Comments on: Hover & Flow(chart)

By: A. Wolf

A. Wolf — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:12:18 +0000

Damn! I never see these in the ladies’ restrooms. I’d love to add in the third option that applies to me: –> [If nobody else is in the bathroom I stand up, because I am a shemale...but at least I'm smart enough to lift the lid first.]

By: jude

jude — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 08:13:51 +0000

Trust me, we can tell the difference between “flush splash” and urine.

By: Mallory

Mallory — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:41:52 +0000

Sorry, but sitting on public toilet seats is fucking gross.

By: DarkSock

DarkSock — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 04:27:31 +0000

I peed in a horse once.

By: zhangss

zhangss — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:17:17 +0000

http://50。gd/1k

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:17:59 +0000

I tried to find a clip of the space station toilet instructions scene from 2001

No dice, but would this thing work for our germophobic population, hovering nearby ? Tell your office managers. Xmas is on the way.
http://bit.ly/tFlzsJ

By: Colin Purrington

Colin Purrington — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 14:59:01 +0000

This needs to be made available as downloadable, printable PDF. Love it.

By: Bonnie

Bonnie — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:48:15 +0000

Hannah,

“Butt-to-butt contact ickiness” has no relation to handshaking. I don’t want traces of your piss on my body, whether it’s on the hand or the thigh or the butt. It’s nasty. Would you wash your arm if you got someone’s piss on it? Of course you would. Hey, if you want to sit on my piss, go right ahead, but don’t be pissed at those of us who don’t want to sit on yours. Get over it.

By: hannah

hannah — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:23:20 +0000

luv u, Haterade

for me this is almost a political issue. there are absolutely no decent pro-hovering arguments that don’t have to do with a neurotic, unjustified “squick” reaction that neurotic people feel they’re entitled to a. have and b. treat as valid. as for the “butt-to-butt” contact ickiness… sorry you don’t live in a box, dear, do you pull plastic gloves out every time you shake hands with someone too? get over it

like haterade said, hovering and squatting are COMPLETELY different. hovering = extreme tension of a bunch of muscles and weird angles in intestines. sitting = most muscles relaxed but intestines still at a weird angle. squatting = a bunch of muscles relaxed, intestines angled perfectly for emitting poo, and your pee goes straight downwards. holes in the ground are by far the most optimal toilet design! squatting is awesome! if only america/canada would catch on!

hovering, though: totally insane. i can’t believe how widespread it is. depressing

By: Empedocles

Empedocles — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:49:46 +0000

I think that reading the word ‘ass-gasket’ has been the highlight of my day so far. Thank you for bringing me joy, Kitty.

By: Assilem

Assilem — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 06:32:38 +0000

Spraying with vinegar than hydrogen peroxide disinfects as thoroughly as bleach.

By: Assilem

Assilem — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 06:19:06 +0000

I’m still confused by how hovering gives you a uti. How ever do they survive in third world countries, parts of Asia, people who camp…

By: shesajem

shesajem — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:07:16 +0000

I need this sign to take with me to every public bathroom in my area.

By: vitrolicbump

vitrolicbump — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:58:46 +0000

Actually, if God is omnipresent, He would be. Which is why it was freaky getting off when I was Catholic. Now I can do anything I damn well please cuz He’s not lurking over my shoulder, watching me play.