Comments on: It’s not just God who’s watching you… http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Tue, 21 May 2013 19:44:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Beulah http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-395009 Beulah Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:51:28 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-395009 At least it didn't say "Smile, YOUR on camera," the way these signs almost invariably do. At least it didn’t say “Smile, YOUR on camera,” the way these signs almost invariably do.

]]> By: Update http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394763 Update Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:43:23 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394763 N.B. God and Walter had a falling out - that's just how it goes some time - so he got fired, and the new security guard is called Frank. So if you could change the signs 'Frank is watching you' or something. I heard God is now doing security at the Princes Street Shopping Centre, but that sounds a bit quick. Maybe it's all the same security company and he was just rotated out and the stuff about Walter is rumours. Anyway, I don't know - do you want a hot pocket? N.B. God and Walter had a falling out – that’s just how it goes some time – so he got fired, and the new security guard is called Frank. So if you could change the signs ‘Frank is watching you’ or something. I heard God is now doing security at the Princes Street Shopping Centre, but that sounds a bit quick. Maybe it’s all the same security company and he was just rotated out and the stuff about Walter is rumours. Anyway, I don’t know – do you want a hot pocket?

]]> By: matt http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394698 matt Sun, 24 Jul 2011 11:58:20 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394698 That's just creepy. Cameras for safety: ok, fair enough; but cameras for my comfort: wtf?? How the hell am I supposed to gain comfort from a security camera, or is there somehow a 'special' way you are meant to comfort yourself using this camera? That’s just creepy.
Cameras for safety: ok, fair enough; but cameras for my comfort: wtf?? How the hell am I supposed to gain comfort from a security camera, or is there somehow a ‘special’ way you are meant to comfort yourself using this camera?

]]> By: Scott http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394406 Scott Tue, 19 Jul 2011 18:47:57 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394406 Not to mention somebody just got busted for a urinal camera: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/camera-hidden-in-urinal-098345 You never know where you're being filmed. Somebody was doing the same thing in the unisex bathroom at Starbucks, getting the camera back and uploading in his car once every hour. Not to mention somebody just got busted for a urinal camera:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/camera-hidden-in-urinal-098345

You never know where you’re being filmed. Somebody was doing the same thing in the unisex bathroom at Starbucks, getting the camera back and uploading in his car once every hour.

]]> By: Nunavut Guy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394398 Nunavut Guy Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:49:00 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394398 Those fake gold chalices make my lips turn green. Those fake gold chalices make my lips turn green.

]]> By: Eileen http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394319 Eileen Mon, 18 Jul 2011 23:38:19 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394319 Our church had to stop buying gold chalices because they kept getting stolen. Now it's ceramic, and it's ugly. Thanks a lot, thieves. God'll get you in the end. Our church had to stop buying gold chalices because they kept getting stolen. Now it’s ceramic, and it’s ugly. Thanks a lot, thieves. God’ll get you in the end.

]]> By: bizzle http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394315 bizzle Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:13:40 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394315 I think I saw this sign at St. Giles Cathedral when I was in Scotland a couple years ago, which is one of the main stops on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh, making it quite a tourist attraction, so you can only imagine the unsavory types they get in there. It is a beautiful church, too. I think I saw this sign at St. Giles Cathedral when I was in Scotland a couple years ago, which is one of the main stops on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh, making it quite a tourist attraction, so you can only imagine the unsavory types they get in there. It is a beautiful church, too.

]]> By: Scott http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394312 Scott Mon, 18 Jul 2011 19:53:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394312 Leaving your loose money out in your bedroom at home is one thing, but why would anyone leave cash out where it can be stolen pretty easily? Did they not invest in at least a small heavy fireproof safe (not the "business suitcase" style)? I've helped move one before and they're heavy and would take a short while to get out. Just leaving the money in a desk drawer or something would be like leaving your cash on the bed in your college dorm - come and get it! Leaving your loose money out in your bedroom at home is one thing, but why would anyone leave cash out where it can be stolen pretty easily? Did they not invest in at least a small heavy fireproof safe (not the “business suitcase” style)? I’ve helped move one before and they’re heavy and would take a short while to get out. Just leaving the money in a desk drawer or something would be like leaving your cash on the bed in your college dorm – come and get it!

]]> By: Scott http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394311 Scott Mon, 18 Jul 2011 19:43:32 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394311 It doesn't. But you'll know when you find yourself a star over at "myhotchurchbois.com", "pissingpentecostals.com" or something like that. It doesn’t. But you’ll know when you find yourself a star over at “myhotchurchbois.com”, “pissingpentecostals.com” or something like that.

]]> By: Tech42 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394310 Tech42 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 19:25:14 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394310 If your church was broken into, then you're obviously worshiping the wrong god; the right one would have proteced you! If your church was broken into, then you’re obviously worshiping the wrong god; the right one would have proteced you!

]]> By: senoy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394309 senoy Mon, 18 Jul 2011 18:29:18 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394309 Our church got hit last year, but it was by anti-Christian and racist vandalism. They broke in and spray painted swastikas and anti-Christian and anti-black messages. It's odd because our church is 90% white, but I guess hate isn't rational. We didn't install security cameras afterwards though. We just cleaned up and repainted. Our church got hit last year, but it was by anti-Christian and racist vandalism. They broke in and spray painted swastikas and anti-Christian and anti-black messages. It’s odd because our church is 90% white, but I guess hate isn’t rational. We didn’t install security cameras afterwards though. We just cleaned up and repainted.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394307 The Elf Mon, 18 Jul 2011 17:42:44 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394307 Not since the Presbyterian Church has been taken over by vampires, no. Not since the Presbyterian Church has been taken over by vampires, no.

]]> By: Nunavut Guy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394304 Nunavut Guy Mon, 18 Jul 2011 17:36:08 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394304 Where does it say anything about the cameras being in a washroom? Where does it say anything about the cameras being in a washroom?

]]> By: Bob http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/17/church-lockdown/comment-page-1/#comment-394300 Bob Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:29:12 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18927#comment-394300 So, if you ARE there to pray, you don't show up on the security cameras? So, if you ARE there to pray, you don’t show up on the security cameras?

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