Warning: Take my last Diet Coke from the fridge and I WILL cut you.

May 10th, 2011 · 108 comments

I don’t ever condone passive-aggressive note-writing, but you should be warned: hard-core Diet Coke drinkers do not fool around. (Trust me — I’m a recovering addict myself.)

The Beverage [sic] you are about to consume doesn't belong to you :( Are we playing finders keepers I think NOT? Don't I look delicious? Too bad...get your own :) OMG! Did...you...buy me?! ... NO. Hi! I'm not yours :) PUT ME DOWN!

Dear Diet Coke Thief, I understand your sentiment. Diet Coke IS the nectar of the gods, and I can see how one might think that taking someone else's cold drink would be fairly innocuous, but in truth, it's not. Frankly it's crushing. Please stop. Sincerely, A fellow Diet Coke enthusiast & seemingly, your Coke supplier :)

Further deficiencies in the Diet Coke supply will be remedied by waterboarding and dismemberment of the Management.

related: Enough with the diet sodas!

FILED UNDER: blitzkrieg approach · Diet Coke · fridge · most popular notes of 2011 · not-so-veiled threats · sad face · smiley · stealing


108 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Dani

    I can relate! Love it!

    May 10, 2011 at 3:35 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   SEFHWRFEUH

    As a fully addicted person, I can state:

    Diet Coke is liquid crack.

    Yeah, I’d resrt to violence for stealing mine too.

    May 10, 2011 at 3:45 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Persephone

    I think these people are taking reasonable (and very funny) measures. Particularly the individual messages for each can. Genius.

    I don’t think I’d quite go for waterboarding and dismemberment though, unless the Diet Coke supply were replaced with Diet Pepsi….

    May 10, 2011 at 3:56 pm   rating: 39  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   katie_2256

      Pepsi? Eugh.

      May 10, 2011 at 8:46 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Jimmy James

      Coke should capitalize on this sort of brand loyalty and make cans or bottles with a space to write messages in, like those new Bud Light bottles.

      May 11, 2011 at 9:11 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Harmy G

    First image portrays someone very insecure and bitchy.

    May 10, 2011 at 4:29 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   pony girl

      Hmmm, have we found the Diet Coke thief?

      May 10, 2011 at 5:08 pm   rating: 46  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   bean

    One of the best things I ever did, give up colas. Still love me some rootbeer though.

    May 10, 2011 at 4:43 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Joy

      I am right there with you. I broke my 25 year diet coke addiction over two years ago. I would’ve been just as bad as the above PA people over my stash. Can’t stand the flavor of it now. An ice cold root beer on a hot day? Heaven!

      May 10, 2011 at 7:36 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   pony girl

      Maine Root Sarsparilla.
      Yum!

      May 10, 2011 at 9:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Flip-flappin'

    Put down the Diet Coke!

    Pick up the Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi! (Yes, I am high-maintenance, but give it a try, and you will be, too)

    May 10, 2011 at 4:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   RJ

    What’s so great about Diet Coke? Isn’t it just basically Coke that tastes like sucralose or aspartame, and with no caffeine?

    May 10, 2011 at 4:48 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Ana

      diet coke as caffeine, unless you buy diet decaffeinated coke which is just pointless

      May 10, 2011 at 5:16 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   jadefirefly

      See, I’m not really a Diet Coke addict, but if I’m faced with only colas at the machine, it’s what I’ll choose. I think regular colas are too sweet.

      I blame the fact that the only sodas we ever had in the house from the time I was 13 were diet, and I just had my taste buds warped.

      May 10, 2011 at 6:59 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   TickleMyBambo

    Bitch spare me the PAN and switchblade.. You can have your pathetic diet coke. I will stick to the delicious, caffinated, goodness that is PEPSI!

    May 10, 2011 at 4:51 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Gypselle

    The above comment portrays someone very insecure and bitchy.

    May 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Me

      This comment and the above comment are passive-aggressive.

