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Really, Garry, you had me at “plese.”

June 2nd, 2011 · 60 comments

I asked our submitter if she might be able to snap another photo of this memo/notice — one without the ghostly reflection of the man in the wifebeater — but alas, she says, it has since been taken down and replaced with a new memo offering a $500 reward for information leading to the culprit still vandalizing the elevator.

And yet, now that I’ve spent a little time with this image (in all of its beautiful absurdity), I’ve come to feel that it just wouldn’t feel quite complete without wifebeater man. Because this, my friends, is a work of art.

Plese Stop Drawing Dics in the elevater. Thanx, Garry

related: Thx Sandra

FILED UNDER: elevator · landlords and property managers · Seattle · spelling and grammar police · vandalism · WTF?

60 responses so far ↓

  • #1   lily


    Jun 2, 2011 at 11:59 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #2   UnclGhost

    Won’t somebody PLESE think of the impressionable dogs??

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:06 am   rating: 42  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   The Elf

      Clearly, the elevater graffiti artists were thinking of the dogs! Everyone knows that dogs appreciate a good dic drawing.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 7:32 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   the tsars fajita bang

      Garry says “Look how sad your elevator dics make my dog” * in a cutesy wootsy voice*

      Jun 3, 2011 at 12:40 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #2.3   TickleMyBambo

      The look on the wifebeater guys face says a lot.

      ” Sorry Garry, no matter how hard you try to say that these elevator pics aren’t appreciated, but you and me both know that your dog, as well as all the hot chicks that ride this elevator, really like those dics drawings. The nicely drawn dics displayed here are modeled after my own dic! You’re just pissed that my dic is a work of art and you’re just a dude with a dog. You have given me the inspiration to drawn even BIGGER DICS!- Thanx, Wifebeater man.”

      Jun 3, 2011 at 4:55 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #2.4   Nunavut Guy

      Are we missing a “K”. or is that just a Canadian thing?

      Dickus Maximus

      Jun 4, 2011 at 7:24 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #3   Jessi

    at least it didn’t read Dic’s…

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:10 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

  • #4   ryanmalloy

    Plese Stop Posting Fotos Of Said Dics in the elevater

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:11 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #5   First-Time Computer User

    Or the Dag gets it.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:12 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

  • #6   littlegaijin

    Wifebeater Mustache Man is probably the culprit, thinking
    …hence the grin.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:19 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   park rose

      Are you saying that the “Stop Drawing Dics in the elevater” sign, drew a dic into the elevator?

      Jun 3, 2011 at 7:36 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #7   Kathleen

    Goodness. I don’t know what the letter “k” did to both Garry and Sandra, but it was apparently enough to earn a shunning.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:25 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

  • #8   Cindy

    The wifebeater gives this PAN some special charm!

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:26 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   TickleMyBambo

      I’d say that the shirt is more of a “dicbeater” than a wifebeater.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 4:59 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

  • #9   snee

    oh, c’mon. ain’t no dics like elevater dics!

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:38 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   TickleMyBambo

      *Justin Timberlake pops out* It’s my DIC IN A BOX!

      Jun 3, 2011 at 5:39 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #10   Canthz_B bang

    I see the author lost interest in his own work halfway through…decided it wasn’t any longer a capital idea.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:44 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #11   Canthz_B bang

    “Can I still quarter dics (sic) in elevators?”

    —Lorena Bobbitt

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:48 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #12   Canthz_B bang

    By any measure that is a very talented dog.

    Good boy, Garry…and your master looks proud of you too, even though the lonely bastard has to take his own picture of himself and is reduced to seeing imaginary dicks in the abstract designs on elevator walls, the horny gay SOB!!

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:51 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #13   Canthz_B bang

    This really is a work of art. Wifebeaterman obviously drew the dicks in the elevator, and is now reflecting upon his transgression.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 1:01 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #14   Earl Hamsher

    How can you expect Gary to spell correctly when his parents misspelled his name?

    Jun 3, 2011 at 1:08 am   rating: 47  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   The Elf

      His mother just likes to roll her Rs.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 7:35 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #15   glitter shitter

    That guy in the wife beater is so about to draw a dic on Garry’s face.

    Other than that obvious point, the pic is chock-full of questions from me.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 3:14 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   TickleMyBambo

      I dunno, the dog looks like it wants to draw dics on Garry’s face when Garry is asleep.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 5:10 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

  • #16   Denise

    I think this has to be my most favorite post…the missing k, the dog, “thanx”, the additional r in Gary’s name….then you see the wifebeater. Just wow.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 7:03 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   park rose

      We call those things singlets. I think this conversation has come up on PAN before. A lot less judgment in the term. It’s always interested me, because it’s vest in the U.K, wifebeater in the U.S., and so I don’t know from where that bastard child ‘singlet’ snuck into the Aussie vernacular (well, I did look it up at some point, but can’t remember if I got an answer).

      Jun 3, 2011 at 7:43 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.2   The Elf

      “Wifebeater” pretty much only refers to the white version. I’m not sure how it came to be, except maybe by association with too many criminals on the “Cops” show. Any other color/pattern and it becomes a “muscle shirt” or “tank top”. Amazing to think there are so many words to describe a shirt made without sleeves.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 8:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.3   Canthz_B bang

      I’ll go with the “Cops” show theory. All too often when called to a domestic disturbance the cops seem to find the guy who beats his wife wearing an athletic shirt, clutching both his can of beer and his beer gut.
      As a result, this has become their team uniform.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 8:35 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #16.4   Jimmy James

      Park, I would guess it might be related to the “doublet”, which started out as a sleeved undershirt, though that evolved into more of a jacket.

