It’s a PAN miracle! After reaching a hilltop on a holiday hike, Mary in Phoenix found this decorated desert tree.
Upon closer inspection, Mary noticed this (only slightly cranky) message from “Merry Terry.”
Altogether now, everyone…
related: Thank You Terry!
24 responses so far ↓
#1
tch tch
It even looks like he was randomly throwing stuff at the tree in his anger.
Dec 19, 2011 at 6:47 pm rating: 20
#2
FeRD
What’s “SA4S”? Is that Terry’s membership code or callsign or something, with Passive-Aggressives Anonymous?
Dec 19, 2011 at 6:58 pm rating: 2
#3
Quite Contrary
If Merry Terry wanted help, why the f**k did he decorate a tree on the top of a hilltop? Why didn’t he just go buy a prelit fake tree from K-Mart?
Dec 19, 2011 at 7:03 pm rating: 7
#4
quat
Way to be merry, Terry. Where did you stash the vodka bottle?
Dec 19, 2011 at 7:15 pm rating: 5
#5
Nick
Terry does sound like he needs help.
Dec 19, 2011 at 8:06 pm rating: 16
#6
Joanna
Ohhh man. I definitely commented on the original “Thank you Terry!” posts…! Ahh, memories.
Dec 19, 2011 at 8:28 pm rating: 7
#7
raskolnikov
Actually, I think “I expect some help next year” is a jokey way of saying “please feel free to contribute.”
Dec 19, 2011 at 9:33 pm rating: 10
#8
Bea
Spontaneity is a wonderful thing! Love this tree. Now I’m considering doing this around here somewhere! Thanks Terry!
Dec 19, 2011 at 9:51 pm rating: 6
#9
Jami
Why do you assume Terry’s a guy? I’ve known more women named Terry then men.
So maybe Merry Terry was PMSing when she “decorated” the tree?
Dec 19, 2011 at 10:34 pm rating: 3
#10
Dr. Frank Knight
Through all the wonderful, eventful centuries….God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But He cannot save them from fools.
~John Muir
Dec 19, 2011 at 10:58 pm rating: 24
#11
aaa
Terry doesn’t seem very merry at all. Maybe s/he should switch over to Festivus.
Dec 19, 2011 at 11:36 pm rating: 8
#12
Turtleoneness
The Christmas balls were f*ckin’ delicious!
Dec 20, 2011 at 4:00 am rating: 2
#13
Grinch
This seems to be a dry area. This ornaments seem to reflect sun light. I let you connect the dots:
DRY + SUN + REFLECTANT SURFACES
Yes !
This means danger of FOUR, I mean FIVE, I mean FIRE!!!!
Dec 20, 2011 at 4:18 am rating: 4
#14
han_solo
This made me think of a rape tree. I’m troubled.
Dec 20, 2011 at 4:40 am rating: 0
#15
unsatisfied
merry terry,
if you are going to call yourself “merry terry” there, terry….shouldn’t you at least be actually merry?
quite contrary, merry terry.
Dec 20, 2011 at 3:20 pm rating: 4
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