Comments on: I just want to know the truth!

By: Nila

Nila — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 06:26:37 +0000

Maybe she melts the baby teeth down to make the old people teeth.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:41:41 +0000

See? This is a cute note, not the ones that read “Toothfairy, you’re late and I’m entitled so you owe me interest on my dollar even though I only deserve a penny.”

By: drsnacks

drsnacks — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 18:53:00 +0000

Good thing ridiculing names (inherently superficial and mostly not self-chosen) is acceptable enough for people silly enough to do so to out themselves as being as clueless and uneducated as they assume their target is.

By: Lucile

Lucile — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:37:53 +0000

Pretty well-written for a six-year-old. *nods head in approval*

By: kaeton

kaeton — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:39:49 +0000

Yeah, I’m the one who posted this..It’s not fake.
And YES, Kaeton is a weird name.. I get that from people all the time. And it is also weird to me that my little cousins call their mom “ma” and their dad “paw” but hey, whatever floats their boats..

By: liliboo

liliboo — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:21:50 +0000

Why is “Laylah” spelled wrong? That’s the Persian / Arabic transliteration and quite common.

Too bad for people who think that English should have about 250 names spelled the same way throughout the entire population. You lost that battle a long time ago.

By: dwmdm

dwmdm — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:31:42 +0000

To Ashes,
First, they’re my initials. Second, learn how to use commas.

Yours in Christ,
dwmdm

By: infanttyrone

infanttyrone — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:01:55 +0000

They smile patronizingly and call us “dentally unbalanced”….

Slap each other on the back and make “incisive” remarks about how our theories depend on the existence of moles, and how although we’re not exactly slaves to our beliefs, the term “indentured servitude” might apply.

OK, maybe we’re like canines and hear things they don’t.
But we know what we know…it was an inside job.

By: Sensible Madness

Sensible Madness — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:16:30 +0000

Sure, it’s hilarious until the kid actually decides to call that number and it turns out to be a phone sex line.

By: kermit

kermit — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:13:43 +0000

I never bought the tooth fairy story at all and my mom didn’t try to push it on me. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are kinda believable because as a kid it’s easy to envision strangers giving you lots and lots of presents for being “good”.

But with the tooth fairy, you get a measly coin and there’s no mention of you getting more money if you’re good or if your tooth is especially nice.

By: infanttyrone

infanttyrone — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:48:44 +0000

When did this site morph from PAN to Dental Kinbaku ?

Well, different strokes I reckon…
Just remember to leave enough on one end for the doorknob.

By: spicytunakitty

spicytunakitty — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:24:37 +0000

You mean “tooth”!

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:04:40 +0000

Another member of the Toother movement.

By: Amy in Toronto

Amy in Toronto — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:51:27 +0000

Laylah may be a variant of Leila or Lila, both of which are fairly traditional Hawaiian and Hebrew names, respectively.