Comments on: Christmas lights manufactured by a particularly hardcore Elf on the Shelf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:59:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: auroravii http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-405138 auroravii Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:17:12 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-405138 Made in China. Obviously communist propaganda! Made in China. Obviously communist propaganda!

]]> By: Kittymama http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404540 Kittymama Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:09:30 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404540 from the "About Us" page: "Above all, we believe that honesty is the best policy for doing business with all our customers." Brutal, brutal honesty. from the "Replacements" page: "The warranty is void if unit is tampered with, improperly installed, or subject to misuse, negligence, or accidental damage." Or if user focuses narrowly on himself or sacrifices others. from "Terms and Conditions": "We apologize for occasional back orders." We all make mistakes, especially with prices this CRAZY! from the “About Us” page:
“Above all, we believe that honesty is the best policy for doing business with all our customers.” Brutal, brutal honesty.

from the “Replacements” page:
“The warranty is void if unit is tampered with, improperly installed, or subject to misuse, negligence, or accidental damage.” Or if user focuses narrowly on himself or sacrifices others.

from “Terms and Conditions”:
“We apologize for occasional back orders.” We all make mistakes, especially with prices this CRAZY!

]]> By: Mr.Nick http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404461 Mr.Nick Sun, 18 Dec 2011 06:31:42 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404461 Probably a photochop. However, Chinese to English translation isn't exactly perfect. I suppose that's why that junk ends up in the dollar stores and not Wal Mart.. Probably a photochop. However, Chinese to English translation isn’t exactly perfect.

I suppose that’s why that junk ends up in the dollar stores and not Wal Mart..

]]> By: logos http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404447 logos Sun, 18 Dec 2011 00:43:16 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404447 The fact that you think Buddhism consists of crazy ideas makes me want to call you a nut, and rightly so. The fact that you think Buddhism consists of crazy ideas makes me want to call you a nut, and rightly so.

]]> By: Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404354 Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:29:00 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404354 China is still a very poor country; it just so happens that the Chinese government have a lot of capital to throw around. It's easy for a government to have a lot of money when the government has ALL the money and they keep 70% of their population living below the UN-defined poverty line. China is still a very poor country; it just so happens that the Chinese government have a lot of capital to throw around. It’s easy for a government to have a lot of money when the government has ALL the money and they keep 70% of their population living below the UN-defined poverty line.

]]> By: Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404353 Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:23:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404353 I don't think it does suck any of the crazy out of it, FeRD. Being very very old and very very popular does not make crazy ideas less crazy. If Buddhism didn't exist and I invented it, you'd call me a nut; and rightly so. I don’t think it does suck any of the crazy out of it, FeRD. Being very very old and very very popular does not make crazy ideas less crazy. If Buddhism didn’t exist and I invented it, you’d call me a nut; and rightly so.

]]> By: Palomon http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404304 Palomon Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:46:45 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404304 "That lump is cancer." Apologies to P&T “That lump is cancer.”

Apologies to P&T

]]> By: infanttyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404303 infanttyrone Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:23:54 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404303 And if 100 clear bulbs still leave you hungry for enlightenment... http://christiandollarstore.com/50piecbibver.html And if 100 clear bulbs still leave you hungry for enlightenment…
http://christiandollarstore.com/50piecbibver.html

]]> By: FeRD http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404299 FeRD Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:57:04 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404299 China's economy is <i>built</i> on our piggy capitalist ways! Exploiting our neurotic materialism by feeding us an endless supply of cheap consumer crap is how they've achieved greatness. Doubt they'd want to mess up a good thing. :-) China’s economy is built on our piggy capitalist ways! Exploiting our neurotic materialism by feeding us an endless supply of cheap consumer crap is how they’ve achieved greatness. Doubt they’d want to mess up a good thing. :-)

]]> By: FeRD http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404298 FeRD Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:42:40 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404298 Always been <i>my</i> orgy policy! Always been my orgy policy!

]]> By: Jami http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404280 Jami Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:20:27 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404280 Well, they are made in China which is a Communist country. So perhaps this is a "take this you capitalist pigs" crack? Well, they are made in China which is a Communist country. So perhaps this is a “take this you capitalist pigs” crack?

]]> By: arm2008 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404279 arm2008 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:14:59 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404279 So, where are the 2nd and 4th quotes from? Dalai Lama's 18 rules for living large? So, where are the 2nd and 4th quotes from? Dalai Lama’s 18 rules for living large?

]]> By: Dr. Frank Knight http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404271 Dr. Frank Knight Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:02:43 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404271 The first and third quotes are originally from the Dalai Lama's 18 Rules for Living, apparently. Interesting if the bulbs and such are from China. The first and third quotes are originally from the Dalai Lama’s 18 Rules for Living, apparently.

Interesting if the bulbs and such are from China.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/13/xmas-lights-of-doom/comment-page-1/#comment-404270 The Elf Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:38:04 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19989#comment-404270 My favorite was "You are good with animals." In bed? My favorite was “You are good with animals.”

In bed?

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