Comments on: How many times did this have to happen before they put up a sign?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:02:05 +0000

The last one reminds me of Homer Simpson: “And we cant pee in the drinking fountain…”

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:19:05 +0000

I used to keep my wallet in my back pocket. Until someone was clever to take the entire wallet out and walk off with it without me noticing. Now I keep it in my front wallet and the money goes in my sock.

So that way if someone is sneaky and gets my wallet out of my front pants pockets without getting their hand snapped off their wrist, all they get are tiny little fleas coming out of the wallet.

By: Lili

Lili — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 18:22:16 +0000

That is not even the most PAN at Ft. Lewis. The best one I saw was at the ID photo cubicle:

“NO RETAKES. YOU ARE THE REASON YOUR PHOTO LOOKS THE WAY IT DOES.”

As you might imagine, I’m laughing in my ID picture.

By: EMP

EMP — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 20:03:16 +0000

At one of the hospitals I had clinicals at as a nursing student they had a sign next to the vending machines that said “Please do not urinate in the vending machines”. Wish I had a picture of it. You can bet I never bought a soda from those machine. They eventually took it down because it was hurting the cafeteria’s revenue I believe.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:21:17 +0000

Sweaty sock money is 10x better than sweaty ball sack/butt crack money.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:18:15 +0000

But nowhere does it say that the animal taking payment out from inside someones undergarments can’t in turn pay for any any item. Let alone that the animal can’t eat the money that is inside the undergarments.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:07:13 +0000

We only complain when we notice that Prada knock off doesn’t go well with the rest of your attire.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:05:31 +0000

I dunno, I’ve seen more ejaculation and spit in public fountains then I care to stumble upon (which is why I NEVER drink from water fountains). Why anyone would ever willingly excrete their bodily fluids into a public drinking fountain is still a mystery to the boggled mind.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:00:59 +0000

Jen, you brought up a traumatizing memory.

When I was working at KFC during my high school days, sure the occasional money coming out of the bra and waistband happened.. Gross but I made sure to disinfected my hands afterward. But this one particular situation leaves me to this day scarred. I remember this woman coming in and when it came time for her to pay for her order, she unbuttoned her pants and reached all the way down into pants.. Like her pooty cookie had a wedgie or something, and she yanked out a $20 and the smell that emitted from that bill made me almost puke (plus the few pubic hairs that were stuck to the bill). I was afraid that if I put on a plastic glove and took the bill it would just melt a hole in my glove, it was that bad. I asked her if she had a wallet with any more cash in it, and she looked at me like I was mindless idiot. The answer obviously being no. I told her that due to the unsanitary nature in which the bill came from I have to refuse taking it and I even offered to give her the meal for free in hopes of avoiding any nasty diseases and a possible public scene. That wasn’t good enough cause she started screaming at me about my “Crappy customer service” and how I was wrong to discriminate against her $20 because she didn’t have a purse or wallet to put it in and assumed that I thought lowly of her. She demanded to see my Manager whom I happily retrieved for her. In the end, after he talked her and calmed her down, since she didn’t have any other way of paying for her order we agreed to just let her go with her meal for free and both of us being relieved of not having to handle “dirty” money.

By: bookworm

bookworm — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 20:37:32 +0000

I knew someone who used to spit loogies all over the place, and when asked about it, would say that she thought swallowing all that spit was gross. Well, it’s 10X more disgusting to have to listen to you clear yourself out like that.

By: bookworm

bookworm — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 20:33:50 +0000

Drinking water in Washington is chlorinated, so someone could lick the spigot and as long as you let the water run for a second before drinking, you’ll be fine. Wusses.

By: Kate from Iowa

Kate from Iowa — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:12:25 +0000

It’s even funnier when said old black lady (my stepmother in my case) doesn’t realize there’s change (literally, a nickel and a dime) stuck to her breasts (long story short, don’t change at the beach in front of your step-kids!)

By: The Elf

The Elf — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:26:18 +0000

It’s all where you pack it. Leslie Johnson, PG County (Maryland) Councilwoman and wife of the PG County Executive, was arrested for corruption. At the time of the arrest, she had hidden $79,600 in her bra. Even assuming large bills, that takes talent.

Now that’s some sweaty boob money I wouldn’t mind taking off her hands.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:20:49 +0000

I’m betting pee was the final straw, and they went with the more general “body fluids” to cover all their bases. Pee, spit, breast milk, blood, snot, especially loose poop, etc. Would you want any of them in the drinking fountain?

Fact is, there’s a lot of guys out there who’ll pee in anything with a drain and most things without if it spared them a long line at the bathroom. (And I’m a little jealous.)