This indignant note nearly made Mike [sic] with laughter when he saw it posted in the lobby of his apartment building in Surrey, B.C.
(Oh, those Canadians — so hilarious! Even when they’re not trying to be!)
related: A note from Dirty Lady #2
This indignant note nearly made Mike [sic] with laughter when he saw it posted in the lobby of his apartment building in Surrey, B.C.
(Oh, those Canadians — so hilarious! Even when they’re not trying to be!)
related: A note from Dirty Lady #2
FILED UNDER: bold-underlined-caps · exclamation-point happy!!!! · garbage · grow up · hygiene · neighbors · odor · public shaming · spelling and grammar police
63 responses so far ↓
#1
TippingCows
I thought everyone liked talking pigs. Babe seemed harmless enough …
Jun 19, 2011 at 9:34 pm rating: 90
#2
Nichole
I am more disgusted with the lack of proper spelling and grammar.
Jun 19, 2011 at 9:35 pm rating: 90
#3
Lillie
Those damn discussing pigs!!
Jun 19, 2011 at 9:36 pm rating: 90
#4
Gina
Discussing pig? lol
Jun 19, 2011 at 9:43 pm rating: 90
#5
AnnT
“discussing PIG” ? (amongst others)
Ohh those gossiping, busy body swine…
Jun 19, 2011 at 9:43 pm rating: 90
#6
Peony
What do you think the pig was discussing? The trash bags?
Jun 19, 2011 at 9:50 pm rating: 90
#7
JetJackson
This happened in Canada… I’m surprised the note writer didn’t just start a riot.
Jun 19, 2011 at 10:32 pm rating: 90
#8
lolsuz
Notewriter just got angrier and angrier the more they typed… I would have LOVED to watch them angrily sending it the printer and then stomping out the door, scotch tape in hand. Priceless.
Jun 19, 2011 at 10:44 pm rating: 90
#9
Mrs.Beasley
What’s that about crotchroaches?
Jun 19, 2011 at 10:55 pm rating: 90
#10
Pandora the Hamster
Haha, was I the only one who thought that the person in question just sounded like a janitor collecting garbage? They (janitors) “should be ashamed of themselves” y’know… for cleaning up after “PIGS.”
Jun 19, 2011 at 11:08 pm rating: 90
#11
AuntyBron
I thought the Canadians were shipping all their trash to michigan.
Jun 19, 2011 at 11:12 pm rating: 90
#12
snick
Damn pig! He never shuts up! Roaming the halls at all hours, running his mouth, leaving trash everywhere…
Jun 19, 2011 at 11:15 pm rating: 90
#13
Julie
I’d rather discuss ANYTHING besides pigs.
Jun 19, 2011 at 11:25 pm rating: 90
#14
Rachel of Cyberia
everybody only wants to discuss me so this must mean I’m disgusting
Jun 19, 2011 at 11:36 pm rating: 90
#15
Garry
COCROCHES
Jun 20, 2011 at 12:48 am rating: 90
#16
Garry
“And now, so too will your neighbours!” Sounds ominous…
Jun 20, 2011 at 12:50 am rating: 90
#17
Amanda
I live about an hour away from surrey. It really is an awful area. Virtually every day “The Province” newspaper is reporting something about someone getting shot there. Oh, and as everyone that lives around here knows, every female in surrey is automatically assumed to have an std.
Jun 20, 2011 at 1:15 am rating: 90
#18
TomServo
“we don’t want flies, cocroaches or any bugs associated with improper hygiene”
I agree – let’s have a bit of mutual respect for all bugs – they use deodorant too!
Jun 20, 2011 at 1:19 am rating: 90
#19
Grant
Take out the paper and the trash…
Yakety yak – don’t talk back.
Jun 20, 2011 at 3:58 am rating: 90
#20
GiGi
Sounds like the writer is starting some sort of neighborhood watch program. It seems awfully nice of the writer to ‘watch out for’ the offending pig. Anyone else might have been ‘on the lookout’ to catch the pig in action.
Jun 20, 2011 at 5:57 am rating: 90
#21
A Responsible Member of Society!!!!!!
Thoroughly enjoyed this one.
Jun 20, 2011 at 7:33 am rating: 90
#22
carmenz
This happened where I work once. Someone tried to dump their garbage in the company dumpster. The diligent janitor opened the bags, found their name on a piece of discarded mail and busted their chops. Just saying – maybe the note writer could do this outside in case any cocroches jumped out.
Jun 20, 2011 at 8:44 am rating: 90
#23
pat
Beware of discussing PIGS, they are planning the REVOLUTION.
Jun 20, 2011 at 8:58 am rating: 90
#24
shwo!
SOME PIG
Jun 20, 2011 at 9:39 am rating: 90
#25
emcd
Could the abandoned trash be an unintended result of running into the discussing pig? Were I innocently taking my trash out and suddenly a pig attempted to strike up a conversation, I might be inclined to drop whatever I was holding and immediately return to my abode {{slam}}
Jun 20, 2011 at 10:03 am rating: 90
#26
Sensible Madness
A responsible member of society would not frivolously waste scarce exclamation points in this manner. I hope this person feels guilty when their grandchildren have to grow up in a world without exclamation points because they were all used up in notes like this one.
Jun 20, 2011 at 10:51 am rating: 90
#27
Leorale
Ooh, righteous indignation. For extra awesomeness, try reading this in the voice of Sam the American Eagle (from the Muppets).
Jun 20, 2011 at 11:11 am rating: 90
#28
pizza
Spell Check is plastic surgery for our written world.
Jun 20, 2011 at 11:31 am rating: 90
#29
mingamonga
A cocroche sounds like an exotic hat women wore in the 1920s. Why doesn’t this person want one?
Jun 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm rating: 90
#30
Earl Hamsher
well at least the pig is willing to discuss it, that’s a step in the right direction.
Jun 20, 2011 at 1:03 pm rating: 90
#31
Languagegeek
“Five exclamation marks. The sure sign of a diseased mind.”
–Terry Pratchett, _Masquerade_
Jun 20, 2011 at 2:35 pm rating: 90
#32
clumber
Simmer down everyone… that was just my dad discussing pigs. The only jokes he likes to tell all involve pigs. No I don’t know why. Some things are just better to accept and not think any further about.
Jun 20, 2011 at 3:39 pm rating: 90
#33
tanyetta
COCroaches! I love it.
Jul 1, 2011 at 12:46 pm rating: 90
#34
nico
What the fuck is with you adding a stupid Canadian joke to your posts? It’s annoying and definitely not funny. Jesus. Stupid Americans.
Jul 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm rating: 90
#35
Just Saying
Aside from the spelling, you have no idea how much funnier this is, that the letter is from Surrey BC. It’s our crackville.
The most undesirable people live there, and yes a large part of that city is very dirty. More drug related crimes and stolen cars per capita happen in Surrey. (Whalley specifically)
Just Saying
Burnaby BC.
Jul 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm rating: 90
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