      May 10, 2011 at 10:27 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   TickleMyBambo

      Above comment # 9 portrays someone who drinks diet coke as a way of feeling better about his/her self esteem, and the passive aggressive tone indicates that #9′s supply of diet coke is out and is having severe, and bitchy, withdrawls. Don’t take it out on everyone else because you forgot to buy yourself an extra case. Now if you excuse me, this bitch is going to open herself another can of PEPSI!

      May 11, 2011 at 12:11 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Canthz_B bang

      What color are the elephants?

      Grey
      Blueish
      Pink

      Answer key:

      Grey: Satisfactory level of Diet Coke in system

      Blueish: Could use a shot or two

      Pink: Evacuate the office immediately, someone’s about to snap!! And get that emergency Diet Coke dart ready to fire, dammit!! We may have only seconds to bring her down before she charges!

      May 12, 2011 at 3:31 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Bet

    For those that know my love of Diet Coke – I did not write this. But if anyone tried to steal my DC I would do so in a heartbeat. This is SO me!
    @Persephone – Apparently you don’t love Diet Coke. However, if Diet Pepsi was subbed, it would mean automatic death!

    May 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   grrltechie

      Yes. Diet Pepsi is nasty. I’ll drink water instead (and bit*h about it). Even people not in my department know not to mess with the grrltechie until I’ve had that first Diet Coke in the morning. My actual departmental coworkers? Won’t even talk to me unless it’s an emergency until I’ve had my DC. It’s taken years but I finally have them trained.

      May 11, 2011 at 8:28 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Persephone

      Sweetie, go back and read my comment. I loathe Pepsi. (Sorry, TickleMyBambo…)

      May 11, 2011 at 9:13 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Canthz_B bang

      grrltechie, does your company offer an Employee Assistance Program?

      May 11, 2011 at 10:30 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   TickleMyBambo

      Well you’re apparently not Gypselle so really it’s quite alright, persephone, at least you’re polite about it : )

      May 12, 2011 at 1:31 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   meeper

    They can have the Diet Coke. But if someone touches my Coke Zero they better have life insurance!

    May 10, 2011 at 4:54 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Nahhh bang

      Amen. I’d have to stab them. Repeatedly.

      May 10, 2011 at 11:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   DLo

    Eww. Real coke (a cola) or forget it. Diet Dr Pepper though? Yeah, I’ll cut a bitch.

    May 10, 2011 at 5:02 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   AuntyBron

      Real Coke or A&W Root Beer for me… or something with vodka.

      May 10, 2011 at 11:45 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   pony girl

    Sorry to be serious here, but would any of these people who steal food at the workplace walk into a grocery store and steal a lean cuisine or a diet coke?

    Same thing.

    Stop stealing!

    Okay, y’all can continue with the funny.

    ps- diet coke tastes like ass. Dublin dr pepper FTW!

    May 10, 2011 at 5:10 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   AuntyBron

      Um, PG – exactly how do you know what ass tastes like? Or was that indelicate?

      May 10, 2011 at 11:46 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   pony girl

      Well, um, there was this one time at band camp…

      May 11, 2011 at 1:06 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Cate

      People who bring large supplies of their junk to work are asking for it. Thanks for taking up the fridge with your six-pack, lady, I guess I’ll eat the lunch right now at 9 so it doesn’t go bad on me.

      Seriously, the workplace is not your stockroom. Keep your diet coke at home. And if you drink 6 in a day, I’ll get the number for the dialysis clinic for you.

      May 11, 2011 at 2:24 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   TickleMyBambo

      One time, I poured some diet coke on some hot chicks bubbly booty so I can lick it off… Then I realized that not only did that fine ass taste like old cream cheese, but the diet coke added a strong, sweaty, ass taste that I don’t care to describe it much longer. This atrocious attack on my taste glands has left me traumatized with a natural aversion to Diet coke and cream cheese.

