Comments on: Jesus is my copilot…and my home security system.

By: pony girl

pony girl — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 21:08:00 +0000

I saw one that said:
Protected by.357 and guard dogs.
Trespassers will be violated.

ew.

By: afwife

afwife — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 17:30:48 +0000

I have a redneck version of both:
This home is protected by God and a gun. If you are found here uninvited, you are liable to meet both.

I also saw this sign up on a junk yard once:
The premises are protected by guard dogs. Trespassers’ remains will be prosecuted.

By: LizzyBean

LizzyBean — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:16:05 +0000

I want to break into the house of the first note, and steal their sign, just to prove them wrong.

By: Lauren--NY

Lauren--NY — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 04:04:45 +0000

“Jewish bible?”

By: Lauren--NY

Lauren--NY — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 04:04:12 +0000

That is amazing.

By: oh shi---

oh shi--- — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 01:02:48 +0000

Is it sad I live near the second note’s store.
The owner is a crazy……yeah.
He has a cot type thing in the pool room and everything.
The stores in grant county if anyone wants to see it.
and the signs still up too.

By: quat

quat — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 02:59:25 +0000

So Satan is at the root of clogged toilets. Ahhh. That explains it. Of course.

By: Worker 11811

Worker 11811 — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 02:57:52 +0000

Just be careful not to step on the spent shell casings in your bare feet! HOT!

By: Odious

Odious — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 00:31:49 +0000

The funniest thing about it is that the person name-drops “Jesus” and then quotes from the Jewish bible instead. Yet another example of one of the flock who’s neither actually read the bible nor understands their own religion.

By: clumber

clumber — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:14:41 +0000

I’m moving in with Elf. Bestest toys.

By: Kate from Iowa

Kate from Iowa — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:56:53 +0000

Good point, it is Lent! Why they should be happy to give up thier…

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Are we sure these people have anything to steal, even? I mean, just because they think it’s nice stuff doesn’t mean it’s not total crap.

Anyway, they should be perfectly happy to live with nothing for the next 40 days.

By: Kate from Iowa

Kate from Iowa — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:53:29 +0000

Thanks tinkerbell2, I read that as “Yea, verily”. *slaps self in head a few times*

An omelet does sound tasty…a couple dashes of Jesus blood might work well with egg…

By: tinkerbell2

tinkerbell2 — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:29:34 +0000

I never understood that logic – any burglar worth their salt would surely just lurk around at closing time (lurking being Burglary #101) and see if everyone leaves?

Maybe that means I’d be a rotten (ie dead) burglar.

By: tinkerbell2

tinkerbell2 — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:26:58 +0000

Yeah, Verity, I’m fairly sure that note is aimed at burglars. But since you seem to be spoiling for a fight, how do you feel about: tipping waiters; domestic cats roaming outside the house; replacing paper in communal bathrooms?