      I’ve heard “singlet” used here in the States to refer to sleeveless shirts, but only when worn by runners. Running for a race, that is- if they’re running from the police, it’s still called a wife-beater.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 10:08 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

  • #17   The Elf

    I wonder how this is related to Thx Sandra? Not that I object to having my favorite submission of all time referenced, but I truly am puzzled. Is this where Casey In Human Resources sent the mens for their big jobs when they had to go real bad and couldn’t use the womens room? Funny how he’d complain about the bathroom graffiti instead of complaining about the elevator being used as a bathroom.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 7:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   park rose

      I think that Kathleen at #7 can probably clear things up.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 7:46 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #17.2   The Elf

      D’Oh! Reading comprehension fail.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 8:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #18   Woman on the Verge bang

    Plese stop posting pics of dics and ther dogs in teh elevator.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 8:42 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   pony girl

      Dics and ther dogs.

      Isn’t that a book?


      hi, WotV!

      Jun 3, 2011 at 1:28 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #19   Danny

    Is “Garry” the dog or the man? Or are they only know together as Garry (like “Bennifer” or something). I’m going to henceforth imagine that the man is Gary and the dog is Larry.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 9:00 am   rating: 32  small thumbs up

  • #20   Canthz_B bang

    An elevator somewhere is festooned with portraits of famous private eyes?

    Oh, look…there’s Sam Spade!

    Jun 3, 2011 at 9:06 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Jimmy James

      With his trusty dog, Sam Spayed!

      Jun 3, 2011 at 10:11 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #20.2   Canthz_B bang

      You’re going balls out on this one, Jimmy! LOL

      Jun 3, 2011 at 10:14 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #20.3   TickleMyBambo

      Dic puns, now that’s going in balls deep.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 5:05 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #21   *snerk*

    I have a faint memory of Dic, pronounced “deek”, popping up as a production company after a show I watched regularly as a child.

    Anyone else remember this? Maybe it’s some veiled reference to a TV character that Garry finds offensive or traumatizing.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 10:23 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Inspector Gadget

      Go go Gadget Deek!

      Jun 4, 2011 at 12:19 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #21.2   Katie

      I remember the “deek”at the end of some show, from my childhood. I have no idea what show it was, though.

      Jun 5, 2011 at 4:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #21.3   Oy Vey!

      Little late but…

      Jun 7, 2011 at 9:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #22   shwo! bang

    The dog must be his spelling checker.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 10:44 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #23   shwo! bang

    No more drawing dics in the elevater. Got it. Time to try sculpture.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 10:45 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

  • #24   bookworm

    So we’re still allowed to draw dicks, I take it.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   The Elf

      Oh yes plese! Why would anyone object to drawing dicks?

      Jun 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #24.2   shwo! bang

      You can draw dicks in the elevator as long as you don’t fire them in the elevator.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #25   The Elf

    Maybe the problem isn’t so much that there are drawings of dics, but rather how said dics are displayed. Garry might feel better if those dics were hung well.

    Jun 3, 2011 at 2:04 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   TickleMyBambo

      Yeah, no man likes to look at a bunch of stick figured dics.

      Jun 3, 2011 at 4:38 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #26   Bob

    I so would have drawn on dick on that photo!

    Jun 3, 2011 at 5:01 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #27   Janellionaire

    He even spelled Gary wrong.

    Jun 4, 2011 at 12:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #28   anonymous


    Jun 4, 2011 at 12:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #29   And then I said...

    The Plese is just the most awesomness of it all. I just can’t get enough! Love, Love, LOVE!

    Jun 5, 2011 at 6:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #30   TeamRedhead


    Jun 5, 2011 at 11:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #31   seattlite

    I knew I recognized that photo from somewhere … that guy puts that same photo in his apartment listings.

    He’s as bad at replying to his work email as he is at spelling. Glad I found other accommodations.

    Jun 7, 2011 at 9:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #32   redheadwglasses

    This would have been funnier if someone had drawn a dick going into the dog’s mouth or the dog’s owner’s mouth… or both! Defiance!

    Jun 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #33   W

    The term “wifebeater” is pretty derogatory. It denegrates a whole class of people. People who wear undershirts. There’s nothing wrong with a wearing a goddamn undershirt!

    This term, along with “white trash,” “trailer trash,” and others tell of certain Americans’ bigoted attitude towards large parts of the population, a large part of the population that they would rather forget about or treat as inferior than actually get to know.

    Jun 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #34   JP

    Aw, hey, Wifebeater Man IS kinda hot, so I say it’s okay! :D

    Haha, Garry reminds me of the boss of an architect company, where one of the main characters of How I Met Your Mother works (Marshall) – Mr. Boss is completely obsessed with his dog, Tugboat (yes. The dog’s name is Tugboat…) – has a pic of him + said dog on his desk and all, and tells tales of its genius to his slaves! :P

    Jun 13, 2011 at 1:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #35   The Submitter

    So FOR THE RECORD, Wife Beater Man did NOT draw any “dics”. We spent a good week trying to figure out if this was real or fake, feeling both sympathy and revulsion. I decided the only way for me to overcome the internal conflict was to submit it here. I had no idea his image was reflected!

    Jun 17, 2011 at 12:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up


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