Comments on: No Bowl Movements Allowed

By: Maj. Mel Function

Maj. Mel Function — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 13:41:09 +0000

It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios!

By: Maj. Mel Function

Maj. Mel Function — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 13:36:20 +0000

This gives a whole new meaning to porta potty!

By: Hobo

Hobo — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:11:10 +0000

I think I may have written some policies like that. Now my head hurts. Where is my wine?

By: Nunavut Guy

Nunavut Guy — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:16:14 +0000

As opposed to European.

By: Jiu Jitsu Los Angeles

Jiu Jitsu Los Angeles — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:26:25 +0000

Maybe the underwear gnomes steal them! I wouldn’t be surprised, they practically steal everything else. And, it would make better sense than this note.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:06:40 +0000

African toilets are non-migratory

By: Divvitar

Divvitar — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:24:10 +0000

Are you suggesting toilets migrate?

By: Kara

Kara — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 20:42:02 +0000

This must be a premium toilet if enough people are attempting to move it that mgmt went to the trouble of posting a sign.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 18:57:14 +0000

My sense of perception, as well as my coordination, is messed up from all those shoplifted budlights. The Z shaped bowls seem too hard to squeeze in between the squares… Does it go there? or here?..it won’t fit!! Aww fuck it, lets just slide some toilets over here and play some chess instead.

By: wonderman

wonderman — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 18:23:00 +0000

ROTFLMAO at you!

By: TKD

TKD — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 17:19:18 +0000

Am I the only one who found it amusing that this note was submitted by Jake?

Or is everyone still too busy piling on CB to look for humor in life? Let’s all pretend we’re in the left lane and move already!

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 17:11:41 +0000

I would think that someone so drunk as to try to straighten out a toilet would lack the coordination to actually succeed. I guess not!

By: unsatisfied

unsatisfied — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 15:14:19 +0000

usually, I prefer to move my bowels, not my toilet.

ususally.

By: krunchbang

krunchbang — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 14:46:18 +0000

More than likely the communist at OSHA has something to do with this.

http://americanrestroom.org/gov/ohsa/index.htm