Comments on: The very delicate elevator

By: Singe

Singe — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:21:43 +0000

DO NOT DAMAGE ELEVATOR! THIS WILL DAMAGE ELEVATOR!

By: aliceblue

aliceblue — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 05:23:26 +0000

Sigh, I think we have this same elevator at work. From experience I’ll add
Don’t breath while riding; this will damage the elevator.

By: Who loves puns?

Who loves puns? — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:08:47 +0000

Do not hold door!!!

It will damage elevator’s self-esteem after their recent painful breakup.

In fact, the elevator wants you to know you’re just a rebound relationship, and, after this brief separation, it’ll be reunited with the doors once again.

By: Bcteagirl

Bcteagirl — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:32:59 +0000

I don’t think it was broken.. I just think one (or two?) office mates objected to the door being held (Can’t possibly take the stairs, or wait one minute) so posted a ridiculous sign. And now everyone is rightly mocking them.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 12:09:44 +0000

Because it’s easier and cheaper to post signs.

By: infanttyrone

infanttyrone — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:16:37 +0000

If this gem doesn’t rise to the level of WORD of the Day,
then Austin, we have a problem…nothing else even comes Close.

By: Ace of Space

Ace of Space — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:22:42 +0000

How about they just fix the elevator?

By: PANs_Labyrinth

PANs_Labyrinth — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:37:44 +0000

Strong with this elevator the force is! If necessary, even hold a door it can.

By: PANs_Labyrinth

PANs_Labyrinth — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:34:18 +0000

HI EVERYBODY I AM AN
ELEVATOR
IF YOU HAVE NOTICED I DON’T LIKE
MY DOOR TO BE HELD
SO PLEASE DO NOT HOLD MY DOOR AS IT
DAMAGES ME
AND THEN I WILL MAKE YOU PAY

SIGNED
YOUR FRIENDLY ELEVATOR
(And definitely not some imbecile trying to impersonate an inanimate object. Oh, no. Never.)

By: amy

amy — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:03:58 +0000

I would thumbs this up more if I had the time to make fake accounts.

Do not make fake accounts. This will damage elevator.

By: unsatisfied

unsatisfied — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:50:14 +0000

NOT DO BAD PARK YOU!

Damage elevator this do will.

By: unsatisfied

unsatisfied — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:42:53 +0000

DO STOP BELIEVIN’!

By: berge

berge — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:21:24 +0000

DO NOT HOLD ME NOW
DO NOT WARM MY HEART
DO NOT STAY WITH ME

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:48:57 +0000

Don’t wrap your elevators in bubble wrap and tie on apron strings! Let them fall freely.