Comments on: This flamingo has flown http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Mon, 20 May 2013 00:18:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Melissa R http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-396267 Melissa R Sun, 21 Aug 2011 00:25:55 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-396267 Yuck, that doesn't look anything like a zombie! Yuck, that doesn’t look anything like a zombie!

]]> By: christine http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-396095 christine Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:41:55 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-396095 they live up the street from me, too! the funniest part is that they seem to think people will care... haha.. (i actually didn't think they were all *that* great, yeah they had some stuff, but it was kind of strewn about.. maybe i'm a crankpot.. haha.) they live up the street from me, too! the funniest part is that they seem to think people will care… haha.. (i actually didn’t think they were all *that* great, yeah they had some stuff, but it was kind of strewn about.. maybe i’m a crankpot.. haha.)

]]> By: TheGnome http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-396084 TheGnome Wed, 17 Aug 2011 23:28:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-396084 You got me. I've always been anti-gun. You got me. I’ve always been anti-gun.

]]> By: redheadwglasses http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-396047 redheadwglasses Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:23:33 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-396047 Aim! My best friend just bought a house last week! I must order this for their backyard! Aim! My best friend just bought a house last week! I must order this for their backyard!

]]> By: redheadwglasses http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-396046 redheadwglasses Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:22:23 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-396046 Re: moving lawn decor: How about moving everything just a few inches at a time, each day, incrementally unnoticeable! Re: moving lawn decor: How about moving everything just a few inches at a time, each day, incrementally unnoticeable!

]]> By: Aim http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-396038 Aim Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:01:40 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-396038 I would plant the garden zombie from ThinkGeek on her lawn to give her the fear of the undead who prefer hoarding garden decorations prior to eating brains. See: http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e557_garden_zombie.jpg I would plant the garden zombie from ThinkGeek on her lawn to give her the fear of the undead who prefer hoarding garden decorations prior to eating brains.

See: http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e557_garden_zombie.jpg

]]> By: Carrie http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-395984 Carrie Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:58:17 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-395984 I did that! With the pink Flamingos it was pretty funny to have my neighbor wake up to 1oo of them in there front yard. I did that! With the pink Flamingos it was pretty funny to have my neighbor wake up to 1oo of them in there front yard.

]]> By: CaptainC http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-395977 CaptainC Tue, 16 Aug 2011 20:38:09 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-395977 The obvious solution would be to get even uglier and tacky decorations, like the bigfoot from SkyMall. The obvious solution would be to get even uglier and tacky decorations, like the bigfoot from SkyMall.

]]> By: Caitlin S http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-395964 Caitlin S Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:48:53 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-395964 Jimmy, if someone put a Weeping Angel in my yard and moved it around every night, I would need to find out who had done it. They might be my new best friend after such a feat. Jimmy, if someone put a Weeping Angel in my yard and moved it around every night, I would need to find out who had done it. They might be my new best friend after such a feat.

]]> By: redheadwglasses http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-395963 redheadwglasses Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:15:43 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-395963 My exFIL gave his eldest son the flag he received when he retired from the military. Son, my then-spouse, hung it in our front yard. Someone stole it. He hung another flag. And wired electricity to the pole. No one stole that flag. My exFIL gave his eldest son the flag he received when he retired from the military. Son, my then-spouse, hung it in our front yard. Someone stole it.

He hung another flag. And wired electricity to the pole. No one stole that flag.

]]> By: redheadwglasses http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-395962 redheadwglasses Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:13:46 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-395962 I call that "yard cancer." Also, there used to be a business you could call and the person would wake up to find 100 pink flamingos in his front yard. Thought about doing that to my very uptight (former) FIL. I call that “yard cancer.”

Also, there used to be a business you could call and the person would wake up to find 100 pink flamingos in his front yard. Thought about doing that to my very uptight (former) FIL.

]]> By: Luna (the other one) http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-395959 Luna (the other one) Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:45:45 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-395959 I agree, Elf. But timing seems to be the key. The majority of my hijinks occurred at an hour when I was unlikely to garner the attention of my neighbor. And it wasn't really stealing... more like borrowing. :) I agree, Elf. But timing seems to be the key. The majority of my hijinks occurred at an hour when I was unlikely to garner the attention of my neighbor. And it wasn’t really stealing… more like borrowing. :)

]]> By: TKD http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-395957 TKD Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:18:09 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-395957 After decades of trying to quietly slip away in the night, a faction of gnomes has decided to take more aggressive action. The theft of lawn decorations will continue until gnome oppression is stopped. They are armed and willing to face shattering for their cause. Vive la Libération! After decades of trying to quietly slip away in the night, a faction of gnomes has decided to take more aggressive action. The theft of lawn decorations will continue until gnome oppression is stopped. They are armed and willing to face shattering for their cause.

Vive la Libération!

]]> By: Jimmy James http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/15/no-decorations-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-395956 Jimmy James Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:07:38 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19195#comment-395956 Oh god. Imagine waking up to find your lawn covered with gnomes, all looking in your windows. Or maybe someone should get a stone angel (like in the Doctor Who episode!) and move it to different places in their yard every night. Oh god. Imagine waking up to find your lawn covered with gnomes, all looking in your windows. Or maybe someone should get a stone angel (like in the Doctor Who episode!) and move it to different places in their yard every night.

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