Comments on: The Stupidbomber Manifesto

By: Hand Banana

Hand Banana — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 22:00:44 +0000

it was funnier the first time

By: Hand Banana

Hand Banana — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:57:12 +0000

If only he knew his note were going to be published and become famous on PAN … maybe he would have written a bit more clearly …

By: Odious

Odious — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 07:47:24 +0000

With so many posters here bragging about gladly wasting energy, current problems are explained in one PAN thread.

By: cizzerhand

cizzerhand — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 06:47:20 +0000

Great. Now cheerleaders are writing PANs.

By: MMA Los Angeles

MMA Los Angeles — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:05:57 +0000

Is that a 100 % sign in between the stupid? It’s also funnier mailed and in horrible print.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:07:27 +0000

Dammit, Glo! Ever since I moved in next to you you’ve been complaining! I slowed the strobe light to a crawl, I disconnected the speaker system, and still you want more?

By: anglophile

anglophile — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 13:55:45 +0000

You all are being too harsh on the note writer. Sleep deprivation does terrible things.

By: anglophile

anglophile — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 13:51:46 +0000

Yes, aaa, it is perfectly possible to install a functioning motion-sensor light that isn’t too annoying to you neighbors, but your annoying neighbor is never going to figure that out.

Sorry, I have neighbor-light issues.

By: So so so so awesome

So so so so awesome — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:31:22 +0000

This is one of the best PANs in a while. I read it yesterday and came back to see it today.

By: AuntyBron

AuntyBron — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 05:23:19 +0000

See when I first read the note I thought he was writing 999999999.9 (percent) like he had decided it wasn’t completely 100/00 annoying. But so aggrivating that it makes you stutter in writing? double weird, dude.

By: Frank

Frank — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:10:15 +0000

come on!
The note, while it doesn’t really make sense, DOES get it’s point across. Turn off your damn light jackass! If it was me, I’d shoot it out with a BB gun or go up and adjust the sensitivity myself.
Shame on the idiot who leaves his light on all night.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 23:42:57 +0000

And both pale in comparison to “lights on, nobody home”.

Which I think adequately describes our,
esteemed steemed steamed
100/00 → steamed steamed n-n-n-n-n-notewriter!

By: Therapist Beverly Hills

Therapist Beverly Hills — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:54:07 +0000

Well, that’s one way to get your point across. It would have been funnier if they would have used multiple adjectives to describe “stupid”

By: MD

MD — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:51:00 +0000

There is only one sane way to respond.

Reprogram a dancing snowman to blare “I wear my sunglasses at night, s-s-s-s-so I can…”

The light obviously needs a buddy system in play. For its own safety.

And, of course, you email that note to everyone you have ever known with a little “In case of my s-s-s-sudden demise or disappearance, please start here.”