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Beware of argumentative farm animals!

June 19th, 2011 · 63 comments

This indignant note nearly made Mike [sic] with laughter when he saw it posted in the lobby of his apartment building in Surrey, B.C.

(Oh, those Canadians — so hilarious! Even when they’re not trying to be!)

Attention Neighbours!!!!!!! There is a discussing [sic] PIG among us. Someone is leaving bags and bags of garbage in our hallway and stairwell. This has been recurring in the last few weeks and must be stopped! These bags were large garbage bags that were fully, smelly, and already had flies coming from them. Whoever you are, I am watching out for you! And now, so too will your neighbours! You should be ashamed of yourself! If you are this dirty, I am sure your apartment is also a reflection of that. I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHO LIVES IN THIS BUILDING, THAT WE DON'T WANT FLIES, COCROCHES [sic] OR ANY BUGS ASSOCIATED WITH IMPROPER HYGENE [sic]! Or people like you! GROW UP! Signed, A responsible member of society!!!!!!

related: A note from Dirty Lady #2

FILED UNDER: bold-underlined-caps · exclamation-point happy!!!! · garbage · grow up · hygiene · neighbors · odor · public shaming · spelling and grammar police

63 responses so far ↓

  • #1   TippingCows

    I thought everyone liked talking pigs. Babe seemed harmless enough …

    Jun 19, 2011 at 9:34 pm   rating: 44  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   TickleMyBambo

      Yeah, everyone thought Babe was a sweet little talking animal.. But that ended when he started leaving bags and bags of garbage around for his neighbors to trip on.

      Jun 19, 2011 at 10:19 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

  • #2   Nichole

    I am more disgusted with the lack of proper spelling and grammar.

    Jun 19, 2011 at 9:35 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   TickleMyBambo

      I’m correct to assume that upon reading this note, everyone else that lives in the apartment building is wishing that the note writer wasn’t speaking on behalf for them.

      Jun 19, 2011 at 10:24 pm   rating: 29  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   Kathleen

      I don’t know what cocroches are and what type of hygene is lacking in order to attract them, but I do know for a fact that I want no part of it.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 10:10 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #2.3   Brian

      They are from Surrey, BC. Some of their spelling is different unfortunately.

      Jun 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #3   Lillie

    Those damn discussing pigs!!

    Jun 19, 2011 at 9:36 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   EmKitteh

      Discussing pigs are a major peteve of mine.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 2:20 am   rating: 42  small thumbs up

    • #3.2   Jimmy James

      I don’t know, sometimes they bring up some interesting points.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 8:54 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #3.3   park rose

      They tend to hog the whole conversation.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

  • #4   Gina

    Discussing pig? lol

    Jun 19, 2011 at 9:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #5   AnnT

    “discussing PIG” ? (amongst others)
    Ohh those gossiping, busy body swine…

    Jun 19, 2011 at 9:43 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

  • #6   Peony

    What do you think the pig was discussing? The trash bags?

    Jun 19, 2011 at 9:50 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   TickleMyBambo

      Well the pig can’t bring up any discussions about flying. It’s a touchy subject for Pigs. So what’s the next best thing to talk about? TRASH!

      Jun 19, 2011 at 10:16 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #6.2   AuntyBron

      Pork belly futures, maybe.

      Jun 19, 2011 at 11:10 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #6.3   TickleMyBambo

      Or discussing plans for a new clothesline called “Pigs in a Blanket”?

      Jun 19, 2011 at 11:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #6.4   Corianne

      It makes me think of Animal Farm. Next thing you know, the discussing pigs will be mounting wars and selling their neighbors to the glue factory.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 1:14 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #6.5   Pit Pat

      Wait, clotheslines have names?

      Jun 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #6.6   Lis

      OMG! I’m dying over here! I didn’t catch that one until your reply.

      Jun 23, 2011 at 12:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #7   JetJackson

    This happened in Canada… I’m surprised the note writer didn’t just start a riot.

    Jun 19, 2011 at 10:32 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   TickleMyBambo

      The pigs are discussing plans for a riot that involves flinging trash bags all over the city. In Canada, when pigs are insulted through PA notes … Shit gets serious.

      Jun 19, 2011 at 11:39 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #7.2   Schweppes

      Only a fair statement if this happened in Vancouver or Montreal.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 9:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #7.3   meeper

      Nope, it’s a fair statement. Surrey is one of the suburb communities surrounding Vancouver.

      Jun 21, 2011 at 10:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #8   lolsuz

    Notewriter just got angrier and angrier the more they typed… I would have LOVED to watch them angrily sending it the printer and then stomping out the door, scotch tape in hand. Priceless.

    Jun 19, 2011 at 10:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #9   Mrs.Beasley bang

    What’s that about crotchroaches?

    Jun 19, 2011 at 10:55 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   GiGi

      Perhaps the writer meant this in reference to their artistic cousin, the crochet-roach?

      Jun 20, 2011 at 5:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #9.2   park rose

      The crochet-roach – that’s when you know for a fact you’re hooked.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 8:46 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #10   Pandora the Hamster

    Haha, was I the only one who thought that the person in question just sounded like a janitor collecting garbage? They (janitors) “should be ashamed of themselves” y’know… for cleaning up after “PIGS.”

    Jun 19, 2011 at 11:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #11   AuntyBron

    I thought the Canadians were shipping all their trash to michigan.