      May 11, 2011 at 2:26 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   pony girl

      If there truly isn’t room in the office fridge because some people are putting 6-packs in there, then I can see taking them out and putting them on the counter.

      I still don’t see how anyone has the right to STEAL any of them.

      Stealing is stealing.

      She’s not asking for her diet coke to be stolen any more than a woman walking alone late at night is asking to be assaulted.

      Wrong is wrong.

      May 11, 2011 at 2:42 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   Canthz_B bang

      If I’m reading this right, assaulting a woman walking alone at night is wrong?

      No wonder I’m chased so often! I thought it was my alluring aftershave! :-P

      May 11, 2011 at 3:55 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   kmd

      Hahahahahahahaah!

      Violence against women is so funny!

      May 11, 2011 at 8:55 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.8   Canthz_B bang

      Uh oh, hurt feelings in the area.

      May 11, 2011 at 9:34 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.9   Nunavut Guy

      All humour is cruel.At least half the posts on this topic involve some reference to violence…….Get the fuck off your high horse.

      May 11, 2011 at 6:54 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.10   TickleMyBambo

      I like smacking me some hoes…

      *Notices glares* What?

      I like gardening! My hoe needs to be in proper working order so I can get my garden tended.

      May 12, 2011 at 1:37 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.11   Canthz_B bang

      I love having my “garden” properly tended by a good hoe like the next guy (this is how my garden grows!). I just don’t want to spend too much getting my tool polished. :-P

      May 12, 2011 at 3:07 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.12   pony girl

      please see 14.4

      May 12, 2011 at 3:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.13   Canthz_B bang

      I think you’re cool on this one, PG. :-)

      May 12, 2011 at 3:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   www.stuffistolefromtheinternet.com

    Diet Coke sucks. Pepsi Max is the only diet soda that’s decent.

    May 10, 2011 at 5:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   clever name

      Yo are all wrong. All diet blows, and so does anything made with corn syrup. And yes, I can taste the difference even if you can’t!

      May 10, 2011 at 6:20 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Kat

      Had to stop drinking most soda because I lost the ability to digest corn syrup. Tried drinking Diet Coke after about eight months without soda, and thought it was completely horrible – I’d rather drink warm kvass. I know I used to think it was okay back when I drank regular Coke, but now I don’t know how people can stand to drink it.

      Izze all the way.

      May 10, 2011 at 11:00 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Danny

      Yeah, I can taste the difference between a mix of 55% fructose / 45% glucose v/s 50% fructose / 50% glucose too. Sigh. You are unlikely to taste the difference between HFCS55 and sucrose in a cola, particularly when the sucrose is mostly broken down into fructose and glucose by the time you get it anyway. The reason Mexican Coke tastes better than regular Coke is not so much the sweetener but the other ingredients. And probably the glass bottle not leaching poison into the drink. ;)

      And the person who can’t digest corn syrup? Corn syrup is *glucose*. But I’m sorry to hear about your funeral.

      May 11, 2011 at 6:49 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   pony girl

      Just wanted to clarify.

      I am not high.

      and I don’t even know kmd.

      May 11, 2011 at 11:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   pony girl

      14.4 is in the wrong place.
      sorry.

      ps – Really, I’m not high.

      May 12, 2011 at 3:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.6   Kat

      “lost the ability to digest corn syrup” was polite speak for “corn syrup gives me the screaming shits.”

      Various other corn products, too, but not all of them. I know I can always count on corn syrup, though, to completely fuck my digestive system. And it doesn’t occur to you that I could have had a corn allergy? (I don’t; it’s technically an intolerance) Corn syrup is not pure glucose, regardless of whatever your mommy told you.

      Thanks for playing, though.

      May 13, 2011 at 3:41 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Hmmmm...

    Dear Staff,

    You are lucky to have a job in this economy. Please go buy your own Diet Coke and save your PA notes and physical threats for someone who does not sign your paychecks.

