Cinderella be drizzunk

July 31st, 2011 · 22 comments

“I saw this when passing by a neighbour’s house, and thought that this was one of their better efforts,” writes Kelly in the U.K. “I personally would have just chucked them myself.”

(Adds Kelly: “I’m guessing they belonged to the same person who decorated half the street with vomit.”)

Are these your shoes? Too drunk to remember where you left them? Sorry I am not your Prince Charming and didn't search the neighbourhood to find out whose foot fits the slippers LOL

Meanwhile, the Internet’s all “been there/done that/seen the animated GIF.”

bitch be drunk as hell, losing shoes and shit

related: If you were the one who was so drunk or so stupid that you left your camera in the park last night…

FILED UNDER: drizzunk · neighbors · shoes · U.K.

22 responses so far ↓

  • #1   eM

    Those are some ugly shoes!

    Jul 31, 2011 at 9:46 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Jo's comment

      they probably fell out of a good will bag

      Aug 1, 2011 at 3:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #1.2   Kaisha

      Shoe Zone has a lot of ugly shoes. That’s where they’re from – thank god the one in my town closed down!

      And don’t think they fell out of a charity bag myself. The submitter’s my mum, and seriously, you do not know our street.

      I agree with the note writer – the girl was a drunk who stumbled out of the pub that’s only just around the corner.

      Aug 1, 2011 at 7:37 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #1.3   Kathleen

      I agree. Seeing as how those shoes have clearly been there since the 80s, I don’t think the owner’s coming back for them anytime soon.

      Aug 1, 2011 at 11:29 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #2   Madrias

    Am I the only one who would have spilled something awful over the shoes? Then again, I don’t get along well with drunks.

    Jul 31, 2011 at 10:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #3   Quite Contrary

    Not Prince Charming aka Tony Q69

    Jul 31, 2011 at 10:45 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

  • #4   Canthz_B bang

    I guess she was too drunk to walk a mile in her own shoes, so she just flat-footed it out of there.

    Aug 1, 2011 at 12:17 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #5   Canthz_B bang

    No. These are not my shoes.
    They are the shoes of the hitchhiker I snatched into my nondescript van, but thanks so much for not looking for her.

    You’re a real prince!

    Aug 1, 2011 at 12:21 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

  • #6   Lauren

    I would’ve put the shoes on eBay and let her buy them back.

    Aug 1, 2011 at 12:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   GhostWriter bang

      I would give them back after I made tea out of them.

      Aug 1, 2011 at 12:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #7   EmKitteh

    Here’s a fun poll for everyone: I lost one shoe while drunk. Does that mean I was more drunk or less drunk than the person who lost two shoes? Note: They were high heels.

    Aug 1, 2011 at 1:11 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Rattus

      More drunk. If you were less drunk you would have noticed the disparity in leg lengths and done something to rectify the situation.

      Aug 1, 2011 at 7:47 am   rating: 38  small thumbs up

  • #8   Dr. Snacks

    Elch. Bad faux AAVE is so last decade

    Aug 1, 2011 at 7:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #9   quat

    What’s the brand on those shoes? Looks like Zuke.
    Personally, I’d shove some zucchini in them and call it art.

    Aug 1, 2011 at 9:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   GhostWriter bang

      I would definitely shove my zucchini into those shoes.

      Aug 1, 2011 at 12:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #9.2   Kaisha

      Shoe Zone.

      It’s a crap shop for cheap plastic shoes which smell horrific in the UK.

      Thankfully the one in my town closed down.

      Aug 1, 2011 at 1:37 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #10   Canthz_B bang

    The newest trend is disposable shoes…that should be the Payless marketing strategy.

    It’s not like their shoes last very long anyway.

    Aug 1, 2011 at 10:03 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #11   divaandwriter bang

    Maybe she forgot it’s not Christmas and wanted someone to fill them with gifts.

    Aug 1, 2011 at 10:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   GhostWriter bang

      …like my zucchini?

      Aug 1, 2011 at 12:47 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #11.2   juju_skittles

      Geez Ghostwriter, give it a bone. Oh wait – you did!

      Aug 1, 2011 at 9:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #12   I was team note writer until

    LOL… lol

    Aug 2, 2011 at 8:12 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #13   cizzerhand

    performance art.

    Aug 6, 2011 at 1:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up


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