Comments on: The Bad Moms Club (see, it’s funny ’cause it’s NOT true)

By: Anne

Anne — Wed, 18 May 2011 13:06:52 +0000

When I was in kindergarten, I told the nice policeman who’d come to talk to us about being good citizens that, yes, my mother drank and drove all the time. He hadn’t thought to mention “drinking” here meant alcohol. My Mom always has water in the car, and I figured that meant she was breaking the law. That was an interesting parent teacher conference . . . .

By: Ell

Ell — Thu, 12 May 2011 03:50:51 +0000

An absolute classic – love it!

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 16:41:18 +0000

I did that to my mom when she was taking me out of church because I was misbehaving. And it was in the middle of a prayer. Talk about getting an extra spanking for that…

Incidentally, it’s my grandfather’s favorite story about me. The look on his face when he roars “Momma, don’t beat me no more!” is pretty hysterical.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:38:48 +0000

This was awesome. Oh, also…

FeRD doesn’t like you, either. You just watch yourself.

By: Izzy4Realz

Izzy4Realz — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 03:03:06 +0000

Hahaha. That’s like when my brother was little and in the middle of a store decided to yell “mommy! Don’t beat me!”

My mom (or dad) never beat any of us. >><< He doesn't remember a thing about that day, but I remember how red my mom's face was!

By: Divvitar

Divvitar — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 16:43:22 +0000

Come on. This little one is not worth the effort!

By: Melanie

Melanie — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 15:17:20 +0000

Hilarious!! When my younger brother was in kindergarten for Christmas they made a small book of things they wished for for Christmas and then hung them up on the hallway. My little brother wrote “I wish my mommy and daddy would quit drinking” 22 years later we still crack up about it. My parents were mortified. And no my parents weren’t drinkers, I don’t even remember my parents having alcohol in the house growing up.

By: Kurtis

Kurtis — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 15:04:26 +0000

“It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.”

“What’s unpleasant about being drunk?”

“Ask a glass of water.”

By: Denise

Denise — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 14:53:02 +0000

OMG….that is funny. I’m sure the teacher has seen worse though.

By: BunchFamily

BunchFamily — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 14:29:27 +0000

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By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:15:55 +0000

Were those tents made from three sheets.

By: Gladystopia

Gladystopia — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:52:47 +0000

I was in my late 30′s before I realized: most kids didn’t have an 8-foot high, 3-deep wall of liquor boxes in their basements, a wall which was filled with magazines, newspapers, and bits of assorted mail.

It was a few years after THAT when I realized: not only were my parents alcoholics, my dad was also a hoarder (and narcoleptic, but that one wasn’t HIS fault.)

Thank god that in the 70′s, most ppl’s parents were so FUBARred in other ways that my teachers never even twicked to my compilation of oddities. Bit of a shame, actually; could have explained a lot.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:16:10 +0000

Divvitar, I was thinking of Chumbley!

By: D

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:07:27 +0000

This is my fav P.A.N. I’ve seen! too funny!