    Thanks!!
    Management

    May 10, 2011 at 5:20 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Meany

    First pic, I’d definitely shake the living daylights out of each and every can and put them right back. Especially the top right can, it’s just mean.

    May 10, 2011 at 5:25 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   AuntyBron

      No, No – don’t shake them, Meany – they’ll settle after a few minutes. What you need to do is open each can slightly – just enough to let the fizz out.

      May 10, 2011 at 11:49 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Madrias

      Or carefully and delicately puncture each can with a sharpened pencil so all the soda slowly trickles out of the cans, only to unleash the flood when the top is cracked.

      Yes, I used to do that to friends.

      May 11, 2011 at 6:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   Lis

      Ok, WOW! AuntyBron, now THAT is passive-aggressive, as is Madrias’ response, taking it one step further than the 99% of the rest of us, like Meany, would go. Thumbs up, kindred spirits! LOL!

      May 13, 2011 at 6:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Me

    I think Diet Coke is foul but I still understand the notes. I’d to the same to protect my Pepsi MAX, Diet Dr Pepper or Purple Stuff!

    May 10, 2011 at 5:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   FeRD bang

    Hmmm. Something suspicious here. Why does the second image show a text cursor on the first line (after the first dash in “Diet-Coke-Thief”)? Is this perhaps a notewriter-submitted image? Sent in by someone who just couldn’t resist bragging about how clever they are, after having typed up what I’m sure felt like an oh-so-witty anti-theft message?

    May 10, 2011 at 5:44 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   *snerk*

      I noticed that cursor, too, and it confused me. The note as a whole does not look anything like a piece of paper, but a screen shot.

      May 10, 2011 at 7:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   Ndawg

      I saw that too. Thought it was an advertisement at first, and thought Big Coke was watching us. Always watching.

      May 10, 2011 at 8:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   bamboocurl

      It’s definitely a screenshot of Word or something similar. The font rendering is horrible too.

      May 11, 2011 at 9:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Sandee

    Well, to be fair, I actually DO have luggage tags that say “NOT YOURS” … Sure makes life easier coming through Customs off a cruise ship, where every single person has an over-sized black suitcase waiting.
    (p.s. diet soft drink hater)

    May 10, 2011 at 6:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   pony girl

      Cute idea.

      That is why I bought some barbie psychadelic Samsonite suitcases on ebay.
      Very ’70s, pink, orange and yellow.
      and very easy to spot.
      and they’re samsonite, so, you know they’ll last.
      even if a gorilla goes all apeshit on them.
      a tiny bit embarrassing, though, when I go on a business trip. but, everyone goes from smug to jealous when they realize how quickly I get my luggage.

      May 10, 2011 at 9:06 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   AuntyBron

      I just tie a sparkly ribbon to the handles of mine.

      May 10, 2011 at 11:51 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   Canthz_B bang

      So we still agree that Hefty bags won’t do?

      May 11, 2011 at 12:46 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   AuntyBron

      Of course, CB – you know the plastic snags on the conveyor belt.

      May 11, 2011 at 9:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.5   pony girl

      @CB and AuntyBron,

      Yes, Hefty bags are inappropriate for air travel.

      They are fine and dandy for hitchhiking, road trips, and bus rides, though.

      May 11, 2011 at 4:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Nunavut Guy

    If you don’t want your soft drinks stolen,steel yourself and make “Diet Tab ” your drink of choice.

    Nobody will touch that shit.

    May 10, 2011 at 7:23 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Canthz_B bang

      I touched a Fresca once…left my hand (and palate) crippled for a month!

      May 11, 2011 at 12:41 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   Nunavut Guy

      Fresca was developed in a German POW camp.

      May 11, 2011 at 6:42 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   *snerk*

      There is no such thing as “Diet Tab.” Tab all by itself is diet.

      May 11, 2011 at 10:24 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.4   Nunavut Guy

      As Steve Martin would say…………..”Well EXCUUUSSEEE MEEEEE!!!

