Comments on: Mad Santa http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 16 May 2013 08:25:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Oliver http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405180 Oliver Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:21:54 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-405180 I, personally, find it astounding that there are so many- allegedly ADULT; allegedly highly educated- people who (in spite of all of the evidence) STILL do not believe in Santa Clause. I, personally, find it astounding that there are so many- allegedly ADULT; allegedly highly educated- people who (in spite of all of the evidence) STILL do not believe in Santa Clause.

]]> By: Poltergeist http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405178 Poltergeist Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:10:16 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-405178 Santa has to breathe into a machine in order to start up his sleigh because of your enabling bastard father and his tempting alcoholic offerings. I hope he's happy (because Santa sure is every time he stumbles out of your chimney.) Santa has to breathe into a machine in order to start up his sleigh because of your enabling bastard father and his tempting alcoholic offerings. I hope he’s happy (because Santa sure is every time he stumbles out of your chimney.)

]]> By: Poltergeist http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405176 Poltergeist Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:05:06 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-405176 This mom is pretty cool. Not as cool as my mom, but she's getting there. This mom is pretty cool. Not as cool as my mom, but she’s getting there.

]]> By: Stuff Queer People Need To Know http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405007 Stuff Queer People Need To Know Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:57:20 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-405007 Santa needs to chill. Santa needs to chill.

]]> By: Who passed out the Haterade? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404984 Who passed out the Haterade? Sun, 25 Dec 2011 19:36:30 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404984 Demanding that a 17- and 19-year-old believe in Santa (and F-bombing them for not doing so) does seem a bit disturbing. But she gets bonus points for writing out "Love" instead of drawing hearts. Demanding that a 17- and 19-year-old believe in Santa (and F-bombing them for not doing so) does seem a bit disturbing. But she gets bonus points for writing out “Love” instead of drawing hearts.

]]> By: Palomon http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404970 Palomon Sun, 25 Dec 2011 07:56:44 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404970 I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' sleigh! I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ sleigh!

]]> By: Xyzzy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404964 Xyzzy Sun, 25 Dec 2011 04:19:41 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404964 Mimi's mom should give lessons in how to be an awesome parent, or at least in how to handle disappointment with offspring in ways that are pleasantly memorable. (I hope Mimi shares this URL with her mom so she can see the comments... Parents like that deserve all the applause they can get.) Mimi’s mom should give lessons in how to be an awesome parent, or at least in how to handle disappointment with offspring in ways that are pleasantly memorable.

(I hope Mimi shares this URL with her mom so she can see the comments… Parents like that deserve all the applause they can get.)

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404958 The Elf Sat, 24 Dec 2011 23:28:39 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404958 My parents always had us leave an empty brandy snifter and a new bottle, because "it's cold out there and Santa needs something to warm him up." Then we'd go to bed, dreaming of dancing sugarplums or whatever, and "Santa" would lay out our presents, stuff our stockings, and drink all the brandy. As an adult, it is suddenly clear why they were less than enthusiastic about children jumping on their bed at 6am. My parents always had us leave an empty brandy snifter and a new bottle, because “it’s cold out there and Santa needs something to warm him up.” Then we’d go to bed, dreaming of dancing sugarplums or whatever, and “Santa” would lay out our presents, stuff our stockings, and drink all the brandy.

As an adult, it is suddenly clear why they were less than enthusiastic about children jumping on their bed at 6am.

]]> By: Dr. Frank Knight http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404956 Dr. Frank Knight Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:29:02 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404956 "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." George Carlin “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

George Carlin

]]> By: havingfitz http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404947 havingfitz Sat, 24 Dec 2011 14:39:20 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404947 My parents always made me leave beer for Santa. My father said that after all that milk, he would be in the mood for something better, and I'd get better gifts as a sign of appreciation. Luckily for me, he and my father both liked Pabst Blue Ribbon. My parents always made me leave beer for Santa. My father said that after all that milk, he would be in the mood for something better, and I’d get better gifts as a sign of appreciation. Luckily for me, he and my father both liked Pabst Blue Ribbon.

]]> By: jetjackson http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404944 jetjackson Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:37:02 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404944 Maybe it is time to tell Mum that Santa isn't real... Maybe it is time to tell Mum that Santa isn’t real…

]]> By: Melissa http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404943 Melissa Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:26:24 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404943 Awww! That's sweet! In that case I would have packed them to go! Awww! That’s sweet! In that case I would have packed them to go!

]]> By: Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404942 Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:17:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404942 But then again, she did call her daughter "Mimi". But then again, she did call her daughter “Mimi”.

]]> By: Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/23/mad-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-404941 Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:15:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20024#comment-404941 I guess he takes a lot of them home with him for the elves. He has a lot of toys to deliver, so his workforce must be huge. I guess he takes a lot of them home with him for the elves. He has a lot of toys to deliver, so his workforce must be huge.

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