As amused as Emily in Houston was by this item description at the local Salvation Army store, she had to empathize a bit with the poor sucker who wrote it. (“The desk really was large and heavy-looking,” she says.)
related: We don’t want your ugly couches and heavy desks.
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#1
Tracy
Yeah…. I can’t WAIT to cart that one home. NOT.
Dec 4, 2011 at 7:31 pm rating: 1
#2
amy
oh my god, this is probably my old desk.
I’m in texas, and we donated the HEAVIEST DESK IN THE WORLD to salvation army not that long ago.
Dec 4, 2011 at 7:34 pm rating: 13
#3
juju_skittles
I would like more judgement implied than just capitals for HEAVY though. Maybe JEEZ, IT’S HEAVY. Oh, maybe not at the Salvos though. How about WHALE OF A DESK? No still not enough PA for me…How about APPARENTLY STILL CARRIES PREVIOUS OWNER’S BAGGAGE? I give up. Anyone?
Dec 4, 2011 at 7:43 pm rating: 5
#4
shesajem
What desk with go lovely next to my wife – the ball breaker..
Dec 4, 2011 at 7:56 pm rating: 3
#5
infant tyrone
Along with the key in that file drawer are 75 Pat Benatar vinyl LP’s
http://bit.ly/rDXaGw
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:28 pm rating: 0
#6
shwo!
It’s not Heavy Desk. It’s Heavy D, Esq.
Dec 4, 2011 at 8:56 pm rating: 19
#7
Canthz_B
Poor saps were trying to carry my desk and my typewriter at the same time.
It ain’t heavy, it’s my Brother.
Dec 5, 2011 at 12:41 am rating: 7
#8
Canthz_B
Dude, have you read what’s scratched into this desk?
Yeah, Man…I’m digging on it.
That’s one heavy desk!!
Must have been in a philosophy classroom!
Dec 5, 2011 at 12:44 am rating: 3
#9
travispippens
Reminds me of the joke comedian Dave Attell said about getting advice from a one tooth man. He said he would rather get advice from a one legged man.
One legged man: “Elevator’s down!”
Dave Attell: “Thanks one legged man!”
One legged man: “Slippery out!”
Dec 5, 2011 at 9:30 am rating: 0
#10
wright1
As someone who’s moved a lot of heavy furniture and appliances, Team Notewriter…
Dec 5, 2011 at 12:38 pm rating: 1
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