From Austin, Texas: a last-ditch attempt to get rid of a houseguest who took “Mi casa es su casa” a bit too literally…
related: Couchsurfing Greg gets pissed
Entries from August 2011
Dear couchsurfer: here’s a clue you might have overstayed your welcome
August 3rd, 2011 · 22 Comments
Tags: Austin · frenemies · heart · moving/not moving · nice stationery · not-so-veiled threats
Must have the precious…
August 2nd, 2011 · 44 Comments
Amy and her cousin were enjoying a casual stroll in Toronto when they noticed this note in a neighbor’s garden — a note which Amy says left her with far more questions than answers.
I’d have to agree with Amy that the stand-out line here is the one towards the end about whether the tomato thief ever makes racist or ageist remarks. (Because…huh?)
Adds Amy: “The lack of grammar made me think that ‘young people’ were a new racial group. And why does the note-writer beg the thief to at least return ONE of the stolen tomatoes — because it’s so precious? And is the last line a threat of being infected by Asian lily beetle poison? I don’t get it!”
related: People of Philadelphia, these tomatoes are not for you!
Tags: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · spelling and grammar police · Toronto · WTF?
Nicely played, sir.
August 1st, 2011 · 168 Comments
Explains Haley in Canada: “My friend Laura took $20 from her dad’s wallet and left a note telling him she needed it for parking. When she got home later, she found this.”
Laura, I took a pair of your jeans to pay for bread and a few grams of cold cuts. Love, Dad (AKA; VP)
related: Dad holds the kitteh hostage
Tags: actually totally reasonable · Canada · Father-daughter notes · Moms & Dads · money · oh snap · signed with love
