Comments on: Dear couchsurfer: here’s a clue you might have overstayed your welcome

By: The Elf

The Elf — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:24:50 +0000

With gnaw marks like that, I’m wondering what species wrote this.

By: nate

nate — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 17:59:02 +0000

Nice use of punctuation and nifty gnaw marks on the bottom of the heart.

Me wonders what gender wrote this.

By: Trogdoor

Trogdoor — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 11:01:17 +0000

Here’s the plan: Change the locks first

By: ligercorn

ligercorn — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:13:38 +0000

It is. Don’t be fooled by the CUTIE PIE heart with the ‘Please clear the unused microwave time!’ too. I get that one all the time.

By: Oh Boy!

Oh Boy! — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:16:19 +0000

Who’s going to survive that hug? Smells like backstabbing.

By: Who passed out the Haterade?

Who passed out the Haterade? — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 09:27:24 +0000

That would be seriously impressive, but it would involve a lot more time than any reasonable person would spend getting the writing just right. Oh, wait… (^_~)

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A rent-paying friend of mine got one of these way back when from a roommate who was the master (mistress?) of passive-aggressiveness. She’d gone from leaving the newspaper out and open to the rentals section, to turning on the dishwasher whenever he got in the shower, to letting her dog spooge on his stuff, to burning cookware, breaking dishes, severing computer cables, and anything else easily destroyable by “accident”… to finally scrawling a note for him to find that said “GET OUT.” Over the space of a month, IIRC. (Of course, she had no idea how it got there.)

To this day it beats me what he did to piss her off so thoroughly; he swears it was nothing more than “My-friend-doesn’t-like-you-and-I-want-her-to-come-over-more-so-you-should-leave”.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 08:56:38 +0000

I had an ex-girlfriend write me the same note. I wasn’t out in time, and now my chastity belt key doesn’t work.

By: Carl

Carl — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 08:24:02 +0000

This is truly touching and heartbreaking.

Or some shit like that.

By: cizzerhand

cizzerhand — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 06:41:28 +0000

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Thx
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By: BrookeDiz

BrookeDiz — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 04:06:07 +0000

What is that weird “and” symbol she’s using?

By: hogsatemysister

hogsatemysister — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 03:56:11 +0000

I miss Austin. The best looking women in the universe, except for maybe Singapore. If the person getting the boot is a lady type, with hair like Farrah, mi couch is su couch, baby.

By: Oh Geeeee

Oh Geeeee — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:25:38 +0000

I see, one of those rough love/hate relationships. If he (or she) continues to delay the actual end of their time together – Friday becomes Saturday becomes next Christmas – it will only become that much worse. I feel for everyone involved in this sad, sad tale.

By: Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 01:45:36 +0000

He wrote that note on a plastic Valentine’s Day plate. I got the same plates from Target. The ‘Hug Me’ is what makes this note so beautifully PA.

By: pony girl

pony girl — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:54:31 +0000

Hey, some people come for SXSW and never leave. I can relate.