Comments on: How does a 135° angle sound like a couch?

By: Emaline

Emaline — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:30:36 +0000

“Unlike” is when two things are not similar! “Dislike” is when something is not liked! Get it right!

By: Joe the Cigar Guy

Joe the Cigar Guy — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:45:42 +0000

You find the sound of WATER offensive?
Good thing the planet’s not covered with it! Wait, WHAT?!

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 03:18:56 +0000

I would simply set my eMail alert to the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYsq4fqbMG8
and have my speakers waaay up.
On a side note, I want my water to sound like a couch, that I find amusing.

By: meg

meg — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 15:51:04 +0000

…as B is to P

By: blart

blart — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 20:17:00 +0000

“If I worked at Steve’s office, I would definitely be rallying the troops to launch a (non) silent 90° protest of round-the-clock water-glass-filling…and then place “out of order” signs on all the restrooms”

And yet it’s supposedly the person who made the note who has a problem? Sheesh.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 08:04:09 +0000

No take-backs. Sorry.
Indian-giver is probably politically incorrect these days, huh?
Be that as it may, make up your mind before voting. The polls are closed to you afterwards.

By: Nobody special

Nobody special — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:01:47 +0000

But, wait, if the “like” button shows up next to things you don’t “like” yet and “unlike” next to those you already liked…

By: Fred Furz

Fred Furz — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 06:22:42 +0000

Actually, many guys like to drop a meaty fart when they’re taking a leak. That’s another water cooler sound effect for you.

By: Somebody Else

Somebody Else — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 05:52:35 +0000

Why do you assume the woman on the couch is peeing smugly? What does smug have to do with it?

And why, dear Lord, did the person on the couch have to be a *woman*? I zoomed, just to be sure.

All of the elements of the old joke are *there* I tell you … Man standing up? check … Woman sitting down? check … Dog on three (ok, two) legs? check … It’s starting to remind me of a Rorschach test … Must stop looking …

By: Somebody Else

Somebody Else — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 05:38:03 +0000

And I think you cannot be shaking hands either … unless you’re a dog … something like that …

By: Somebody Else

Somebody Else — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 05:31:39 +0000

FeRD, you thoughtful guy you!

Keeping the noise down, keeping the door closed …

Tell me that you leave the seat down too, you little charmer. Such a man should not be living alone!

By: makfan

makfan — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 04:35:22 +0000

Portland Oregon decided to drain a water reservoir because they caught a drunk guy peeing in it on closed circuit cam.

By: makfan

makfan — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 04:34:00 +0000

FeRD has it correct – you open the first door and enter a foyer, then open a second door to the actual restroom.

I can see some issues with wet hands, etc., and there is no trash can near the final door to exit into the office to throw your towel. Of course, most people seem to prop open the inner door and leave the outer door close, so that doesn’t explain the door propping.

I think it’s a bit weird and very much lazy to prop open both doors except for cleaning time.

By: Bcteagirl

Bcteagirl — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:32:59 +0000

The officemates need to pitch in for a water feature for the office. Whose in?