Comments on: Seven words you CAN say on the box of leftover takeout rice that nobody wanted anyway

By: princessnorrain

princessnorrain — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 01:15:56 +0000

OMG, this heat must be gettin’ to me…for a second I thought this said, “Tedd’s Goddamn Fucking Rice would be a great BRAND name.” You know, kinda like the cutesy names at Trader Joe’s…

Goddamn Electric Bill is already the name of a band from San Diego, btw…

By: ReneeM

ReneeM — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 21:56:10 +0000

Tedd’s Goddamn Fucking Rice would be a great band name.

By: libiblio

libiblio — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 03:17:39 +0000

I believe the last picture’s words are referring to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc

By: Katt

Katt — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 02:28:31 +0000

This would just make me more determined to eat the rice.

By: Bemildred

Bemildred — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:49:42 +0000

Aren’t those some Reggie Watts lyrics on the bottom of the rice box? I think Tedd is kind of hilarious really.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 02:32:13 +0000

LOL, with them the things that are TL are their wars.
The old way was more messy (thousand bomber raids and atom bombs will tend to be a bit messy), but our wars didn’t last ten years until Viet Nam.
Funny, wars last longer and cost billions more dollars just so we can have fewer casualties. Maybe the prospect of large numbers of casualties would help us avoid war more often.

By: bored@work

bored@work — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:37:01 +0000

Perhaps he really needed this rice for his new diet. It’s gotta be embarrassing for a man to go around sporting a pair of double-D’s…

By: dabearkat

dabearkat — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:56:44 +0000

Tedd’s got nothing on McNulty and Bunk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM

“Fuck” as art form.

By: Venus Flytrap Inc.

Venus Flytrap Inc. — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 18:00:19 +0000

Yikes! I don’t think I’d want to be Ted’s roommate!

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 12:02:10 +0000

They won’t be reading PAN, though. With them, it’s all TL;DR.

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 11:54:05 +0000

If he gets too steamed up, he’ll end up fried.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 11:31:49 +0000

Nice, Elf and PN. Suggested reading for some very important people these days.

By: Divvitar

Divvitar — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 09:15:26 +0000

Speaking of Cartman…several years ago, I used to love the “Baldur’s Gate” video game. I actually used the voice editor so my mage character would loudly proclaim gems like “Blood-soaked frozen tampon popsicle!” when he cast a spell. “DOG SHIT TACO!” ::zzzap!:: LOL Sorry, totally off topic.

By: Divvitar

Divvitar — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 09:07:52 +0000

Which WHORESON SHIT CUNT FUCKING SON-OF-A-BITCH ASSHOLE FUCKING COCKSUCKER FUCKING PISSED IN MY GODDAMN FUCKING RICE?

Hey, wait a sec…is Tedd really Eric Cartman all grown up? I kept hearing his voice when I first read that box. Just throw in Jew, Hippie and Barbara Streisand!