Writes our disgusted submitter: “All that time on the toilet to think, and this is what you came up with?”
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Entries from May 2011
Dear coworkers: I’m sending this e-mail while sitting on the john! Just thought you’d want to know.
May 3rd, 2011 · 73 Comments
Tags: all-staff e-mail · D.C. · illness · office · shit · that shit is disgusting · TMI
Do as I say, not as I do
May 2nd, 2011 · 33 Comments
First up: a peek inside the recently renovated dressing rooms at London’s swank Royal Albert Hall. Adds our submitter: “You can just feel the glamour, can’t you?”
Meanwhile, in the breakroom at Ashley’s office, even snarky responses get their own frames. Now that’s classy.
![[note 1:] DO NOT PUT ANY THING ON TOP OF THIS FRIDGE. THANKS! MGT [note 2:] DO NOT PUT ANYTHING ON TOP OF THIS FRIDGE EXCEPT NOTES TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO PUT ANYTHING ON TOP OF THIS FRIDGE. THANKS!](http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5055/5580899135_d30b31dfab.jpg "[note 1:] DO NOT PUT ANY THING ON TOP OF THIS FRIDGE. THANKS! MGT [note 2:] DO NOT PUT ANYTHING ON TOP OF THIS FRIDGE EXCEPT NOTES TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO PUT ANYTHING ON TOP OF THIS FRIDGE. THANKS!")
Tags: clip art catastrophe · London · rebuttals
And don’t you DARE clean out the freezer — I have important bills in there!
May 1st, 2011 · 91 Comments
“My roommate is a total slob,” says Elinor in Toronto, so after two weeks away from the apartment, she wasn’t too surprised to see the kitchen piled high with several delightfully fragrant, filled-to-the-brim garbage bags. When she went to throw them out, Elinor discovered one of the bags was actually filled with clothes, so she put that one in her roommate’s room.
The next morning, Elinor found both of these notes slid under her bedroom door.
![[note 1:] Dear Elinor, You threw out an important bag of clothes that was in the kitchen. If you don't know what it is, don't touch it. -for FUCK SAKES! [note 2:] Never mind -found it ...sorry](http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5307/5662327022_db7a3b94ae.jpg "[note 1:] Dear Elinor, You threw out an important bag of clothes that was in the kitchen. If you don't know what it is, don't touch it. -for FUCK SAKES! [note 2:] Never mind -found it ...sorry")
related: Stop! Don’t chute!
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