This bulletin board display from Louisville, Kentucky comes to us via Annie in Colorado, who adds: “I can’t help but feel sorry for the poor dogs caught popping a squat!” (Don’t worry, Annie. As you can see, I’ve taken steps to protect the identities of the canines pictured.)
Maybe it’s the classic crazypants handwriting, but I when I try to envision the creator of this display, the first image that comes to mind is one of those cop-show scenes where they bust in and find a room obsessively wallpapered with photos and maps and newspaper clippings documenting some big (or in this case, not so big) conspiracy theory.
But who knows? Maybe this guy is starting a new fetish mag and just wants to track down these dogs to pay their modeling fees or…something.
![DO YOU KNOW THESE DOGS??? 8337 GT. HAS NO DOGS YET THESE DOGS ARE POOPING AROUND THIS ADDRESS. [Response:] GET A LIFE!!!](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3314/5753299426_0ce0e28fc7_b.jpg "DO YOU KNOW THESE DOGS??? 8337 GT. HAS NO DOGS YET THESE DOGS ARE POOPING AROUND THIS ADDRESS. [Response:] GET A LIFE!!!")
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89 responses so far ↓
#1
Chesire Cat
I think I have made my position known before on this. Unleashed animals suck and so do their owners. Leave the poop on their doorstep and call animal control.
May 23, 2011 at 8:48 pm rating: 96
#2
snee
fresh grass? good poopin’!
May 23, 2011 at 9:02 pm rating: 8
#3
FeRD
I’d be inclined to take an existential approach to this one, I think. Can anyone ever truly know a dog? Are we truly able to comprehend Fido’s identity in a manner that has even the slightest resemblance to his self-identity? If not, who are we to impose our concept of who he is upon him?
…Or maybe 8337 Grouchy Tits should just shut up and put up a fence, if dogs doing their business on his lawn gets his knickers in such a twist.
May 23, 2011 at 9:08 pm rating: 39
#4
Feather
Flyer-Maker has it all wrong; The dogs are obviously trying to help him fertilize his half-dead lawn in these tough economic times. He should bring doggie biscuits with him next time instead of his camera. Team dogs! Or maybe his lawn is dying from all the dog urine. Oh well, I already made my choice.
May 23, 2011 at 9:08 pm rating: 13
#5
Kay
Hilarious!
May 23, 2011 at 9:12 pm rating: 1
#6
James
Yeah, I don’t have a problem with this note.
May 23, 2011 at 9:13 pm rating: 32
#7
Pit Pat
They belong to Keyser Söze.
May 23, 2011 at 9:27 pm rating: 6
#8
katie_2256
This guy is a badass detective. Catching not one, not two, but three, THREE, dogs in the act? He’s got talent.
May 23, 2011 at 9:36 pm rating: 15
#9
James L.
If s/he’s so upset by this, why not just catch the dogs and send them to the pound? Dog are like people. When they’re in the defecating position, they tend not to run very fast.
May 23, 2011 at 9:37 pm rating: 9
#10
Sarah
Pretty sure that first dog just be peein’.
May 23, 2011 at 9:37 pm rating: 16
#11
Sonya
The quality of these photos makes me think these dogs are models for American Apparel.
May 23, 2011 at 9:48 pm rating: 36
#12
Pickleweasle
The first dog in that flyer is urinating, not taking a dump on the lawn.
Who goes around taking pictures of dogs doing their business? Sounds pretty sick to me!
May 23, 2011 at 9:50 pm rating: 9
#13
botch
I love the get a life note my sentiments exactly.
May 23, 2011 at 9:52 pm rating: 3
#14
Divvitar
OMG, this is something my asshole next-door neighbor would do! He’d call Code Enforcement also, because the lawn looks spotty and needs mowing,
May 23, 2011 at 10:02 pm rating: 2
#15
ben
He needs not shoot them w/a camera, but a bb gun! Haha
May 23, 2011 at 10:26 pm rating: 4
#16
TickleMyBambo
While the owners are idiots for letting their dogs loose all over town, the flyer maker is no more in the right than a dog shitting in the corner. Instead of wasting time going snap happy while these dogs are doing their business, the flyer maker should of either called Animal Control as soon as he/she sees the dogs enter the yard or find a way to catch the dogs and take them to a near by animal shelter until the ownership of the dogs are established. It’s the flyer makers yard, they do have control over what should or should not happen in their yard. They just fail to exercise that control properly, and the same thing goes for the owners failing to do their job watching and securing their dogs. These pictures are borderline disturbing and highly unnecessary as far as proving a point is concerned.
