Below: the first of many heartbreaking childhood disappointments to come for Kaeton’s six-year-old cousin, Laylah.
related: Possibly the best Tooth Fairy letters of all time
extra credit: Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus
Below: the first of many heartbreaking childhood disappointments to come for Kaeton’s six-year-old cousin, Laylah.
related: Possibly the best Tooth Fairy letters of all time
extra credit: Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus
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#1
Phyllis
You can’t handle the truth!
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:17 pm rating: 90
#2
North Carolina
First!
…in flight?
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:21 pm rating: 90
#3
Edith
I can’t handle the CUTE!
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:22 pm rating: 90
#4
unsatisfied
glad that I don’t have to contribute the obligatory line from “a few good men.”
but, I do have to ask….
“Kaeton”???
“Laylah”???
really?
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm rating: 90
#5
The Elf
Poor Laylah. Next she’ll find out that finger painting the walls isn’t as adorable as she thought it was.
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm rating: 90
#6
lupanime
Dear Laylah,
We received an e-mail from Tooth Fairy, and she says she hasn’t visited you because she is spending some time with her new boyfriend Santa. She is using your teeth to build toys for the poor kids, go figure.
Love,
Moma and Paw
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:32 pm rating: 90
#7
Ben Rene
She wants to know the tooth! (someone was bound to do it!)
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:38 pm rating: 90
#8
dwmdm
What the fuck is this world coming to that people actually have the names “Kaeton” and “Laylah”??
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:39 pm rating: 90
#9
Quite Contrary
When the Tooth Fairy forgot to visit my friend’s daughter, my friend responded that she forgot to call 1-800-TOOTHFAIRY to make an appointment. Problem solved!
Dec 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm rating: 90
#10
farcical aquatic ceremony
Awww, I <3 "knodded"! It's such a cute sign that this kid has entered the grown-up world, where such figures as Santa and the Tooth Fairy DON'T exist, but useless 'silent' letters DO!
Dec 20, 2011 at 3:13 pm rating: 90
#11
Shesajem
Okay well the truth is the tooth fairy, Santa and the Easter bunny are all dead and buried in the backyard and only come out when you’ve been very naughty!!
Dec 20, 2011 at 4:03 pm rating: 90
#12
We shall speak Anon
Laylah, you’ve got me hiding teeth
Laylah, I’m lying to Kaeton’s niece
Laylah, knodding doesn’t ease my Fairy’s mind…
Dec 20, 2011 at 4:30 pm rating: 90
#13
Incredible Nickname
That’s some impressive writing for one so young. And hella cute!
Dec 20, 2011 at 8:07 pm rating: 90
#14
Jenn
I figured this out at the age of 7 when I was looking through my dad’s desk for a pair of scissors. Instead, I found one of those plastic treat machine globes filled with teeth. A very sweet (if a little weird) gesture on dad’s part that led to his undoing.
Dec 20, 2011 at 10:30 pm rating: 90
#15
Dr. Frank Knight
Imagine Laylah’s disappointment when she finds that Moma and Paw are only bobble-headed knodders.
Dec 21, 2011 at 8:02 am rating: 90
#16
Lil'
When I asked my mom what the tooth fairy does with the teeth, she told me she makes dentures. She sells the dentures to old people, and that’s how she can afford to pay the kids. I think she must have been planning for that question for years. Luckily for her, I asked while I was still too young to visualize old people with baby teeth and blow her cover.
Dec 21, 2011 at 10:22 am rating: 90
#17
CaptainC
If my parents just nodded and made a weird face when I asked about something I’d have been pissed.
Dec 21, 2011 at 12:13 pm rating: 90
#18
Robert
Another member of the Toother movement.
Dec 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm rating: 90
#19
kaeton
Yeah, I’m the one who posted this..It’s not fake.
And YES, Kaeton is a weird name.. I get that from people all the time. And it is also weird to me that my little cousins call their mom “ma” and their dad “paw” but hey, whatever floats their boats..
Dec 22, 2011 at 2:39 am rating: 90
#20
Lucile
Pretty well-written for a six-year-old. *nods head in approval*
Dec 22, 2011 at 5:37 am rating: 90
#21
Poltergeist
See? This is a cute note, not the ones that read “Toothfairy, you’re late and I’m entitled so you owe me interest on my dollar even though I only deserve a penny.”
Dec 29, 2011 at 11:41 pm rating: 90
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