Welcome to the new employee breakroom!

November 16th, 2011 · 16 comments

Apparently only the not-so-valuable employees get banished to this closet, as spotted by Lindsey in Kansas.

(Psst, Savanna! You might want to check this place out.)

Broom closet. No valuables. Employees only!

Meanwhile, Kristi in Oregon noticed that inner peace is apparently not on the menu for the general public at this vegetarian restaurant.

The Door to Inner Peace: EMPLOYEES ONLY!

related: The Sushi Nazi

FILED UNDER: Kansas · not so much passive-aggressive · restaurant


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  • #1   infant tyrone bang

    Uri (ka) Gellar counted to himself, backwards and down into a state of deep relaxation, before psychically transmitting his unique public service announcement for the night all the way to Michigan, where Savanna awoke abruptly with the refrain “Go South, young woman, go South…” rattling around prominently in her semi-consciousness.

    She attributed this odd circumstance to the fact that she had stayed up for 36 hours completing her term paper on the career of Horace Greely, went back to sleep for 12 solid hours…and she still hasn’t found the broom.

    Geez, forgot the clip…nobody’s here yet…maybe a little sleight of hand.
    The only thing that would make this one sweeter would be if John Sebastian hailed from Bend, Oregon.
    http://bit.ly/vi7xdE

    Nov 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Arla

    I am dying to know what that written-in source is for Inner Peace.

    Sunburgers? Sunrubbers?

    Nov 16, 2011 at 3:43 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Grant

      It should be wasabi.

      Nov 17, 2011 at 3:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Laire-Cay

      Surrogate Mothers??

      Nov 17, 2011 at 6:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Janellionaire

      I thought it said “sunscreen” at first, but now all I see is SUNRUBBERS.

      Nov 21, 2011 at 12:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Captain Hampton

    Is tape on all four sides of a note and title case ever necessary?

    Also, does that second note say that the source of inner peace is “sunburgers”? If so, I’ve been going about this all wrong.

    Nov 16, 2011 at 3:45 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   SilentPsycho

      If there are children around, four sides are necessary. If not, you might as well have not bothered in the first place.

      Nov 16, 2011 at 5:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Nunavut Guy

    Looks like the door to inner peace is being guarded by a vampire bat.

    Nov 16, 2011 at 7:16 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Grant

      It should be guarded by Agent Smith. Surely this from The Matrix?

      Nov 17, 2011 at 3:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   juju_skittles

    Is they first note saying their employees aren’t valuable? Jeez, way to improve morale….

    Nov 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   pony girl

    I guess Savanna is not an employee. I may owe her an apology.

    Nov 16, 2011 at 9:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   infant tyrone bang

      Shaggy Cat story for you @21.1 on prev. thread :-)

      Nov 17, 2011 at 3:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Lil'

      If only Savanna could find her landlord’s magical hat, that stubborn broom would do what it’s supposed to do.

      Nov 17, 2011 at 10:43 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Who passed out the Haterade?

    I get it now! The door to inner peace requires being so hostile (KEEP OUT!) and apparently not-right-in-the-head (SUNBURGERS!) that people are too scared to bother you lest you go postal.

    Nov 16, 2011 at 11:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   zhangss bang

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    Nov 19, 2011 at 7:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Nov 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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