Welcome to the set of Mean Girls: Orlando!
The initial note:
And the response…
related: Oh sweetie, I love it when you talk dirty!
FILED UNDER: Christmas · cleaning · holiday spirit · nice stationery · Orlando · roommates · sarcasm
Team “Cleanup Before You Create More to Cleanup After Dec. 25″ . . . despite the missing “nd”.
Dec 5, 2011 at 6:50 pm rating: 23
Funny that ‘Angel’ is less into Christmas than Steph
Dec 5, 2011 at 6:53 pm rating: 21
Maybe her attitude towards Christmas is “Been there, done that, appeared in a great company of the heavenly host, praising God.”
Dec 5, 2011 at 11:09 pm rating: 17
Plus, remember that Angel did all that at The Original Christmas.
Once you’ve been front row center at an actual virgin birth…well…
Harry & David’s best stuff isn’t going to send you into ethereal bliss,
and don’t even bother with that seasonal potpourri from the local mall.
Dec 6, 2011 at 12:21 am rating: 14
A clean apartment is nice, and if Angel thinks someone isn’t doing their part she should not being such a grumpy asshole about it. But then I guess if it weren’t for losers like Angel, this Web site wouldn’t exist.
Dec 5, 2011 at 7:26 pm rating: 8
What’s wrong? Your mom make you clean up your ‘pad’ in her basement?
Dec 5, 2011 at 9:09 pm rating: 44
Could you have come up with a more cliche joke?
Anyway, Steph’s note was totally reasonable, friendly, etc., and Angel decided to be passive aggressive jerk about something totally unrelated in response.
Dec 5, 2011 at 10:29 pm rating: 28
Your mom must have really yelled at you to get that room cleaned, eh? Oops sorry, didn’t realize Angel and Steph lived in your mom’s basement with you so you know all the details of their situation…or are you just projecting your own insecurities upon it?
Dec 5, 2011 at 11:03 pm rating: 22
Don’t go to Adam’s basement apartment. He’s probably got rats living in piles of rotted food. Good thing he has dear old mom to do his laundry for him, or he’d never have any clean underwear!
Dec 6, 2011 at 8:45 am rating: 10
Oh, and wanting to clean existing messes before making more is hardly “unrelated.” Now go take a nap, you’re cranky.
Dec 6, 2011 at 8:45 am rating: 23
Put Santa hats on that rats, let that rotted food grow a nice coating of fluffy white mold, and thereyago.
Dec 6, 2011 at 9:59 am rating: 13
Whoa, since when is Steph’s note reasonable and friendly? “I’m going to decorate/add extra clutter based on my own ideas and traditions and passive-aggressively demand you pony up cash so I can make an extra mess of the place”. Sorry, but I’m pretty firmly on team Angel here.
Dec 6, 2011 at 1:00 pm rating: 29
Silly, the decorations hide the mess. Then later the mess hides the decorations. Geology was founded on this principle.
Dec 5, 2011 at 7:31 pm rating: 93
Dec 6, 2011 at 10:12 am rating: 13
I think I’m more amused at the title of this post than anything. I too am Team Angel,
Dec 5, 2011 at 7:37 pm rating: 10
OMG that Donnie Darko reference is the best! I’m using it from now on~
Dec 5, 2011 at 7:53 pm rating: 10
i loved the Donnie Darko reference too!
Dec 7, 2011 at 9:39 pm rating: 0
Nice jazz hands. I got a spirit finger for you, right here.
Dec 5, 2011 at 8:20 pm rating: 8
Suggestion for Steph: pick the junk up, put it in a box for Angel, wrap it and place under tree. Problem solved!
Dec 5, 2011 at 8:29 pm rating: 14
Hahah I completely forgot about Sparkle Motion.
Dec 5, 2011 at 8:33 pm rating: 1
You weren’t committed to it enough.
Dec 6, 2011 at 8:39 am rating: 17
This apartment needs less obnoxious stationary and magnets! Care to chip in?
Dec 5, 2011 at 10:40 pm rating: 29
Old Uncle Toe
I foresee a Christmas tree gaily decorated with junk mail, fast food containers and Diet Pepsi cans; and a tree skirt constructed of dirty laundry.