      May 11, 2011 at 12:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Divvitar

    Bullshit! Pepsi Max is the nectar of the gods!

    May 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Madrias

      Two words:
      Mountain Dew.

      May 11, 2011 at 10:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   katie_2256

    Holy crap, these 3 have got to be some of the funniest PA notes ever. Someone went to the effort of making 6 little individual notes for each of those cans. So win!

    p.s Chocolate milk >>>> Diet Coke

    May 10, 2011 at 8:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Quite Contrary

    There is no snarky comment that can top the “Put Me Down!” note.

    May 10, 2011 at 8:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Me

    The first one is amazing, hahaha

    May 10, 2011 at 10:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Divvitar

    Personally, I think the management could use waterboarding anyway.

    May 10, 2011 at 11:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Canthz_B bang

      Bah, that’s only simulated drowning. I wouldn’t cheat my management out of the true experience.
      They pay me for quality work, and by God I’d give it to them!

      May 11, 2011 at 12:37 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Canthz_B bang

    Statistics show that those people who shoot everyone they work with drink Diet Coke.
    Drink “the real thing” or go with iced tea…after all “diet soda” is an oxymoron.

    May 11, 2011 at 12:31 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   justme

    The scary thing is, in any other country than the USA the waterboarding comment would have been a joke

    May 11, 2011 at 6:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   bamboocurl

    Dismember and Mange: subtle yet effective keywords to ensure loss of appetite.

    -The Staff Manual for Notewriting

    May 11, 2011 at 9:29 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   oi

      subtle?

      May 11, 2011 at 10:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Pepper

    Seriously?! I think it might be time for rehab.

    May 11, 2011 at 9:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   aaa bang

    Diet Coke, you suck
    Addiction to horrid shit?
    I just don’t get it

    May 11, 2011 at 10:20 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   quat

      Camp What the Hell is Up With You People.
      I’d drink water. Hell, I’d drink a piss cocktail. Your crappy aspartame laced fizzy chemical water is TOTALLY safe from me, unless I decide to pour it down the drain where it belongs.

      May 11, 2011 at 10:35 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   pony girl

      I drink some sodas every so often, as a treat.
      Otherwise it’s water or herbal ice tea. (no sugar, please, I like it yankee style)
      In the summer here (Austin, TX) I make two pitchers of ice tea a day.

      Of course, I drink water out of my garden hose, so I may not be the person to ask about these sorts of things.

      May 11, 2011 at 6:44 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.3   quat

      I’m with you, pony. And garden hoses leach lead into the water… which could explain why so many of us are the way we are. Wish someone had told me that when I was a kid. ;)

      May 11, 2011 at 10:01 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.4   MrCreepy

      Three pitchers of UNsweet ice-tea a week, in addition to what I drink while out running around. Some water, orange juice, and the occasional Fresca.

      quat : So that’s what happened to me….

      May 11, 2011 at 11:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Canthz_B bang

    Thanks to these notes, I’m now as afraid of Diet Coke as I am of crack cocaine.

    Beer is good.

    May 11, 2011 at 10:21 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   oi

    Diet sugar free colas are ick. Also Pepsi is yuck. It seriously makes me sick. Dr. pepper, oh my god! how on this earth could anybody drink that plastICKY, artificial cherry flavor without gagging is beyond me. It is like they took real cherry flavor and mutilated it with insect blood or something. Calm down, at least I did not use word roach blood analogy. You are welcome!

    May 11, 2011 at 10:28 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   Canthz_B bang

      Divulging secret formulas on the internet just isn’t right. Now they’ll have to change it.

      Oh, did I let slip?

      May 12, 2011 at 3:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   Christine

    I’m more of a Pepsi fan. Although to be honest when I’ve gone off it cold turkey for a week I no longer crave it..then I tell myself that I’ll have just one of those mini cans because I need the caffeine…and the cycle starts again.

