Writes Mimi in Toronto: “Me being 17 and my brother being 19, we weren’t particularly interested in doing the whole ‘leave Santa provisions’ charade on Christmas Eve. Our mother took offense to our lack of Christmas spirit, and we awoke the next morning to this note, along with some half eaten cookies and carrots.”
related: All I want for Christmas
27 responses so far ↓
#1
Cuthbert Rumbold
Mimi, you have a very cool Mom.
Dec 23, 2011 at 7:20 pm rating: 70
#2
KDW
That mother is awesome. I have to remember that when my kid is old enough to think he is “too cool” for Christmas and Santa!
Dec 23, 2011 at 7:26 pm rating: 19
#3
Olivia
Santa swears. Awesome.
Dec 23, 2011 at 7:30 pm rating: 34
#4
Hellakitty
That’s pretty wack of Santa to bitch abou the cookie and carrots, then leave them–not even half-eaten–on the plate. I’m sure he is well aware of the starving children all over the world. This is a tough economy, worldwide. The very least he could do is bring the leftovers to someone who has little to eat.
Dec 23, 2011 at 7:39 pm rating: 51
#5
Lily
Wait, is this note also written on the back of wrapping paper? Like the last note? Is this a Canadian thing? I’ll have to remember to write any future PANs on wrapping paper to keep up with my fellow countrymen/women!
Dec 23, 2011 at 8:20 pm rating: 14
#6
nami
For Santa to have passive aggressively raided the cookie jar and the fridge for some veggies and milk- he must have been desperate or had a long day of delivering presents.
Dec 23, 2011 at 10:59 pm rating: 4
#7
roesmoker
I think you mean, ‘Thank you very little’!
Dec 23, 2011 at 11:16 pm rating: 2
#8
infanttyrone
Maybe Mom should give Mimi and Ben a copy of http://amzn.to/roJggK along with a reminder that one of Santa’s reindeer is named “Donner”.
Sometimes just a little bit of ambiguity can help clear things right up.
Dec 24, 2011 at 3:15 am rating: 0
#9
Melissa
I never understood why he needed cookies at EVERY house. That seemed like an awful lot of cookies and he was sure to have a tummy ache after just a few houses. Guess I was just too rational.
Dec 24, 2011 at 4:07 am rating: 29
#10
Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff
That’s Santa alright; dropping F-bombs left, right and centre.
Dec 24, 2011 at 4:15 am rating: 19
#11
jetjackson
Maybe it is time to tell Mum that Santa isn’t real…
Dec 24, 2011 at 4:37 am rating: 31
#12
havingfitz
My parents always made me leave beer for Santa. My father said that after all that milk, he would be in the mood for something better, and I’d get better gifts as a sign of appreciation. Luckily for me, he and my father both liked Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Dec 24, 2011 at 8:39 am rating: 53
#13
Dr. Frank Knight
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
George Carlin
Dec 24, 2011 at 4:29 pm rating: 26
#14
Xyzzy
Mimi’s mom should give lessons in how to be an awesome parent, or at least in how to handle disappointment with offspring in ways that are pleasantly memorable.
(I hope Mimi shares this URL with her mom so she can see the comments… Parents like that deserve all the applause they can get.)
Dec 24, 2011 at 10:19 pm rating: 11
#15
Palomon
I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ sleigh!
Dec 25, 2011 at 1:56 am rating: 12
#16
Stuff Queer People Need To Know
Santa needs to chill.
Dec 26, 2011 at 9:57 am rating: 9
#17
Poltergeist
This mom is pretty cool. Not as cool as my mom, but she’s getting there.
Dec 29, 2011 at 11:05 pm rating: 0
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