Bob from San Francisco’s explanation: “Partied till 5 am, slept in and missed work, found this note under my door, had to take the walk of shame to find the hose and wash the sidewalk down.” Pooooor Bob, right?
Meanwhile, in Kentucky…
related: “Please stop urinating on the door handle” — and other totally reasonable requests.
59 responses so far ↓
#1
Sesquipedalian
And thus end all Bob’s hopes of dating Jody in #2.
Oct 5, 2011 at 10:44 pm rating: 35
#2
P.U.
I think you mean Pissed On – and rightfully so.
Oct 5, 2011 at 10:45 pm rating: 4
#3
Jen
bob gets around. that must have been some party.
Oct 5, 2011 at 10:45 pm rating: 7
#4
Katie
c’mon, jody… you are being totally unreasonable. everyone knows men are allowed to pee anywhere they want, whether there’s a toilet or not. right? i could be wrong, i’ve been a little off my game lately.
Oct 5, 2011 at 10:47 pm rating: 11
#5
farcical aquatic ceremony
Alternatively, Jody could’ve just given her neighbor a call — I think she’d find him listed in the phonebook under “I.P. Freely”.
Oct 5, 2011 at 10:59 pm rating: 34
#6
Dara
If Bob’s urine is really that color he needs to see a doctor ASAP.
Oct 5, 2011 at 11:24 pm rating: 1
#7
Jenniphyr
Not sure if Bob II is doing a 24-hr urine test, or if that’s really apple juice & he’s trying to dissuade people from drinking it.
Oct 6, 2011 at 12:07 am rating: 10
#8
Canthz_B
I know Kentucky is renowned for its racehorses, but I’ve never heard of one simply named “Bob”.
Oct 6, 2011 at 12:35 am rating: 6
#9
Canthz_B
Bob has a lot of pee stored. Maybe Bob hopes to do something charitable with it…I for one would like to see Bob dole it out.
Oct 6, 2011 at 12:41 am rating: 5
#10
Daniel
What’s a toilet?
Oct 6, 2011 at 1:09 am rating: 2
#11
tricia
bob’s urine is actually a jug of arizona green tea. i drink the stuff every day, and it’s the exact same container from what i can see in the pic. and that’s the same color too…
Oct 6, 2011 at 2:20 am rating: 9
#12
Penultimate
Bob going #1 bugs Jody in #2? There’s a joke in there somewhere…
Oct 6, 2011 at 2:25 am rating: 30
#13
Andvari
I bet Bob’s urine is fucking delicious.
Oct 6, 2011 at 8:28 am rating: 7
#14
tara
This is pretty funny. That said, her note doesn’t seem that passive aggressive to me, unless it’s just the fact that she wrote a note rather than saying it to his face.
Oct 6, 2011 at 9:00 am rating: 1
#15
unsatisfied
so, bob “makes a lot of noise doing it”?
if he’s making a lot of noise while peeing, he’s doing it wrong. or, he has a STD.
either way — bob — get to a doctor, stat.
Oct 6, 2011 at 10:10 am rating: 7
#16
GhostWriter
It’s all a ruse- Bob’s actually storing his urine in the Gatorade bottle.
That Bob!
Oct 6, 2011 at 10:22 am rating: 8
#17
aaa
At first, I misread “pee out the window” as “pec out the window” and was left wondering what sort of overly macho, muscular demonstrations Bob was performing, why he was doing out the window, and how the hell he managed pulling it off in such a manner that was capable of disturbing other people.
COOL STORY, BRO.
Oct 6, 2011 at 10:26 am rating: 12
#18
aaa
Is that Arizona green tea in that gigantass jug there? Yeah, I think “Bob’s Urine” is an accurate enough label for that.
Oct 6, 2011 at 10:32 am rating: 4
#19
El Jefe
Definitely Team Jody here, obviously. Well-written note which is only inaccurate on one point; urine is sterile. Quality of sleep and smell concerns are substantial enough to carry the request.
Oct 6, 2011 at 10:59 am rating: 0
#20
johnnyboy
She’s pissed that pissed, he pissed.
Oct 6, 2011 at 11:59 am rating: 15
#21
redheadwglasses
I think it’s great — it’s not a P/A note, nor is it an aggressive note. It’s to the point, has a fair complaint in it, doesn’t get muddied with hearts and rainbows and smilies, and she signs her name and unit number. I think he probably has a pretty awesome neighbor here.
Oct 6, 2011 at 12:03 pm rating: 6
#22
ansco
Anybody who stores their pee needs to have some kind of mental issue especially if they store it in the frig. Very odd indeed. Jody, my dear you are one very light sleeper.
Oct 6, 2011 at 12:39 pm rating: 1
#23
janos
Thats his bottle of apple juice! Bob’s a tricky one.
Oct 6, 2011 at 10:41 pm rating: 2
#24
chesire cat
All I can think is maybe he needed to collect some urine for a doctor thing, but then again, not that is not right. For one thing, that is not a urine specimen cup and secondly, you never need a sample that big. So yeah….I am at a loss there.
Oct 6, 2011 at 11:09 pm rating: 0
#25
jaylemeux
Bob should not have washed the sidewalk off. It serves nothing but the psychology of the weak and superstitious.
Oct 10, 2011 at 12:24 am rating: 1
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