We’ve already seen people throwing urine in bottles out of their window…and now, shit in bags? Who does that?!
(Apparently, at least one dog owner in Bailey’s NYC apartment building.)
related: Throwing cat hair out the window = almost as bad
Who declared Opposite Day?
July 12th, 2011 · 59 comments
FILED UNDER: dogs · neighbors · New York · shit · that's disgusting · WTF?
59 responses so far ↓
#1
PooJah
Can I borrow a bag of shit please? I’m baking a cake.
Jul 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm rating: 14
#2
havingfitz
Billy! You give Grandma back her colostomy bag right now! Don’t you dare drop…you’re grounded, mister!
Jul 12, 2011 at 8:53 pm rating: 34
#3
Jody
That’s so disgusting I’m almost willing to overlook the missing apostrophe!
Jul 12, 2011 at 8:55 pm rating: 19
#4
fuzzbutt
are you sure they weren’t aiming for you all along?
Jul 12, 2011 at 9:04 pm rating: 16
#5
Adriana
This is one of the more justified passive-aggressive notes that I’ve read on this site.
Jul 12, 2011 at 9:34 pm rating: 58
#6
Melissa
Interesting. There was such a bag up in the tree outside my apartment door for months, and I imagined someone threw it upwards from the ground.
Now with different residents in the apartment above, one morning last month around 7 AM they started tossing bag after bag after bag of trash (at least 20) to the ground from the second floor landing right outside my floor-to-ceiling windows. Woke me with a start and totally alarmed my cats. One of the bags was full of soiled kitty litter which exploded on the sidewalk right where everyone has to walk to get up the stairs right outside my door- they removed the bag and left the contents. For a week. You’d have to tiptoe through and the litter and poop would stick in your shoe treads. I finally went to the dollar store to buy a broom and cleaned it up myself. Now they have had one bag of trash outside their door on their balcony right above my door for a week and two days in 100+ heat.
I don’t want to write a PAN and I hate complaining to management like a bitch all the time. I guess it’s better than the glass beer bottles the last neighbors above used to toss down that would smash and they would ignore the broken glass everywhere like they had no idea how it got there. People are just assholes!
Jul 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm rating: 26
#7
James L.
At the least, the writer should be grateful that the bag wasn’t on fire.
Jul 12, 2011 at 10:36 pm rating: 6
#8
ec213
I love the capitalizing of first letters in “Dog Shit.”
Jul 12, 2011 at 10:57 pm rating: 12
#9
Trixie
When my sister was about 10, my mom asked her to change the litter in our cat’s litter box. My sister took the litter box onto the back patio of our 2nd-floor apartment building, and dumped it over the edge. She is probably due a passive aggressive note or two.
Jul 13, 2011 at 12:26 am rating: 11
#10
Get on your bikes and ride
I wonder if perhaps the bags are supposed to get stuck by the note writers window, and sometimes by accident end up on the ground instead. Maybe he’s had too many rowdy late night parties and this is the upstairs neighbor’s creative payback. In any case, what I mostly get out of this note is how glad I am yet again not to live in an apartment.
Jul 13, 2011 at 12:52 am rating: 7
#11
pony girl
People are flinging bags of poo out of their apartments, and this person writes a note instead of immediately contacting management?
Pretty mellow notewriter. I’d have taken a few days off of work, set up cameras, and turned the footage over to management.
I would then send copies to that person’s family, friends and co-workers.
I’d probably post it on youtube, as well.
What a sick fu#k!
Jul 13, 2011 at 12:56 am rating: 28
#12
Canthz_B
♫ Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
Those days when dog shit rains down from the air.
Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
The stench of feces will always be near. ♫
Jul 13, 2011 at 2:11 am rating: 7
#13
Divvitar
Reminds me of my first dorm days at WSU. Dog crap was the least of your worries being tossed from the windows. Let’s see…vomit, people pissing out the window, books, alcoholic beverages (sometimes in its container, but usually not), a TV set and a couch from the top floor student lounge were items flung during my one semester there. I also lived in a ground floor apt in the Portland area, and what used to tick me off were the cigarrette butts the folks on the 2nd floor always chucked onto my back porch.
