Comments on: Sure, blame it on the kids

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Mon, 02 May 2011 07:50:23 +0000

Really? Sonya?… It was all good and silent, fuck CB chilled out and everything was moving on until you had to say those words. WHY?!?!?!? lol : P

By: Sonya

Sonya — Mon, 02 May 2011 06:19:52 +0000

HAH! Last word!

By: anglophile

anglophile — Sun, 01 May 2011 14:00:58 +0000

Oh CB, no you didn’t. We have no freedom of speech on the internet. The owner of this blog can censor the hell out of us any time she wants. Don’t make me start freedom of speech wank. I’m fussy about my constitutional rights.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 01 May 2011 07:51:33 +0000

Wonderman, zomboid, bookworm, (Bin Laden??, Ahmadinejad?? Castro??),

Why don’t you and your “vast army of cohorts” tell us just how many comments we’re allowed to make per note so we do not become “over-posters”?
Why not give us a definitive definition of “humor” and what you find “funny” while you’re at it. Because we all know by now that if you don’t like or understand someone’s sense of humor it should and must be banned from the site.

We’ll all give our freedom of speech and expression of our ideas over to your wise discretion, I’m sure.

What religion may we practice again? I have a bad memory and must be constantly reminded by the authorities.

By: sweet chariot

sweet chariot — Sun, 01 May 2011 06:37:37 +0000

“I was almost hit by a car.” is a subjective statement to make and means little to nothing.
For some people 8 feet may be “almost” for others 4 feet while others may be comfortable just 2 feet away from a car going by. That lady says it was a foot but is her one foot my 6 feet, you’re four feet or somebody elses 10 feet?
Thats what makes this a fake issue to the central argument some people keep saying they want to talk about. Pay attention to you’re situation so YOU can feel safe. Im happy cantz stayed on that and didnt roll in the mud with the trolls.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:39:16 +0000

This is still going on?! Y’all know what they say about people who argue on the internet right?

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 08:08:02 +0000

I wouldn’t want to lose any of those things, se…so I’ll just snicker.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 07:42:32 +0000

LOL, CC, I’d say “Thin the herd”, but someone might actually take me seriously on a thread like this one!

You have, unfortunately still missed my point that there are poor drivers…and there are poor pedestrians. I was pretty sure that’d be something most could come to an agreement upon.

But to your point of the blind…fortunately, they have you out there protecting their handicapped parking so they don’t have to walk the lengths of parking lots.
Side note: Ever notice the Braille dots on the drive-up ATM? That always gives me a kick! )
My friend David (rest his soul…not run over, BTW) was legally blind, and his wife used his handicapped placard even when she wasn’t driving him.
Somehow, the man was never hit by a car when out alone walking with his white cane…said he could hear them, i.e. cars, pedestrians, all manner of things, coming (I asked because personally I’d be scared to death to walk around blind). I suppose he was paying attention to such things.
I figure if a blind man can do it…

OMG! I just played the “My dead blind friend card” and I didn’t even know it was part of the pity deck!!! Sorry, David. RIP, Dude.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 07:03:27 +0000

I’m sure you can’t read anymore of it, zomboid. Why, then you’d have to actually consider what I’ve said rather than just tossing out meaningless jabs.
That wouldn’t do much to improve your inferiority complex.

I do like the line above someone put in though…”We are not newbies, no matter what “persona” you see.”

Almost makes it seem like at least one person posted under different names, huh? I’m waiting for the true Sybil personality to show up.

By: TKD

TKD — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 04:58:09 +0000

Dammit glo, you just shot down another of my cherished delusions. I was certain I’d find that cure for cancer here if I just read every post. So much for that paycheck. Guess I’ll go back to wandering Florida swamps in search of that fountain of youth.

By: chesire cat

chesire cat — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 04:09:27 +0000

Okay but wait..CB what if the pedestrian is blind? Then how do they watch out for cars? Or is that somehow their fault too for being blind?

By: El Jefe

El Jefe — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 03:37:05 +0000

Hey zomboid what is your issue with reading for content? Do all the other library/coffeeshop patrons make fun of you because you sound words out when they’re more than three syllables?

It’s hard to know where to start attacking your ‘logic’ since it has holes big enough to drive RunBarbaraRun’s rape van through. How about we start with a bit of classic Western false dichotomy and move on to some stupid ad hominem attacks?

If you want to be one of the sheeple go ahead but don’t expect anybody else to follow behind you lockstep…

By: anglophile

anglophile — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 22:42:20 +0000

You know, you’re not graded on reading this site, your paycheck doesn’t depend on it, and you’re not learning how to cure cancer. It’s just a fucking humor blog.

By: zomboid

zomboid — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 22:06:02 +0000

can someone summarise CB’s reply for me? i somehow can’t force myself to read anything he writes anymore