Comments on: “Sweetie, I saw that Walgreens is having a sale on jumbo-sized rubbers, so of course I thought of you!”

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:21:11 +0000

I just read more into it and you’re correct, Elf, I was so up in arms about the issue that I completely lost focus of the facts and I thank you for putting it into perspective : ). But I agree, our government has been doing nothing but jerking everything around and not getting anything accomplished.

By: Claire

Claire — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 04:20:27 +0000

I love how “so proud of you” has quotations added, transforming the genuine sentiment into sarcasm.

By: easily distracted

easily distracted — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 08:23:33 +0000

I noticed the coupon’s for a 36-pack.
Is boyfriend coming for an extended visit, or does Mom assume these two have a marathon weekend planned?

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 02:48:09 +0000

Gilmore Girls is REAL YOU GUYS

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 20:45:38 +0000

Clearly, long-distance relationships can never truly be serious. I definitely inferred that she’s obviously never met this guy and must be a loose hussy trolling the pages of Match.com. And I’m sure she went 10+ years without sex, because she’s probably a double-bagger with no morals, right?
Judge much, porcupine?

I’d like to take Lorelai out for drinks some time.

By: juniper

juniper — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 17:27:45 +0000

I think that was rather sweet actually. Daughter needs to learn to take a joke or even a slightly awkward yet well-intentioned exchange.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:08:02 +0000

Of all the lost arts, staring at the wall isn’t one of them.
Been there, struggled with that.

You’re a true man’s man and I’d share a shower with you (if forced to) any day.

By: Kokopuff

Kokopuff — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 13:30:13 +0000

the only thing awkward about this is that this woman chose to share this card and the coupons with the rest of the world.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:38:51 +0000

Odious == Jim Kale?

By: FeRD

FeRD — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:18:29 +0000

You’re just a beacon of hope for the entire human race, aren’t you DP?

*shudder*

By: FeRD

FeRD — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:15:52 +0000

It’s the very good and super responsible thing to do, after all!

By: FeRD

FeRD — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:12:06 +0000

Which I’m sure makes your socks roll up and down with the warm, fuzzy kumbaya-ness of it all, but where does that leave the rest of us who were already popping popcorn and settling in for a nice, entertaining PAN Comment-Thread Smackdown®????

…You touchy-feely, reasonable bastards ruin everything!!

By: FeRD

FeRD — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:32:22 +0000

I dunno, I don't think that most people would typically refer to the right brain and left brain as "both brains". I suspect most people correctly view them as yin & yang, the two sides to the coin that is the ~~overstretched metaphor~~ brain. The mention of "both brains" in Emily & Richard's card most likely refers to the traditional ("head") brain that we know and love, as well as the so-called "gut brain" — which has never struck me as particularly smart, but somehow it ended up running the country for eight years so what do I know?

By: aaa

aaa — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:18:12 +0000

Much ado about a vagina? Is that really appropriate on the internet?