Jul 13, 2011 at 3:52 am rating: 3
#14
The Elf
Who throws a bag of shit? Honestly!
Jul 13, 2011 at 7:04 am rating: 5
#15
Hawk
Maybe not a dude who throws poop bags… In my last (very large) apt complex, the dumpster was allllll the way in the back of the complex. I didn’t want to throw bags of shit in my own personal inside trashcan and stink up the house. I put them by the back door porch instead, to wait until I had to walk the garbage back to the dumpster. I was horrified to realize that some of the bags had blown off on a windy day into a neighbor’s space below. Just saying, may not be a “justified” pa note… although I get how gross that would be for the neighbor.
Jul 13, 2011 at 8:01 am rating: 1
#16
Lawl
This is THE funniest note I have read on the site, and I wonder if anything will top it.
Jul 13, 2011 at 8:50 am rating: 0
#17
Danielle
How do you know it is dog poop? Could it be a hoarder who can’t get to their toilet anymore? Maybe I’ve just watched Hoarders too much… either way, disgusting.
Jul 13, 2011 at 10:18 am rating: 10
#18
Grumpy McGrumperson
As others have noted, that is, frankly, an incredibly measured response. I’m certain mine wouldn’t be so polite.
One has to assume they’ve at least entertained fantasies of a trebuchet installed by their window, triggered to return the offending parcel to sender.
Jul 13, 2011 at 11:06 am rating: 7
#19
Caitlin S
The note writer really should go to the management. When I was visiting at my grandma’s old apartment complex (in a bad part of town), a kid shot me with an airsoft gun. This wouldn’t be quite as big an issue if it wasn’t on a high setting from mere feet away and if I wasn’t a young kid dealing with severe chronic pain. It hurt me far worse than it would’ve hurt a “normal” person and my grandma (who has pain too and is very aggressive when it comes to me) was about to bite someone’s head off if they didn’t deal with this properly.
Anyways, we went to the management and they went to the police and the police recommended eviction. The managers were actually glad of that because the kids’ families had been horrible renters but hadn’t done anything to justify eviction before then.
Point is, if you have a manager who cares about the quality of their building, they might be thrilled you’re complaining.
Jul 13, 2011 at 12:53 pm rating: 7
#20
emcd
bad poop you
Jul 13, 2011 at 1:22 pm rating: 3
#21
bored@work
I’m thinking I’d get one of those t-shirt cannons they have at football games, collect those bags of poop, and send them right back up there. If you set that sucker on high, those bags would explode all over the offending balcony
Jul 13, 2011 at 6:48 pm rating: 5
#22
procrastinating
We had an angry neighbor dump the contents of her dog’s litter box on our driveway. (yes, there ARE such things.) Apparently she did it twice, the first time while we were out of town, but someone unknown cleaned it up. It took a while to figure out who it was and why it was done, and was totally unexpected from her. Turned out to be over an HOA notice and fine. My husband’s on the board (never show up to an HOA meeting unless you WANT to be a board member), but since we were out of town, he had nothing to do with the decision to send it, and would have fought against it if he had known. Stupid way to get your problem resolved!
Jul 19, 2011 at 5:09 pm rating: 1
#23
Miss Sassy Pants
I love that Dog Shit is capitalized.
Jul 28, 2011 at 1:54 am rating: 0
#24
cati
Ah, people are wonderful (totally sarcastic remark).
I used to live on a house (street level, no neighbours, a one-family house) and people would toss dog poop bags at my backyard. And leftover sandwiches, cans, someone even left a smal broken chair once. I was outraged, really. It was my backyard and I used to keep it really clean, I had my plants, my laundry room was there… not that it looked abandoned or nothing.
I just don’t get it. If you take the time and effort to pick up your dog’s poop and put it in a bag, why wouldn’t you walk twenty more steps until you got to the public garbage can? Why you had to throw it at someone’s house? I would’ve loved to be there when the bag was thrown. As it didn’t break, I would’ve picked it up and throw it back right into the offender’s face hoping it would explode then.
Jul 28, 2011 at 4:12 am rating: 0
#25
itaint
that aint dog shit…..
Jul 30, 2011 at 3:49 pm rating: 0
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