Dec 5, 2011 at 10:42 pm rating: 16
Done with a heavy hand of humor, trees like that are a blast. Our first Christmas as a married couple, we were broke. We were able to buy a little fake tree, but couldn’t afford much of anything to put on it. We ended up using our pet snake’s shed skins as garland, random things as ornaments (including a can of potted meat food product), and topped it all off with a fake skull.
Dec 6, 2011 at 8:42 am rating: 12
I’m taking bets that Steph has an Angel atop her tree this year.
Not a pretty picture either, if you think about how best to mount the tree-topper.
Dec 5, 2011 at 11:03 pm rating: 7
Somehow the phrase Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer appeared.
I probably could trace the etymology, but I definitely won’t.
Dec 6, 2011 at 12:29 am rating: 1
Whose side would Mickey be on? That’s the question you always have to ask yourself.
If you don’t know the answer, then I’m afraid you don’t have enough novelty magnets.
Dec 5, 2011 at 11:54 pm rating: 5
As someone who hid in the bathroom to avoid h.s. pep rallies, I refuse to have any spirit that I cannot pour into a glass and consume.
Dec 6, 2011 at 12:02 am rating: 37
I slipped out and went home early, since I only lived a few blocks away.
Dec 6, 2011 at 5:35 am rating: 6
Let’s hang angels from the balcony.
Dec 6, 2011 at 3:50 am rating: 2
They both seem annoying, but I’ll have to go with Team Angel because I dislike Christmas and people who try to force its ‘spirit’ on me. Also people who don’t clean up their own mess.
Dec 6, 2011 at 5:03 am rating: 13
They should give each other stationary and pink pens for Christmas. I forsee a long tradition of passive aggressive notes for pretty much every roommate dispute.
Dec 6, 2011 at 8:43 am rating: 6
Hey! Ba-Ba-Re-Bop (Hey! Ba-Ba-Re-Bop)
Put up a treetop! (Hey! Ba-Ba-Re-Bop)
Help out a clean up! (Hey! Ba-Ba-Re-Bop)
Yes, this Christmas blows
Dec 6, 2011 at 10:18 am rating: 3
This makes me wonder what kind of mess is being referred to. Are we talking about a few soiled dishes on the counter or a slaughtered goat in the bathroom?
The Disney World stationary and magnets are a nice touch, although Angel’s disregard for ruling lines worries me.
Dec 6, 2011 at 10:21 am rating: 6
Oh yeah. Not writing within the lines, disregarding Christmas. That Angel’s a wild one.
Dec 6, 2011 at 2:03 pm rating: 7
I am shocked at how many people are Team Angel. I’m going to have to go Team Steph on this one.
Yeah she should clean up her mess, but that was an unecessary attack in note form. I imagine poor Steph reading the new note and being simply crushed. Way to ruin Christmas Angel.
Dec 6, 2011 at 12:53 pm rating: 6
You can’t ruin Christmas. It can’t possibly suck any more than it already does.
Dec 6, 2011 at 1:14 pm rating: 14
The near-identical girly handwriting has me dizzy!
Dec 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm rating: 16
Yeah … I’m embarrassed to say how long I spent looking at them both trying to prove that Steph and Angel are the same person — because Angel’s printing is too suspiciously like Steph’s cursive.
Dec 6, 2011 at 10:01 pm rating: 9
What would be awesome is if they were identical twins.
Dec 7, 2011 at 8:29 am rating: 4
Hangon… the hand writing is practically the same. The only difference is in the second note, the person has made a attempt not to join up the letters.
Fake in my opinion. Shame.
Dec 7, 2011 at 9:58 pm rating: 6
Could it be a poor little schizophrenic girl? O_O
Dec 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm rating: 0
Definitely two different authors — although close, the give-away is the ‘s.’
Dec 13, 2011 at 9:22 pm rating: 0
I think I actually know the girl involved I have a friend “Steph” recently moved to Orlando working at WDW and this looks like her handwriting on the 1st note. I know she does not get along with her roomie & more impt I know she can be a slob which would justify the note. SO this is freaking hilarious to me!
Dec 14, 2011 at 11:52 am rating: 4
Both those notes were written by the same people….
Dec 18, 2011 at 12:19 am rating: 0
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