Comments on: The Toilet Paper Manifesto

By: Laura

Laura — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 04:17:11 +0000

My favorite part is when the note writer says ” ‘twat is this fuckery?”

Yeah, someone had a certain word on their mind.

By: zhangss

zhangss — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:17:51 +0000

http://50。gd/1k

By: chad

chad — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:03:19 +0000

yeah, but you would be holding said portraits.

By: chad

chad — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:56:32 +0000

don’t rip on scott, it gets the job done. Im a guy, i dont need the “comfort” of wiping my ass with fluffy white bunnies.

Please think of the bunnies, i swear i saw one the other day with a brown streak down its back.

By: herpaderp

herpaderp — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 06:04:25 +0000

Its sad that you are bitching about pointless crap when its pretty obvious that she was being silly on purpose.
bro tip: Baby jeebuz, terrorists, hating america and mathz r not srs bsns.

By: Dee

Dee — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 03:25:10 +0000

Clearly, you do not live with my college suitmate. That was the foulest-tempered and -smelling creature I have ever shared space with, and I have spent time in close quarters with a cow suffering from retained placenta.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:26:15 +0000

how do you go through 12 rolls in a week! even with 3-4 people in a house I don’t. Also 9.87 for 24 rolls is terrible.

By: Pit Pat

Pit Pat — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:43:32 +0000

Really? Do you like linty pubes?

By: charlotte001

charlotte001 — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:59:24 +0000

Man, I think Erin and the TP are BFF’s with benefits….they look seriously in love.

By: Jenny P

Jenny P — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:49:47 +0000

I would start using my own toilet paper too if someone started stocking my bathroom with Scott.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 08:07:52 +0000

I guess this song might have been a rockabilly stealth-pun-fest
about hiding your reefers in your boxers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMdWzIITwoM

By: Palomon

Palomon — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 07:06:19 +0000

Sounds like “John Wayne” toilet paper: rough and tough and don’t take shit offa nobody.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 06:58:23 +0000

No. Nice to hear. I won’t forget anytime soon.
Send up warning flares if we (aka I) go off course.

Didn’t find a clip (yet) with “be vewy vewy quiet”,
so this’ll have to do. http://bit.ly/vihTzP

My kid brother might have our old family vinyl copy of the Freberg record. I’ll ask. It might cost you a Shiner Bock at the Broken Spoke. Someday.

Did you catch the rare Rickie Lee clip I posted in the old clubhouse location ?

http://bit.ly/scn8bo

By: Palomon

Palomon — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 05:10:02 +0000

I caught the sinister but threw dexter, just like I bat.

The “autem” thing was a friggin’ pretzel.
Reminds me of my scant, public school exposure to “semper ubi sub ubi.”