Comments on: Toy-let Story

By: trlkly

trlkly — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 02:45:15 +0000

Starting from June 5, 2011, this is the first example that is actually passive aggressive.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 06:04:29 +0000

LOL, not for me he’s not, Elf…and NO, I’m NOT picking up that bar of soap with him in here.
I don’t want to know the power of Thor’s hammer!

By: AuntyBron

AuntyBron — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 04:47:32 +0000

Notquite sure that I want to bust a grumpy in a stall where the TP holder is looking at my ass and thinking “Lunch! – Super-sized!”

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 19:27:42 +0000

You know that guy from the Thor movie whose name I am too lazy to look up? Him, in the shower. That’s an appealing bathroom companion.

Or is that just me?

By: Nahhh

Nahhh — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 03:41:36 +0000

Just a general bit of wonderment not directed solely at your roommate, but…

…what do people like her wipe with?

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:39:09 +0000

Thank you, First time. And I didn’t find the gerbil myself, my friend did and she texted me (hence the my first comment: a reference to what she literally texted me) so I came over and we made sure the gerbil was alright. My friends rommates boyfriend is a jerk and that situation was an example of one of the many volatile things that can be in or happen to a toilet..Hence why I made the comment. But I willt try to stay classy and people watch for any objects or living creatures that don’t belong in toilets.

By: First-Time Computer User

First-Time Computer User — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:00:49 +0000

Yes. It takes a master at passive aggression to make an inanimate object look like it’s judging you.

By: First-Time Computer User

First-Time Computer User — Tue, 31 May 2011 23:57:04 +0000

Haha, that is excessive. We need it on the site.

By: First-Time Computer User

First-Time Computer User — Tue, 31 May 2011 23:54:26 +0000

LOL, I loved your comment, TickleMyBamboo. Stay classy.

Edit: I read the follow-up and I’m concerned that you actually did find a gerbil in a toilet. Hm.

By: kayjayess

kayjayess — Tue, 31 May 2011 21:19:50 +0000

I know this makes me super uncool, but I thought the toilet roll holder was funny. I am still laughing about it.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Tue, 31 May 2011 19:43:02 +0000

It’s early morning and the sun is shining
I wake to my alarm clock chiming
I’m streaching and yawning
Getting out of bed, I head towards the bathroom
I walk in the bathroom and put my stuff on the counter
Before I could start my morning ritual of bathing and excreting
A strange creepy giggle echos around the room
I stop and start investigating, wondering “WTF?”
Then I noticed a pair of eyes above the toilet roll holder
Looking me up and down, studying my body
The large creepy eyes start wigglind and winking
My body convulses in disgust
I go to the door to make my escape
Only to realize in horror that the door was locked
Then a voice on the other side of the door said
“Just so you know we got a new bathroom companion”
Realizing this was aaa, and that he/she was up to his/her usual tricks I bang on the door
“Let me out! I feel like I’m being creeped on by R Kelly in here”
aaa laughs and says ” No. People keep forgetting to change the roll. Plus I like having Mr. Googly eyes in there. Makes my taking a shit feel important.”
“But what about what I want? Surely there is another way to do this?” I plead, no longer wanting to share this room with “Mr.Googly eyes”
No response, “aaa?. Again no response
Shit…Trapped in the bathroom
Shit…aaa is going to pay for this!
Shit… I got to shit…shit
“Aaaaaaa!” I scream in frustration
“That’s my name! don’t wear it out”..Damn you aaa.
I look over at Mr. Googly eyes who winks at me “Hey baby, I’m starving” ; )
*sigh* shit…

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Tue, 31 May 2011 18:33:43 +0000

I’m sorry, when Sonya said that the magnet note implied that there was something volatile in the toilet..This was one of very many volatile things that popped into my mind of what could possibly be behind that closed toilet lid with the deceptively colorful letters on top. Plus, this actually happened 2 years ago to my friend when her roommates boyfriend was “trying to be funny” one day and she texted that very statement to me (as if I had any knowledge of it? O.o). Nobody found the prank funny..Especially the trojan wrapped gerbil who luckily survived the whole ordeal.

Glad I could guffaw you out of a bad mood, Clumber? You’re more than welcome to join the gerbil and me for next weeks group therapy session : )

By: Cosmetic Dentistry West Hollywood

Cosmetic Dentistry West Hollywood — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:13:33 +0000

My roommate is actually the worst at putting a roll of toilet paper on the roll. It can be empty for days and she still not replace it. Although a little off-beat, this is not a terrible idea to get a point across and entertain yourself!

By: CaptainC

CaptainC — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:18:13 +0000

Am I the only one seriously creeped out by the face? If I saw that in the middle of the night in dim lighting I might scream.