This is a splendid example of why Fark has a ‘Florida’ tag -the state seems to draw (or breed) people who aren’t within a loooong stone’s throw of normal, doesn’t it?

(Good luck to the F State residents who *aren’t* in that category. I imagine you’ll be supplying PAN submissions about your neighbors for a long time to come….)

The note is frightening and hard to read due to poor spelling and poor penmanship.
When you finally figures out what it says it’s also highly confusing.

The roommate in question completely lacked “sex emotions” towards him.

The “incess” remark is one of two things:

a) She’s dating someone else, possibly her cousin. It’s not that odd for people to date their cousins – the extent of taboo on that varies from place to place. (Frankly it could just as easily be that she’s dating someone who this guy has decided is her cousin. He seems to have a little trouble with his hold on reality.)

b) He’s related to her (not a brother or he wouldn’t think of her as “roommate”, again maybe a cousin or something) and has decided in his deep frustration that incest is sour grapes.

I’m now debating moving.

I’m hoping his next college room mate isn’t as illiterate.

Basically, this is his ex-girlfriend. She called it off with him. He wants to pick up the things that he left at the apartment (toothbrush, underpants, t-shirts, bong). But the roommates are ignoring his knocks at the door. He is not getting in that door. No way Jose!

He new that she was devoid of sex emotions. But he pressed the relationship. He could teach her to love. But he soon learned that she wanted sex…No intimacy. No kisses and hugs. No post-coital spooning. She has no sex emotions and definitely not loyal. She goes out with other guys. She flirts with his friends.

From this, he surmised that she may be a little bit of a sociopath, but he new this going in. But he was intent on teaching her to love.

The nail in the door *looking around* was the day he introduced her to his hot brother. His brother began receiving interesting phone calls from the girlfriend. Eventually, the girl tried to scam with his brother.
His brother told him about the girl’s scamming. Blood’s thicker than water. Our dear writer, the genius, thought, “How dare his girlfriend (who is not related to him) attempt to have an inccessuous relationship with his brother? He could put up with the lack of intimacy, but he could not put up with incess.’

He is a moral, upstanding young man. He wants no part of incess, but give the state of today’s youth, he probably partakes in some degree of excess.