Team Nobody and slightly freaked out.
May 23, 2011 at 10:48 pm rating: 11
#17
Jordie
What really entertains me about this note is that it’s completely filled with holes. It looks like everyone else in the area thought the post was such total bullshit that they had no problem completely covering it up with their own junk!
May 23, 2011 at 10:58 pm rating: 0
#18
Canthz_B
Hurry, Abner! Bring the camera, the Stevens’ dog is at it again!
Gladys, do the dogs take pictures of you in action? Now sit and stay…good girrrrl.
May 23, 2011 at 11:13 pm rating: 5
#19
juju_skittles
This note looks like it should be a Farside cartoon.
May 24, 2011 at 12:06 am rating: 8
#20
Buck
Let’s see… if you have time to sit around with a camera and wait on a dog to poop on your lawn you probably have time to yell “GET OFF MY LAWN!” and chase the dog away.
May 24, 2011 at 1:03 am rating: 5
#21
spud
I love the way the dog’s eyes are blacked over to protect their identity…
May 24, 2011 at 1:03 am rating: 7
#22
Jonathan
Team Notewriter. Enough said.
May 24, 2011 at 1:50 am rating: 14
#23
Who passed out the Haterade?
Team super-soaker filled with the non-toxic but repugnant liquid of your choice (cod liver oil, kimchi juice, etc). Aversive conditioning works wonders, and turnabout’s fair play.
May 24, 2011 at 10:31 am rating: 6
#24
nnaylime
Pretty sure the one on the top left is peeing. As a dog owner who picks up after her dogs 90% of the time, I know a squat from a crouch – and have in fact had people yell at me to pick up after my dog when they’re peeing, which makes me yell back asking exactly who they propose I do it – I’m not quite anal enough to carry a watering can around with me and rinse it away.
May 24, 2011 at 11:51 am rating: 5
#25
aaa
Those dogs were me. Sorry for crapping on your lawn, man.
May 24, 2011 at 12:03 pm rating: 10
#26
gnomestress
I’m kind of on team notewriter on this one. Yes, it’s written in crazytalk and with poor handwriting but NW has a point. Dog poop is not only gross but highly unsanitary. It can even pose a parasite risk to humans.
To those of you saying that NW should catch the dogs and call animal control, that’s really not a good idea. Approaching a strange dog should be done with caution, if ever and it is a good way to get a nasty dog bite followed by a big rabies shot in the stomach. Not fun.
May 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm rating: 5
#27
lafemmeroar
Those dogs must have owners. I wish I could take a picture of pet owners who don’t pick up after their dogs. I’ll put their faces on every tree and light post in my neighborhood.
May 24, 2011 at 1:51 pm rating: 5
#28
Auto Title Loans
Around doesn’t necessarily mean on, so are they really doing anything wrong? I couldn’t imagine the effort that went into this, but I’m guessing in a small town there’s not much more to do…
Ava
May 24, 2011 at 3:35 pm rating: 0
#29
Trish
As a mother with a toddler and no fence, 90% of the reason I don’t let my son play in the front yard is because I have neighbors that let their dogs out to crap. They come crap and piss in my yard, then go back home. I then either have to clean it up or risk my kid playing in it. I’ve actually run people off from walking their dog to my PORCH to pee on the deck because “Spot likes your tomato planter.”
It’s gotten so bad, I had to threaten one neighbor with animal control the next time I saw him without a leash. We’ll be fencing in the back yard soon, and if I see a single dog back there crapping, I’ll be taking them to the pound.
May 25, 2011 at 1:02 pm rating: 7
#30
Kaleb
Dog #1 is peeing, just saying.
May 26, 2011 at 3:47 pm rating: 3
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