I am still suspicious, because, I mean, it was LOUD!
and I’ve heard cats and squirrels run across the roof before, and this was just HUGE clomping/crashing sounds.
and then I watched that movie, ‘Paranormal Activity’ and found my attic open just a bit, just like in the movie, and there were those very loud clomping sounds, and I was freaked out.

So, yes, one can walk heavy without being heavy.

stupid squirrels.

As I said, apartment, so they didn’t even have any stairs! Just walking across the linoleum floors, she was so loud that people on the other end of my phone conversations could hear her.

Thank you for pointing this out!
— The Passive-Aggressive Notes webmaster. Also, Jesus.

I love how increasingly (obviously) meta it’s become with each successive generation. I feel like I need to make sure I print it with some sort of obvious border, or visible markings. (Like the page numbering and the title — “photo”, obviously to help out anyone who wasn’t sure what they were looking at — seen in the current image.)

That way, it’ll be clear to anyone who sees it, that what I’ve posted is a printout of a photo of a printout of a photo of a sign.

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a . . .