Comments on: It’s a toilet, not your your asstray http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Tue, 21 May 2013 16:52:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: TAC http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389372 TAC Sat, 28 May 2011 19:59:36 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389372 Ugh...my roommate is PRETTY overweight and has some hygiene issues. I'm not hating him for that but he still decides to leave what I have come to call "ass cheese" all over the toilet seat. My guess is that this is what the "cigarette ashes" are, like a few others have stated.... Pure laziness... Ugh…my roommate is PRETTY overweight and has some hygiene issues. I’m not hating him for that but he still decides to leave what I have come to call “ass cheese” all over the toilet seat. My guess is that this is what the “cigarette ashes” are, like a few others have stated….

Pure laziness…

]]> By: Joe Blow http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389290 Joe Blow Thu, 26 May 2011 22:06:25 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389290 When I was in college, either my roommate or one of the suitemates we shared a restroom with used to leave skin flakes on the toilet after they had used it. That is exactly what they are talking about, and it's pretty damn gross.. When I was in college, either my roommate or one of the suitemates we shared a restroom with used to leave skin flakes on the toilet after they had used it. That is exactly what they are talking about, and it’s pretty damn gross..

]]> By: FeRD http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389274 FeRD Thu, 26 May 2011 16:35:45 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389274 <blockquote>So writing a crappy parody with a painfully obvious word error automatically gives you reason to want to hurt me?</blockquote> No, no... if you notice, I segued to the word error with an "Also...". I was inspired to cause you bodily harm just from the general awfulness of the parody. :-)

So writing a crappy parody with a painfully obvious word error automatically gives you reason to want to hurt me?

No, no… if you notice, I segued to the word error with an “Also…”. I was inspired to cause you bodily harm just from the general awfulness of the parody. :-)

]]> By: quat http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389273 quat Thu, 26 May 2011 16:16:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389273 "Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toe-o-oes Eyes and ears and ASS and nose, Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes" “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toe-o-oes
Eyes and ears and ASS and nose,
Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes”

]]> By: quat http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389272 quat Thu, 26 May 2011 16:13:25 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389272 "Excuse me, sir, but the detritus from your butt-hair is fouling the seat." You just ruined my morning, bobbydee. “Excuse me, sir, but the detritus from your butt-hair is fouling the seat.” You just ruined my morning, bobbydee.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389270 The Elf Thu, 26 May 2011 15:54:03 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389270 Awwwww, have a sausage inna bun on me. Awwwww, have a sausage inna bun on me.

]]> By: clumber http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389266 clumber Thu, 26 May 2011 15:15:31 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389266 I choose to continue to believe the note refers to literal cigarette ashes. Whatever makes me a happier, less disgusted person is the way to go. <i>LA LA LA LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!</i> I choose to continue to believe the note refers to literal cigarette ashes. Whatever makes me a happier, less disgusted person is the way to go.

LA LA LA LALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

]]> By: Impetua http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389260 Impetua Thu, 26 May 2011 14:24:54 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389260 I love you too, Elf. I love you too, Elf.

]]> By: disgusteddetrius http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389241 disgusteddetrius Thu, 26 May 2011 00:10:39 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389241 detritus is sluffed off particulates, so yeah, someone with some nasty skin condition in their nether regions is leaving breadcrumbs in the lou.... yeah......I really wished I hadn't looked us "detritus" I was much more at ease when it was poo... everyone poos, not everyone sheds an exoskeleton. detritus is sluffed off particulates, so yeah, someone with some nasty skin condition in their nether regions is leaving breadcrumbs in the lou….

yeah……I really wished I hadn’t looked us “detritus” I was much more at ease when it was poo… everyone poos, not everyone sheds an exoskeleton.

]]> By: Restroom Trailers http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389236 Restroom Trailers Wed, 25 May 2011 21:01:46 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389236 Totally thought they meant legit cigarette ashes when I first read the note. Totally thought they meant legit cigarette ashes when I first read the note.

]]> By: *snerk* http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389234 *snerk* Wed, 25 May 2011 19:37:11 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389234 The really scary part is that he's making that region "public." Eww. The really scary part is that he’s making that region “public.” Eww.

]]> By: unsatisfied http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389233 unsatisfied Wed, 25 May 2011 19:27:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389233 bad wipe you? bad wipe you?

]]> By: merkin4 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389232 merkin4 Wed, 25 May 2011 19:22:19 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389232 Wish I'd taken a photo of the sign in a bathroom that read "Patrons will please refrain from tossing cigarettes into the bowl, as the crabs have learned to pole-vault." Wish I’d taken a photo of the sign in a bathroom that read “Patrons will please refrain from tossing cigarettes into the bowl, as the crabs have learned to pole-vault.”

]]> By: Jordie http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/24/cigarette-asses/comment-page-1/#comment-389230 Jordie Wed, 25 May 2011 19:04:33 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18549#comment-389230 Elf, I love you. Elf, I love you.

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