    Jun 19, 2011 at 11:12 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Mrs.Beasley bang

      Oooo… ouch. Michigander here. Sensitive subject!

      Jun 19, 2011 at 11:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #11.2   Armauld

      Well, there is a lot of empty space in Detroit, just sittin’ there…

      Jun 20, 2011 at 1:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #11.3   Nunavut Guy

      Tee Hee…..Michi Gander.Sounds like a name for a Jewish goose.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 5:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #12   snick

    Damn pig! He never shuts up! Roaming the halls at all hours, running his mouth, leaving trash everywhere…

    Jun 19, 2011 at 11:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   TickleMyBambo

      “FUCK THE PA POLICE!” Screams the pig as he or she throws a huge trash bag full of garbage that is lit on fire through the note writers window.

      Jun 19, 2011 at 11:43 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #13   Julie

    I’d rather discuss ANYTHING besides pigs.

    Jun 19, 2011 at 11:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #14   Rachel of Cyberia

    everybody only wants to discuss me so this must mean I’m disgusting

    Jun 19, 2011 at 11:36 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Mel

      But it’s just me, I’m just obscene.

      Jun 25, 2011 at 3:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #15   Garry


    Jun 20, 2011 at 12:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #16   Garry

    “And now, so too will your neighbours!” Sounds ominous…

    Jun 20, 2011 at 12:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #17   Amanda

    I live about an hour away from surrey. It really is an awful area. Virtually every day “The Province” newspaper is reporting something about someone getting shot there. Oh, and as everyone that lives around here knows, every female in surrey is automatically assumed to have an std.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 1:15 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #18   TomServo

    “we don’t want flies, cocroaches or any bugs associated with improper hygiene”

    I agree – let’s have a bit of mutual respect for all bugs – they use deodorant too!

    Jun 20, 2011 at 1:19 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #19   Grant

    Take out the paper and the trash…
    Yakety yak – don’t talk back.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 3:58 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #20   GiGi

    Sounds like the writer is starting some sort of neighborhood watch program. It seems awfully nice of the writer to ‘watch out for’ the offending pig. Anyone else might have been ‘on the lookout’ to catch the pig in action.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 5:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #21   A Responsible Member of Society!!!!!!

    Thoroughly enjoyed this one.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 7:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #22   carmenz

    This happened where I work once. Someone tried to dump their garbage in the company dumpster. The diligent janitor opened the bags, found their name on a piece of discarded mail and busted their chops. Just saying – maybe the note writer could do this outside in case any cocroches jumped out.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 8:44 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   park rose

      Was it his pork chops?

      Jun 20, 2011 at 8:49 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #23   pat

    Beware of discussing PIGS, they are planning the REVOLUTION.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 8:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   clumber

      Well, you know, some animals are more equal than others…

      Jun 20, 2011 at 3:37 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #24   shwo! bang


    Jun 20, 2011 at 9:39 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

  • #25   emcd

    Could the abandoned trash be an unintended result of running into the discussing pig? Were I innocently taking my trash out and suddenly a pig attempted to strike up a conversation, I might be inclined to drop whatever I was holding and immediately return to my abode {{slam}}

    Jun 20, 2011 at 10:03 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #26   Sensible Madness bang

    A responsible member of society would not frivolously waste scarce exclamation points in this manner. I hope this person feels guilty when their grandchildren have to grow up in a world without exclamation points because they were all used up in notes like this one.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 10:51 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   emcd

      (pan camera to weeping Native American…)

      Jun 21, 2011 at 2:01 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #27   Leorale

    Ooh, righteous indignation. For extra awesomeness, try reading this in the voice of Sam the American Eagle (from the Muppets).

    Jun 20, 2011 at 11:11 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #28   pizza

    Spell Check is plastic surgery for our written world.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 11:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Earl Hamsher

      still it doesn’t help those who think discuss is disgust or that your you’re is their there. here, hear.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 1:04 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #28.2   TemperJen

      Preach on, Brother Earl!!! Maybe that’s what the pigs were discussing.

      Jun 20, 2011 at 5:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #29   mingamonga

    A cocroche sounds like an exotic hat women wore in the 1920s. Why doesn’t this person want one?

    Jun 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #30   Earl Hamsher

    well at least the pig is willing to discuss it, that’s a step in the right direction.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 1:03 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #31   Languagegeek

    “Five exclamation marks. The sure sign of a diseased mind.”
    –Terry Pratchett, _Masquerade_

    Jun 20, 2011 at 2:35 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #32   clumber

    Simmer down everyone… that was just my dad discussing pigs. The only jokes he likes to tell all involve pigs. No I don’t know why. Some things are just better to accept and not think any further about.

    Jun 20, 2011 at 3:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #33   tanyetta

    COCroaches! I love it.

    Jul 1, 2011 at 12:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #34   nico

    What the fuck is with you adding a stupid Canadian joke to your posts? It’s annoying and definitely not funny. Jesus. Stupid Americans.

    Jul 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #35   Just Saying

    Aside from the spelling, you have no idea how much funnier this is, that the letter is from Surrey BC. It’s our crackville.

    The most undesirable people live there, and yes a large part of that city is very dirty. More drug related crimes and stolen cars per capita happen in Surrey. (Whalley specifically)

    Just Saying
    Burnaby BC.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up


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