I asked our submitter if she might be able to snap another photo of this memo/notice — one without the ghostly reflection of the man in the wifebeater — but alas, she says, it has since been taken down and replaced with a new memo offering a $500 reward for information leading to the culprit still vandalizing the elevator.
And yet, now that I’ve spent a little time with this image (in all of its beautiful absurdity), I’ve come to feel that it just wouldn’t feel quite complete without wifebeater man. Because this, my friends, is a work of art.
related: Thx Sandra
60 responses so far ↓
#1
lily
WTF?!
Jun 2, 2011 at 11:59 pm rating: 6
#2
UnclGhost
Won’t somebody PLESE think of the impressionable dogs??
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:06 am rating: 41
#3
Jessi
at least it didn’t read Dic’s…
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:10 am rating: 21
#4
ryanmalloy
Plese Stop Posting Fotos Of Said Dics in the elevater
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:11 am rating: 11
#5
First-Time Computer User
Or the Dag gets it.
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:12 am rating: 28
#6
littlegaijin
Wifebeater Mustache Man is probably the culprit, thinking
“No.”
…hence the grin.
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:19 am rating: 16
#7
Kathleen
Goodness. I don’t know what the letter “k” did to both Garry and Sandra, but it was apparently enough to earn a shunning.
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:25 am rating: 34
#8
Cindy
The wifebeater gives this PAN some special charm!
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:26 am rating: 5
#9
snee
oh, c’mon. ain’t no dics like elevater dics!
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:38 am rating: 14
#10
Canthz_B
I see the author lost interest in his own work halfway through…decided it wasn’t any longer a capital idea.
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:44 am rating: 10
#11
Canthz_B
“Can I still quarter dics (sic) in elevators?”
—Lorena Bobbitt
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:48 am rating: 6
#12
Canthz_B
By any measure that is a very talented dog.
Good boy, Garry…and your master looks proud of you too, even though the lonely bastard has to take his own picture of himself and is reduced to seeing imaginary dicks in the abstract designs on elevator walls, the horny gay SOB!!
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:51 am rating: 7
#13
Canthz_B
This really is a work of art. Wifebeaterman obviously drew the dicks in the elevator, and is now reflecting upon his transgression.
Jun 3, 2011 at 1:01 am rating: 7
#14
Earl Hamsher
How can you expect Gary to spell correctly when his parents misspelled his name?
Jun 3, 2011 at 1:08 am rating: 47
#15
glitter shitter
That guy in the wife beater is so about to draw a dic on Garry’s face.
Other than that obvious point, the pic is chock-full of questions from me.
Jun 3, 2011 at 3:14 am rating: 19
#16
Denise
I think this has to be my most favorite post…the missing k, the dog, “thanx”, the additional r in Gary’s name….then you see the wifebeater. Just wow.
Jun 3, 2011 at 7:03 am rating: 16
#17
The Elf
I wonder how this is related to Thx Sandra? Not that I object to having my favorite submission of all time referenced, but I truly am puzzled. Is this where Casey In Human Resources sent the mens for their big jobs when they had to go real bad and couldn’t use the womens room? Funny how he’d complain about the bathroom graffiti instead of complaining about the elevator being used as a bathroom.
Jun 3, 2011 at 7:39 am rating: 0
#18
Woman on the Verge
Plese stop posting pics of dics and ther dogs in teh elevator.
Jun 3, 2011 at 8:42 am rating: 26
#19
Danny
Is “Garry” the dog or the man? Or are they only know together as Garry (like “Bennifer” or something). I’m going to henceforth imagine that the man is Gary and the dog is Larry.
Jun 3, 2011 at 9:00 am rating: 31
#20
Canthz_B
An elevator somewhere is festooned with portraits of famous private eyes?
Oh, look…there’s Sam Spade!
Jun 3, 2011 at 9:06 am rating: 2
#21
*snerk*
I have a faint memory of Dic, pronounced “deek”, popping up as a production company after a show I watched regularly as a child.
Anyone else remember this? Maybe it’s some veiled reference to a TV character that Garry finds offensive or traumatizing.
Jun 3, 2011 at 10:23 am rating: 5
#22
shwo!
The dog must be his spelling checker.
Jun 3, 2011 at 10:44 am rating: 3
#23
shwo!
No more drawing dics in the elevater. Got it. Time to try sculpture.
Jun 3, 2011 at 10:45 am rating: 18
#24
bookworm
So we’re still allowed to draw dicks, I take it.
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm rating: 9
#25
The Elf
Maybe the problem isn’t so much that there are drawings of dics, but rather how said dics are displayed. Garry might feel better if those dics were hung well.
Jun 3, 2011 at 2:04 pm rating: 14
#26
Bob
I so would have drawn on dick on that photo!
Jun 3, 2011 at 5:01 pm rating: 7
#27
Janellionaire
He even spelled Gary wrong.
Jun 4, 2011 at 12:45 am rating: 1
#28
anonymous
STEPHEN ROOT IS A KLINGON!
Jun 4, 2011 at 12:46 am rating: 1
#29
And then I said...
The Plese is just the most awesomness of it all. I just can’t get enough! Love, Love, LOVE!
Jun 5, 2011 at 6:50 am rating: 2
#30
TeamRedhead
Best.PA.Note.Ever.
Jun 5, 2011 at 11:38 am rating: 1
#31
seattlite
I knew I recognized that photo from somewhere … that guy puts that same photo in his apartment listings.
He’s as bad at replying to his work email as he is at spelling. Glad I found other accommodations.
Jun 7, 2011 at 9:22 pm rating: 1
#32
redheadwglasses
This would have been funnier if someone had drawn a dick going into the dog’s mouth or the dog’s owner’s mouth… or both! Defiance!
Jun 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm rating: 1
#33
W
The term “wifebeater” is pretty derogatory. It denegrates a whole class of people. People who wear undershirts. There’s nothing wrong with a wearing a goddamn undershirt!
This term, along with “white trash,” “trailer trash,” and others tell of certain Americans’ bigoted attitude towards large parts of the population, a large part of the population that they would rather forget about or treat as inferior than actually get to know.
Jun 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm rating: 2
#34
JP
Aw, hey, Wifebeater Man IS kinda hot, so I say it’s okay!
Haha, Garry reminds me of the boss of an architect company, where one of the main characters of How I Met Your Mother works (Marshall) – Mr. Boss is completely obsessed with his dog, Tugboat (yes. The dog’s name is Tugboat…) – has a pic of him + said dog on his desk and all, and tells tales of its genius to his slaves!
Jun 13, 2011 at 1:48 am rating: 0
#35
The Submitter
So FOR THE RECORD, Wife Beater Man did NOT draw any “dics”. We spent a good week trying to figure out if this was real or fake, feeling both sympathy and revulsion. I decided the only way for me to overcome the internal conflict was to submit it here. I had no idea his image was reflected!
Jun 17, 2011 at 12:52 pm rating: 1
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