Comments on: Your guardian angel just wants you to get ‘bikini ready’

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 21:19:51 +0000

I took “brochacho” to be a misspelling of “borracho.”

As in, do you really need ice cream too, drunkard?

By: Sirius¤

Sirius¤ — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:14:30 +0000

Actually those Slim-Fast shakes are pretty good if you throw a couple scoops of Burnt Almond Fudge ice cream in the blender.

By: Krystal

Krystal — Tue, 31 May 2011 22:50:34 +0000

My husband bought candy and mountain dew at the store and his catalina coupon was for fixadent! haha

By: Jimmy James

Jimmy James — Mon, 30 May 2011 18:23:05 +0000

I’ve been anticipating some nice, delicious Ben and Jerry’s ice cream all day, and when I get home and scoop out a bowl, it’s going to be legen- (Wait for it!) -dairy!

By: Chesire Cat

Chesire Cat — Mon, 30 May 2011 12:23:32 +0000

On a somewhat related note, I am always getting things from diapers and formula companies thinking I am pregnant again. I had kids 4 years ago and got an IUD put in right after. No more kids for me. Yet, I regularly get things in the mail saying “YOU ARE EXPECTING AGAIN!!!!!” then they send updates about my pregnancy and coupons and formula samples. Then a couple months later after I would have had the imaginary baby it starts all over again! They must think I am like the Duggar woman!

I assume because I know a crap ton of moms and I will pass on the formula or diaper samples and coupons to them and they use them that it confirms to the companies I am in fact preggo again. Oh wells.

By: Divvitar

Divvitar — Mon, 30 May 2011 03:16:12 +0000

^There’s a Jeff Foxworthy joke in there, I’m sure of it.

By: Huh??

Huh?? — Mon, 30 May 2011 03:07:36 +0000

@Balabusta BJ~ “off-the-cliff”?? Do you mean “off-the-cuff”?

By: Just Sayin'

Just Sayin' — Mon, 30 May 2011 03:05:58 +0000

@FeRD!~ It’s not actually NPH’s “misguided attempt”. He probably wasn’t even personally involved with it’s creation at all~the author credit goes to his character, Barney Stinson, which means it was probably written by the show’s writers.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Sun, 29 May 2011 21:57:08 +0000

It is for this reason that I like to group my purchases oddly. For instance, I like to buy pork, shellfish, and kosher products (yay, spaetzle!) at the same time. I’m also terribly fond of stocking up on tofu at the same time I buy a nice juicy steak to throw on the grill. Carrot sticks and ice cream. Diet coke and butter. Hippy-brand skin care products and harsh Dial soap. Tampons and men’s razors.

I think I really threw them for a loop when I picked up my birth control prescription and baby food. (Hey, it was for a sick ferret.)

I figure if the stores are going to track my purchases they might as well be confused as all hell.

By: pony girl

pony girl — Sun, 29 May 2011 18:30:51 +0000

Oh.
Well, them I’m confused.
Some douche thinks anyone who buys any ice cream is fat?
That’s just stupid.
Although, I guess their use of brochado already proves that.

ps-spellcheck wants to change brochado to brochette. Ha! a female brochado! Cool.

By: pony girl

pony girl — Sun, 29 May 2011 18:26:53 +0000

My inability to edit is driving me bonkers.

By: Jill

Jill — Sun, 29 May 2011 17:42:57 +0000

You’re totally right The funniest thing to me is that I’m not exactly the Slim Fast target demographic- I’m perfectly fine with my weight at 5′7″ and 120 lbs. The Coupon Algorithm Powers That Be struck out.

By: Ella

Ella — Sun, 29 May 2011 01:11:42 +0000

I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels (and that’s it) and it gave me a coupon for infant formula.

By: Balabusta in Blue Jeans

Balabusta in Blue Jeans — Sat, 28 May 2011 17:47:32 +0000

I think NPH’s realworld gayness adds immeasurably to the awesomeness of Barney. It’s a gay guy playing a sort of off-the-cliff epitome of straight guy.

Also, he’s an astonishingly funny actor.