Comments on: I’m not exactly sure what a “pre-warning” is, but it sure sounds serious.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:29:02 +0000

My coworker’s alarm on her cell is a rooster. I wonder if that is the mysterious rooster.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 04:07:58 +0000

♥ I know exactly what that’s like.

By: Kenzie

Kenzie — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 03:16:08 +0000

Having been plagued by a mystery neighbour’s rooster for months now, I have to say I really feel for this note-writer. The hellishly annoying early-morning sounds alone are enough to merit a little bit of crazy… but the amount of self-doubt that accompanies the period of time before coming to terms with the fact that you are, indeed, hearing rooster sounds in an urban setting (and not knowing exactly where they’re coming from!) is enough to make anyone snap.
Trust me. *twitches violently*

By: old man slang

old man slang — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 17:19:37 +0000

I think the writer could be trying to describe a jalopy that is started at the ass-crack of dawn every morning. That would piss me off too…

By: Mel

Mel — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 03:40:17 +0000

They have a non-existent mental state lol

By: zamm

zamm — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 02:10:12 +0000

LOLOLOL OMG, I claim Mormons.

By: Eileen

Eileen — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 00:52:23 +0000

This reminds me of my vacation in Key West, several years ago. The island is a designated bird sanctuary, so you can’t kill them or hurt them in any way.

After three days of listening to “cock-a-doodle-do” at five-thirty in the morning during what was supposed to be my vacation, I was ready to hunt the bugger down and kill it!

I have no idea what to do for nonexistent roosters.

By: Zeiger

Zeiger — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 00:03:27 +0000

Would it be acceptable to pre-slap this guy?

By: Jorpho

Jorpho — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:41:19 +0000

Why, that’s brilliant! An insight worthy of CSI!

By: unsatisfied

unsatisfied — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:57:36 +0000

isn’t “pre-warning” kinda like “pre-boarding” for airline flights?

By: maxswolfsuit

maxswolfsuit — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:46:31 +0000

Yes, the pre-warning is letting you know an official warning is coming. Look out!

By: Limeliberator

Limeliberator — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:58:24 +0000

I really just hate the idea of birds as pets and want to “liberate” them all..

By: Limeliberator

Limeliberator — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:57:43 +0000

I can understand their frustration. My in-laws’ neighbor has chickens and a rooster that he keeps inside a baby pen in his front yard. He moves them around at different times of the day so that they get just the right amount of sun. I’d like to ring their necks. Roosters don’t just crow at dawn if there are hens present, OH NO! They crow ALL THE TIME! And it’s not that they’re just loud..

By: Nahhh

Nahhh — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:13:59 +0000

An ass came through yesterday, complaining about the fowl smell…