Comments on: Do as I say, not as I do

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 09 May 2011 03:10:05 +0000

I recognized the second one immediately! Love my work’s break room!

By: Auto Title Loans

Auto Title Loans — Wed, 04 May 2011 19:07:26 +0000

I would just start writing in different calendars and using symbols. I mean, they didn’t say it had to be in English, right?

By: eliz

eliz — Wed, 04 May 2011 04:00:42 +0000

Not a sign, but I wondered why they were using Riker as a target all the time:

“Fire at Will!”

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 04 May 2011 03:02:04 +0000

How many notes would it take to fill the Royal Albert Hall?

4000, at a guess.

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 04 May 2011 02:57:31 +0000

Yeah, I always wondered what Bill did to be targeted so.

The “No Standing” signs (for cars) – they always left me bewildered too.
What if I just happened to be walking along the footpath, and without knowing it, I was standing under the “No Standing” sign? Would the sheriff come and arrest me?

There was also a public awareness campaign against littering, whose tagline was, “Drop something, Sport?” For years I thought it was a counteractive imperative – They want me to stop littering, but they’re telling me to litter . . . and everyone else gets this, and I don’t . . . helppp! Guess I should have paid greater attention to the question mark.

By: Mind You, Moose Bites Can Be Very Nastii

Mind You, Moose Bites Can Be Very Nastii — Wed, 04 May 2011 00:57:48 +0000

Thank you Captain Buzz-kill!

But seriously, Bunny, GOOD EYE…. I never woulda caught that

By: Mind You, Moose Bites Can Be Very Nastii

Mind You, Moose Bites Can Be Very Nastii — Wed, 04 May 2011 00:36:57 +0000

Watch out there, James Mason, you wouldn’t want The Elf to sack you….

[Nor would you want Terry to sack you, either ]

By: bunny

bunny — Tue, 03 May 2011 22:57:43 +0000

it has been photo shopped…the smaller frame is an altered version of the first. the perspective on the inner metal edge is all off for a frames sitting at that angle and they both have the same scuff on the front right edge. sorry to be a kill joy. i can’t believe no one else pointed that out.

By: Quite Contrary

Quite Contrary — Tue, 03 May 2011 17:56:58 +0000

At least it’s “thanks” and not “FOR FUCKS SAKE.”

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 03 May 2011 17:56:35 +0000

Better yet, use a different calender system. Put the date in a Julian numbering, the Hebrew Calender, or, why not, Stardates.

Pope Gregory can shove it.

By: ligercorn

ligercorn — Tue, 03 May 2011 17:53:20 +0000

And no zoot suits in the boiler room. It could start a riot.

By: MMA Los Angeles

MMA Los Angeles — Tue, 03 May 2011 17:26:06 +0000

I would go with either one. Why not switch it up every day and do both?

By: JBee

JBee — Tue, 03 May 2011 17:13:24 +0000

That sign on the fridge is far from informative. I mean, yeah put a date on it, but to what end? Does that mean as long as it has ANY date written on it, it won’t be thrown out? Otherwise, they should specify something like “food over a week old will be thrown out”.

My biggest issue with the office fridge was with someone who always brought a huge cooler size lunchbox that took up tons of space, leaving me having to cram my little lunch bag in there. I guess we’d need a system like the bag check at the airport “lunch items need to be under 8 inches per side.”

By: The voice of... James Mason

The voice of... James Mason — Tue, 03 May 2011 15:16:21 +0000

Oh, hello there, Ralph the Wonder Llama!!