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• #1   infant tyrone

  Uri (ka) Gellar counted to himself, backwards and down into a state of deep relaxation, before psychically transmitting his unique public service announcement for the night all the way to Michigan, where Savanna awoke abruptly with the refrain “Go South, young woman, go South…” rattling around prominently in her semi-consciousness.

  She attributed this odd circumstance to the fact that she had stayed up for 36 hours completing her term paper on the career of Horace Greely, went back to sleep for 12 solid hours…and she still hasn’t found the broom.

  Geez, forgot the clip…nobody’s here yet…maybe a little sleight of hand.
  The only thing that would make this one sweeter would be if John Sebastian hailed from Bend, Oregon.
  http://bit.ly/vi7xdE

  Nov 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm   rating: 1  
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• #2   Arla

  I am dying to know what that written-in source is for Inner Peace.

  Sunburgers? Sunrubbers?

  Nov 16, 2011 at 3:43 pm   rating: 5  
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  • #2.1   Grant

    It should be wasabi.

    Nov 17, 2011 at 3:49 am   rating: 1  
     

  • #2.2   Laire-Cay

    Surrogate Mothers??

    Nov 17, 2011 at 6:39 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #2.3   Janellionaire

    I thought it said “sunscreen” at first, but now all I see is SUNRUBBERS.

    Nov 21, 2011 at 12:10 pm   rating: 0  
     
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• #3   Captain Hampton

  Is tape on all four sides of a note and title case ever necessary?

  Also, does that second note say that the source of inner peace is “sunburgers”? If so, I’ve been going about this all wrong.

  Nov 16, 2011 at 3:45 pm   rating: 8  
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  • #3.1   SilentPsycho

    If there are children around, four sides are necessary. If not, you might as well have not bothered in the first place.

    Nov 16, 2011 at 5:45 pm   rating: 2  
     
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• #4   Nunavut Guy

  Looks like the door to inner peace is being guarded by a vampire bat.

  Nov 16, 2011 at 7:16 pm   rating: 8  
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  • #4.1   Grant

    It should be guarded by Agent Smith. Surely this from The Matrix?

    Nov 17, 2011 at 3:53 am   rating: 1  
     
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• #5   juju_skittles

  Is they first note saying their employees aren’t valuable? Jeez, way to improve morale….

  Nov 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm   rating: 0  
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• #6   pony girl

  I guess Savanna is not an employee. I may owe her an apology.

  Nov 16, 2011 at 9:51 pm   rating: 1  
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  • #6.1   infant tyrone

    Shaggy Cat story for you @21.1 on prev. thread

    Nov 17, 2011 at 3:41 am   rating: 1  
     

  • #6.2   Lil'

    If only Savanna could find her landlord’s magical hat, that stubborn broom would do what it’s supposed to do.

    Nov 17, 2011 at 10:43 am   rating: 3  
     
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• #7   Who passed out the Haterade?

  I get it now! The door to inner peace requires being so hostile (KEEP OUT!) and apparently not-right-in-the-head (SUNBURGERS!) that people are too scared to bother you lest you go postal.

  Nov 16, 2011 at 11:12 pm   rating: 2  
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• #8   zhangss

  http://50。gd/1k

  Nov 19, 2011 at 7:16 pm   rating: 0  
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• #9   dfgdfghdh

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  Nov 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm   rating: 0  
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