    To the person who can’t digest corn syrup: if you’re ever in Canada you should be able to safely drink most sodas. We use sugar, and not HFCS. Also, if you’re looking for caffeinated sodas in Canada, you won’t find it in light-coloured drinks. For some reason we have a stupid law that only dark-coloured drinks may contain caffeine. I have NO idea why but it sucks.

    May 11, 2011 at 11:11 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   Seanette

      I’d actually be happy to find no-caffeine Mt. Dew. Love the taste, could really stand to cut the caffeine.

      May 11, 2011 at 3:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   pony girl

      @Christine,

      Is there a Squirt soda in Canada? Made with sugar instead of corn syrup?

      If so, a road trip is in order.

      I am not even kidding.

      I must go now and look into this…

      May 11, 2011 at 4:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   pony girl

      eeewww.
      don’t Google Squirt and Canada.

      update:
      found this, I’m getting warmer:
      http://cgi.ebay.ph/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320679084256

      May 11, 2011 at 4:53 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.4   Christine

      Never even heard of Squirt. Don’t think it still exists here. And I haven’t seen Mountain Dew Code Red in YEARS. That stuff was tasty.

      May 13, 2011 at 2:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Title Loans

    Diet Coke has gotten more and more expensive, and more and more addicting. I can see why people have gotten so angry about it! Right now I have a two-liter sitting next to me, and if anyone took it there would be hell to pay! What do you think it is about this stuff? It’s terrible, I know, but I can’t resist it. (Even giving it up for Lent didn’t work)

    May 11, 2011 at 2:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Nunavut Guy

      Where I live a case of 12 pop is $27.99.I drink a lot of lake water.

      May 11, 2011 at 7:02 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   Christine

      Yeah, I was about to say…don’t complain about the cost of soda unless you live in the North. If you do, however, then complain away. Are chips still 7$ a bag?

      (Dad worked for Arctic Co-Ops, spent a summer in NWT)

      May 13, 2011 at 2:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   Nunavut Guy

      Down to $5 at the Northern.I hold out for sales.

      May 15, 2011 at 12:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Eileen

    Mountain Dew Code Red is my crack. Can’t get enough of that stuff.

    May 11, 2011 at 6:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   Madrias

      If I could give more than 1 thumb, I would.

      May 11, 2011 at 9:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Chesire Cat

    Coke zero all the way! Diet Coke is a poor substitute.

    May 11, 2011 at 8:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Teejay

    If someone at work hordes the fridge with their nasty soda (I don’t drink any of any kind, it’s how u get fat), I pour them down the sink and leave the cans in the sink for them to be seen, andthen leave a passive aggressive note in the fridge that says “next time, don’t hog fridge space”

    May 13, 2011 at 5:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   Lis

      I wouldn’t be able to down “the Captain” w/o Coke – and no self-respectin’ Southerna would drink rum w/Diet Coke, id’d have to be “straight” Coke.

      Yes, “id’d” is a word in the South. Yucan look it up in the Jeff Foxwothy dictionary. B)

      May 13, 2011 at 6:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   John

    I would never consider taking one of those….until I saw those notes. Then I would drink them (all at once) and put the empties back in the fridge with the notes still on them.

    May 14, 2011 at 7:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Iceheartt

    ew Diet. Yuck.

    with all those notes though, I’d be tempted to do something similar to what John said, only poking a hole in the bottom and draining them out and putting them back.

    May 28, 2011 at 2:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   maynard

    You want to meet the world’s heaviest diet coke addicts? residential eating disorder treatment… DAMHIK

    May 30, 2011 at 8:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   hmax17

    My mom remedied this in a very different way than a note. She put a red dot on the bottom of each of her Diet Cokes. She knew it was someone on her school’s hall so she just kept a look out when people were drinking their cans to see who it was….And she caught the bitch!

    Jun 24, 2011 at 12:56 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     

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