Apparently Meaghan’s roommates weren’t happy with how she disposed of her bang trimmings in the recycling bin. But c’mon, at least she didn’t leave em in the sink or the shower drain, right? Or…maybe she was confused about how the whole “locks of love” thing works? Or…aww, screw it. Can’t you bitches all just get along?
related: Dear mother of hair baby…
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#1
thrall
At least they made it abundantly clear they’re referring to MEAGHAN. It would not do to be confused…
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:18 pm rating: 12
#2
Mary
Hair might not be, but roommates sure are!
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:22 pm rating: 25
#3
Wrench
Good lord. “Mean girls” was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a guidebook.
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:23 pm rating: 49
#4
Dizzy
Hair, of course, is “recycleable”. Auschwitz had a booming trade in stuffed mattresses.
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:30 pm rating: 11
#5
Anruiishi
Team hair recycler* here.
Good lord her roomate is a bitch. Although – some people have this type of relationship with their friends, thought I doubt this is the case here. Or the note wouldn’t have landed on this site.
All else aside, the hair would have gone unnoticed by the crew that collects the recycling. I promise you they don’t check that closely. If my daughters filth-filled diapers and my roommates Wal-Mart bags full of cigarette butts can make it through no problem – then the hair doesn’t matter at all.
* – Yes, I am aware that “recycler” is not an actual word.
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:36 pm rating: 11
#6
shesajem
I think its time for peroxide in their shampoo bottles!!
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:37 pm rating: 9
#7
Karla
This is great. Sometimes the best way to make a point is to make a rude joke out of it….sometimes.
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:41 pm rating: 0
#8
infant tyrone
She had eaten an O Henry candy bar once, so Meaghan thought she could breeze through The Gift of the Magi without investing in the Cliffs Notes.
The sympathetic magic angle having been a bust on the American Lit.
final exam, Meaghan decided to dispose of her troubles by curling up with Crowley’s Diary of a Drug Fiend, a move that brought her back into the good graces of her roommates…but they still hated her new haircut.
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:44 pm rating: 9
#9
shwo!
Hair might not be recyclable, but it is a renewable resource. Although for me it’s less and less so each year.
Dec 4, 2011 at 9:01 pm rating: 21
#10
Debkatz
I think there are far worse things that get thrown in the recycle bin…like….room mate birth control pills…
Dec 4, 2011 at 9:35 pm rating: 7
#11
AC
Who spells Megan with a ‘H’ ?
Dec 4, 2011 at 10:58 pm rating: 8
#12
lili
I’m pretty obsessive about trash-sorting. My two year old can say, “wecycwing ow compope?”
But it doesn’t matter if you throw compost in my recycling.
I’m not going to call you a bitch.
I’m not going to wish evil on you.
Not even if you do it more than once.
Not even if you do it on purpose.
I might put out a separate trash bag if you refuse to sort, so that I can at least sort my own, and that’s not passive-aggressive, that’s assertive compromise. But even if I didn’t have time for that…
The note writers have issues. I hope Meaghan can get a new room soon.
Dec 4, 2011 at 11:08 pm rating: 23
#13
Penultimate
Hair recycler should toss her pubes in there next.
Dec 4, 2011 at 11:24 pm rating: 10
#14
toadiefireball
She should start leaving gifts of hair trimmings all over the house.
Dec 4, 2011 at 11:53 pm rating: 3
#15
Canthz_B
Thankfully, hair (like room mates) is biodegradable and, if properly distributed throughout the outgoing trash, will be picked up by the Sanitation Department without any unwanted notice.
Dec 5, 2011 at 12:53 am rating: 5
#16
Randy
Bet that environment makes for some interesting evenings discussions around the dinner table.
Dec 5, 2011 at 6:24 am rating: 2
#17
Matilda
My return note;
“Dear roommates,
Prepare to find random pubes in your toothbrush, on your pillow, in your coffee cup, your hairbrush & your box of Q-Tips.
Love, Meaghan”
Dec 5, 2011 at 11:28 am rating: 5
#18
Jami
Dear Note Writer,
Hair is compostible. It’s good for the garden. The proteins in hair encourages healthy plant growth.
Sincerely,
Gardener
Dec 5, 2011 at 11:41 am rating: 11
#19
Quite Contrary
Oh, ffs, if the roommates names begin with N and B, respectively, was it really necessary to a. call Meaghan out by her full name instead of simply M or even “Roomie” and b. call her a bitch on top of that? Because, really, I’m sure that Meghan would not have been able to figure out the note was addressed to her if not for the simple fact that SHE DIDN’T WRITE IT?
Dec 5, 2011 at 4:43 pm rating: 4
#20
Dr. Frank Knight
“Fair tresses man’s imperial race ensnare,
And beauty draws us with a single hair.”
Alexander Pope
The Rape of the Lock
cto. 2, l. 27-8
Dec 5, 2011 at 5:24 pm rating: 0
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