Comments on: To the person who sawed me in half last night

By: bizzle

bizzle — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 19:17:22 +0000

Maybe it was Richmond… Texas.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:35:43 +0000

This is surely the work of The Unicyclist.

That SOB did a real number on my kid’s tricycle some years ago.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:32:26 +0000

I think sawing Poles in half was declared a war crime after WWII.

By: 2@

2@ — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:41:29 +0000

that saddle tasted fucking delicious!

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 04:43:54 +0000

Maybe the culprit didn’t want the bike the follow through with it’s plans of thwarting the culprits goals of sawing up every bike in the area. Unfortunately for the bike, late that night the culprit ambushed it in the middle of the night and hacked it in half before it could do anything. This act has officially ended the bikes crime fighting crusade against the crazed Bike Hacker.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 04:32:06 +0000

Like how, exactly?

A video camera?
Motion detector?
Pain detector?
Fake blood inserted in frame?
Or maybe the guy cut himself and left blood everywhere…

By: Kara

Kara — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 03:44:00 +0000

I understand stealing bikes and walking around with saws, but I lose this guy when he starts sawing other people’s bikes in half. What kind of wank does that?!

By: harmonicpies

harmonicpies — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 02:04:45 +0000

I want to ride it where I like.

By: Nunavut Guy

Nunavut Guy — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 00:43:44 +0000

You’re right.It’s just that I don’t know any gay stigmatized cities on the East coast……..I have failed as a bigot.It’s a good thing I’m strong in my racial slurs.

Signed Studying for clan membership.

By: Muay Thai Los Angeles

Muay Thai Los Angeles — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:16:24 +0000

Gosh, I would hate to see what a person would do to a Razor scooter. I don’t think it’s a fair fight when inanimate objects can only talk, not fight back!

By: pony girl

pony girl — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:59:02 +0000

Actually, Austin is only full of whiny douche bags when the legislature is in session.

By: beanster

beanster — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:18:41 +0000

i challenge you to a duel of el jefes.

terms: out-grammar and out-douche the other to prove your identity truly belongs to you.

GO!

By: Ndawg

Ndawg — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 20:31:10 +0000

Poles leave better notes, too.

(They sound like Chopin. Hee Hee.)

By: ligercorn

ligercorn — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 19:26:49 +0000

I want to ride my bisect-cle, I want to ride my bike.