except our dogs never got out (we didn’t have a fenced-in yard, so the only time they were outside was when they were on a leashed walk) so her mystery poop never came from our dogs, but she would still drop it at our door.

Fucking hated that woman.

Repeat until they get the hint.

My parents have a neighbor who didn’t bother putting up a fence on the back of their yard because it bordered a lake. Somehow they thought their German Shepherd couldn’t swim.

He was a really sweet dog, but he kept getting into my parents’ backyard (easy to jump into from another neighbor’s higher yard, not so easy to get out of) after “escaping” (read: swimming a whole 40 feet in shallow water) and fighting with my parents’ Golden Retriever. Dad would drive the dog home and the neighbors would just glare at him. He even offered to build them a fence HIMSELF. After a while he started calling animal control, and nothing happened.

Finally, he started taking the GSD to the local shelter, and the shelter would call the owners who would then pay the fee ($50 maybe? I don’t really remember, possibly $100) and take him home. I think this happened 5 or 6 times before the family started asking around the neighborhood to see if someone wanted a GSD. I hooked them up with the GSD rescue, and he’s at a home now where his owners actually give a crap about him.

Not on team ‘let your dog crap anywhere it wants to,’ either, but this winner has crossed the line from mildly PA to full-blown personality disorder, so they lose my vote.

What would have been better was if the writer of this note had put it all in a paper bag, set it on the neighbor’s doorstep, and lit it on fire! Then, as the neighbors came out and stomped the fire out, they’d see the note.

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My immediate next door neighbor has been calling animal control for the past 10 years. So that obviously hasn’t been working.

Thumbs up for the smearing of dog poo on the car door handle.