Stephanie in Kansas City, Missouri found this warning posted on the fridge after lunch today:
![Whoever eat [sic] my pizza today....remember Rapture is coming tomorrow!!!!](http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5110/5740106995_2175b09c0a.jpg "Whoever eat [sic] my pizza today....remember Rapture is coming tomorrow!!!!")
Around the same time, this note showed up on an office coffee-maker in Washington, D.C.:
Meanwhile, Ashley in Greenville, North Carolina forwards this example of a veiled threat, atheist-style:
related: Remember, God is watching you!
45 responses so far ↓
#1
BigJoe
Uh, I don’t get the point. What is that supposed to mean?
May 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm rating: 2
#2
Durp
That’s awesome.
May 20, 2011 at 1:57 pm rating: 1
#3
lagne
Better be careful with that one. Some Christians I know would take that as a suggestion.
May 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm rating: 2
#4
lucason
It’s funny how the author of this note completely misses the point of the atheist mind. You may impress a religious person by saying “jesus cries every time you….”, but an atheist does not beleive anything just because it is written down.
May 20, 2011 at 2:10 pm rating: 3
#5
orange dog
Is that for any sink? Is it brand specific? Is soft-soap OK?
If I leave a bar of Irish Spring in my sink, will Dawkins pray the Rosary? Is it specific to Dawkins or will the next available atheist do?
May 20, 2011 at 2:23 pm rating: 14
#6
jadefirefly
The last note was a lot funnier when I mis-read it as “every time you leave the poop in the sink”.
May 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm rating: 22
#7
makfan
Well, if the rapture is coming tomorrow, why shouldn’t I eat your pizza?
May 20, 2011 at 3:10 pm rating: 20
#8
Twez
In case of rapture, I’m taking your pizza.
May 20, 2011 at 3:19 pm rating: 2
#9
Jessi
Post-rapture pizza looting party FTW!
May 20, 2011 at 4:17 pm rating: 4
#10
Car Title Loans
Nothing like a little joke about Jesus and the end of the world to really make a Friday shine!
Ava
May 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm rating: 2
#11
Sirius¤
I have big plans for May 21st – I have purchased a big helium tank, and will be releasing hordes of bouyant, inappropriately-dressed blow-up dolls into the sky.
A few hundred dolls should do the trick (and won’t even make a dent in my blow-up doll supply).
May 20, 2011 at 5:13 pm rating: 39
#12
Nunavut Guy
Who the fuck is Richard Dawkins?
Team too lazy to google.
May 20, 2011 at 10:10 pm rating: 3
#13
Divvitar
I’m still wondering what all those crazy fucks are going to do on Sunday when the world’s still here.
May 20, 2011 at 10:28 pm rating: 0
#14
Nunavut Guy
Rapture came a day early for me.It happened while I was eating your pizza.
May 20, 2011 at 10:56 pm rating: 15
#15
pony girl
Everywhere I go, and all over the news, all this talk about Rapture.
Thanks a lot people; I can’t get that stupid Blondie song out of my head.
May 20, 2011 at 11:22 pm rating: 4
#16
park rose
It’s 18.43 in the Line Islands in Kiribati, May 21st. I know news can be slow, but I think everything is still standing. I’ll be talking out the other side of my face (but that will be okay, because I will have been a true Christian and turned the other cheek) if something dire happens in the next few hours. As it has been said all over the Internet, you’ve plenty of time to prepare that side of the world, especially Hawai’i.
May 20, 2011 at 11:45 pm rating: 2
#17
Anniee451
I dunno about that first one. The man from Mars *stopped* eating bars and eating cars and now he only eats guitars.
Whether that’s still rapture or not you’ll have to ask Debbie Harry. We could get off on a technicality.
May 21, 2011 at 1:24 am rating: 6
#18
Canthz_B
Imagine, there will be a great many zealots who are actually disappointed that the world didn’t come to an end 5/21/2011.
How dare billions of people not die?!
Not themselves of course, because they are without sin and being rapturous while others perish is certainly not a sin.
May 22, 2011 at 1:32 am rating: 3
#19
bookworm
Yesterday, at 6pm on the dot, my microwave went off. The rapture was two bean and cheese burritos. What did everyone else get? I can’t wait until rapture comes around again next year!
May 22, 2011 at 11:14 am rating: 6
#20
Ashleigh
… am I the only one that’s still alive???
Jun 3, 2011 at 3:11 am rating: 0
#21
Katy
The coffee machine sign would have been funnier had it said:
This machine was raptured early. Get your coffee tomorrow!
Jun 4, 2011 at 4:20 pm rating: 2
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