Comments on: “Write what you know,” as the saying goes http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 22 May 2013 18:51:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: bailey http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398793 bailey Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:48:11 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398793 I hated my mother for giving me drugs..... I used to want to force them down her throat to make her feel the pain they caused me, and say "bitch" I hated my mother for giving me drugs…..
I used to want to force them down her throat to make her feel the pain they caused me, and say “bitch”

]]> By: shesajem http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398662 shesajem Tue, 27 Sep 2011 02:50:40 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398662 Yes, giving children drugs is always the answer. Yes, giving children drugs is always the answer.

]]> By: shelby http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398445 shelby Fri, 23 Sep 2011 00:54:14 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398445 I'm the mom. My name is Shelby...and it is 100% real. God bless him. His teacher says he excels in creative writing. Now, if only I could figure out a torture to get him to excel at cleaning his room. I’m the mom. My name is Shelby…and it is 100% real.

God bless him. His teacher says he excels in creative writing. Now, if only I could figure out a torture to get him to excel at cleaning his room.

]]> By: Sarah Jensen http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398297 Sarah Jensen Wed, 21 Sep 2011 01:06:44 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398297 I'm surprised he didn't mention that on the day he was born--and for all the days after--his mother tortured him by naming him Shelby. I’m surprised he didn’t mention that on the day he was born–and for all the days after–his mother tortured him by naming him Shelby.

]]> By: CardiFan http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398293 CardiFan Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:44:26 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398293 This reminds me a lot of the elementary student I have been tutoring for the past few years. He went from barely passing math to it being his best subject, and yet I'm STILL the cruelest human being on the planet for actually making him do his homework rather than just playing hangman all session. This reminds me a lot of the elementary student I have been tutoring for the past few years. He went from barely passing math to it being his best subject, and yet I’m STILL the cruelest human being on the planet for actually making him do his homework rather than just playing hangman all session.

]]> By: unsatisfied http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398151 unsatisfied Mon, 19 Sep 2011 18:57:04 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398151 a-holes....lol a-holes….lol

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398143 The Elf Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:17:50 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398143 The ellipses. Oh my god, the kid used ellipses. I'm getting all weepy. The ellipses. Oh my god, the kid used ellipses. I’m getting all weepy.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398142 The Elf Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:16:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398142 I hope you take it as the compliment it is, "evil, mean" teacher! I hope you take it as the compliment it is, “evil, mean” teacher!

]]> By: MrCreepy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398113 MrCreepy Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:31:19 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398113 We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw. We’re not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw.

]]> By: havingfitz http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398090 havingfitz Sun, 18 Sep 2011 21:49:53 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398090 Such mixed feelings here. The adult in me wants to tell the kid to quit whining and just do as he's told. My inner child remembers the battles I had with teachers when the answers 'had to be in complete sentences'. It really did feel like torture when the old bats couldn't just accept 'yes' for and answer and wanted to know why it was yes. So I'm not without sympathy for him, but if I had to go through it, then why should he get a break? Such mixed feelings here. The adult in me wants to tell the kid to quit whining and just do as he’s told. My inner child remembers the battles I had with teachers when the answers ‘had to be in complete sentences’. It really did feel like torture when the old bats couldn’t just accept ‘yes’ for and answer and wanted to know why it was yes. So I’m not without sympathy for him, but if I had to go through it, then why should he get a break?

]]> By: Augie http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398081 Augie Sun, 18 Sep 2011 18:01:36 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398081 I think it's hilarious. I would have had him turn it in. I think it’s hilarious. I would have had him turn it in.

]]> By: Cady http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398079 Cady Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:34:59 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398079 Billy! This isn't even in cursive! You'd better get your ass back to that desk, bucko. NOW you're gonna learn about torture! Billy! This isn’t even in cursive! You’d better get your ass back to that desk, bucko. NOW you’re gonna learn about torture!

]]> By: divaandwriter http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398057 divaandwriter Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:48:22 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398057 I predict that this kid will turn out to be a bestselling writer of psychological/supernatural thrillers, and that he will dedicate all of his novels to his mother, who encouraged him to write by torturing him. I predict that this kid will turn out to be a bestselling writer of psychological/supernatural thrillers, and that he will dedicate all of his novels to his mother, who encouraged him to write by torturing him.

]]> By: FeRD http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/16/my-evil-mom/comment-page-1/#comment-398055 FeRD Sat, 17 Sep 2011 13:40:42 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19388#comment-398055 <i>"Still?"</i> I think that little backdoor pilot for "The Whiney Snot Whisperer" that we were treated to, up there, makes it about 1000 times <i>funni<b>er</b>!!</i> I hope it gets picked up as a series! Next episode, I hear she diagnoses precisely what type of hugs Little Lord Fuckington is secretly crying out for, simply from what color magic marker he uses to scribble on the dining room wall! <i>"Yeah, dude! It looks riveting!"</i> –Kyle Broflovski “Still?” I think that little backdoor pilot for “The Whiney Snot Whisperer” that we were treated to, up there, makes it about 1000 times funnier!!

I hope it gets picked up as a series! Next episode, I hear she diagnoses precisely what type of hugs Little Lord Fuckington is secretly crying out for, simply from what color magic marker he uses to scribble on the dining room wall!

“Yeah, dude! It looks riveting!” –Kyle Broflovski

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