Comments on: Warning: Take my last Diet Coke from the fridge and I WILL cut you.

By: hmax17

hmax17 — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 05:56:46 +0000

My mom remedied this in a very different way than a note. She put a red dot on the bottom of each of her Diet Cokes. She knew it was someone on her school’s hall so she just kept a look out when people were drinking their cans to see who it was….And she caught the bitch!

By: maynard

maynard — Tue, 31 May 2011 01:28:24 +0000

You want to meet the world’s heaviest diet coke addicts? residential eating disorder treatment… DAMHIK

By: Iceheartt

Iceheartt — Sat, 28 May 2011 19:30:13 +0000

ew Diet. Yuck.

with all those notes though, I’d be tempted to do something similar to what John said, only poking a hole in the bottom and draining them out and putting them back.

By: Nunavut Guy

Nunavut Guy — Sun, 15 May 2011 17:16:56 +0000

Down to $5 at the Northern.I hold out for sales.

By: John

John — Sat, 14 May 2011 12:44:57 +0000

I would never consider taking one of those….until I saw those notes. Then I would drink them (all at once) and put the empties back in the fridge with the notes still on them.

By: Lis

Lis — Fri, 13 May 2011 23:44:35 +0000

I wouldn’t be able to down “the Captain” w/o Coke – and no self-respectin’ Southerna would drink rum w/Diet Coke, id’d have to be “straight” Coke.

Yes, “id’d” is a word in the South. Yucan look it up in the Jeff Foxwothy dictionary. B)

By: Lis

Lis — Fri, 13 May 2011 23:31:43 +0000

Ok, WOW! AuntyBron, now THAT is passive-aggressive, as is Madrias’ response, taking it one step further than the 99% of the rest of us, like Meany, would go. Thumbs up, kindred spirits! LOL!

By: Teejay

Teejay — Fri, 13 May 2011 22:16:54 +0000

If someone at work hordes the fridge with their nasty soda (I don’t drink any of any kind, it’s how u get fat), I pour them down the sink and leave the cans in the sink for them to be seen, andthen leave a passive aggressive note in the fridge that says “next time, don’t hog fridge space”

By: Christine

Christine — Fri, 13 May 2011 19:39:00 +0000

Yeah, I was about to say…don’t complain about the cost of soda unless you live in the North. If you do, however, then complain away. Are chips still 7$ a bag?

(Dad worked for Arctic Co-Ops, spent a summer in NWT)

By: Christine

Christine — Fri, 13 May 2011 19:37:33 +0000

Never even heard of Squirt. Don’t think it still exists here. And I haven’t seen Mountain Dew Code Red in YEARS. That stuff was tasty.

By: Kat

Kat — Fri, 13 May 2011 08:41:08 +0000

“lost the ability to digest corn syrup” was polite speak for “corn syrup gives me the screaming shits.”

Various other corn products, too, but not all of them. I know I can always count on corn syrup, though, to completely fuck my digestive system. And it doesn’t occur to you that I could have had a corn allergy? (I don’t; it’s technically an intolerance) Corn syrup is not pure glucose, regardless of whatever your mommy told you.

Thanks for playing, though.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 12 May 2011 08:31:44 +0000

What color are the elephants?

Grey
Blueish
Pink

Answer key:

Grey: Satisfactory level of Diet Coke in system

Blueish: Could use a shot or two

Pink: Evacuate the office immediately, someone’s about to snap!! And get that emergency Diet Coke dart ready to fire, dammit!! We may have only seconds to bring her down before she charges!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 12 May 2011 08:21:07 +0000

I think you’re cool on this one, PG.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 12 May 2011 08:15:20 +0000

Divulging secret formulas on the internet just isn’t right. Now they’ll have to change it.

Oh, did I let slip?