Comments on: Thanks for throwing me under the sleigh, kids http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 16 May 2013 06:12:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Bumblebee http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405378 Bumblebee Sun, 01 Jan 2012 05:53:18 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405378 "I will always believe in you" CUTE. Almost brings a tear to my grinch eye. “I will always believe in you”
CUTE. Almost brings a tear to my grinch eye.

]]> By: t-rex http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405315 t-rex Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:10:37 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405315 Santa was on a Diet. Santa is the kid's mom, and she's on a diet. Seriously, and the reindeer are the twelve mice living under the floor boards. Santa was on a Diet. Santa is the kid’s mom, and she’s on a diet. Seriously, and the reindeer are the twelve mice living under the floor boards.

]]> By: Lady MacDuff http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405239 Lady MacDuff Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:05:24 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405239 'Scuse me? Griffin's an awesome name. ‘Scuse me? Griffin’s an awesome name.

]]> By: Steve http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405200 Steve Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:19:17 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405200 oh, seriously...what are parents for when you are a kid trying to cover your ass BUT to throw them under the bus? Kids? shit, aren't they always trying to finagle their way out of dealing with consequences? Like..."if we're just are upfront about the whole cookies vs carrot thing, we can still probably get the easy bake oven, if not the pony." Smart kids go for broke anyway. Love the note. Screw it, I still believe in Christmas. for Adults who haven't let the post modern age crush their inner fun engine there is a lot of happiness to be had. Forget the crass consumerism. just break out the sleigh. If there is no snow, break out the rum. ;) oh, seriously…what are parents for when you are a kid trying to cover your ass BUT to throw them under the bus? Kids? shit, aren’t they always trying to finagle their way out of dealing with consequences? Like…”if we’re just are upfront about the whole cookies vs carrot thing, we can still probably get the easy bake oven, if not the pony.”

Smart kids go for broke anyway. Love the note. Screw it, I still believe in Christmas. for Adults who haven’t let the post modern age crush their inner fun engine there is a lot of happiness to be had. Forget the crass consumerism. just break out the sleigh. If there is no snow, break out the rum. ;)

]]> By: Poltergeist http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405182 Poltergeist Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:28:30 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405182 Dear Santa, Naughty children are only naughty because their parents force them to be that way. I only acted like a screaming little shit because Daddy wouldn't let me shave "DOODY" onto his scalp! Seriously, place the blame where it truly belongs! Sincerely, Little Shit Dear Santa,

Naughty children are only naughty because their parents force them to be that way. I only acted like a screaming little shit because Daddy wouldn’t let me shave “DOODY” onto his scalp! Seriously, place the blame where it truly belongs!

Sincerely, Little Shit

]]> By: The White Clouds of Opium http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405114 The White Clouds of Opium Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:32:32 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405114 Scheming is a worthwhile life skill, best learned early. Scheming is a worthwhile life skill, best learned early.

]]> By: Lythande http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405078 Lythande Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:19:33 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405078 Why a fail? I have a friend who named her kid Gryphon. Seems perfectly valid to me. Of course, my real name is Lythande. Strange names are cool to me. Why a fail? I have a friend who named her kid Gryphon. Seems perfectly valid to me.

Of course, my real name is Lythande. Strange names are cool to me.

]]> By: camille http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405075 camille Wed, 28 Dec 2011 07:42:29 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405075 This is so precious! This is so precious!

]]> By: Dr. Frank Knight http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405070 Dr. Frank Knight Wed, 28 Dec 2011 02:13:46 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405070 Natalie and Griffin Nice try with the crudités; next time, though, how about some California rolls, a little hummus with pita bread and a lightly oaked Chardonnay? Santa Natalie and Griffin

Nice try with the crudités; next time, though, how about some California rolls, a little hummus with pita bread and a lightly oaked Chardonnay?

Santa

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405048 The Elf Tue, 27 Dec 2011 18:19:16 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405048 Unicorn didn't have the same ring. Unicorn didn’t have the same ring.

]]> By: nami http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405047 nami Tue, 27 Dec 2011 17:06:16 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405047 Dear Mom, Santa's not going to be happy with you. Love, the kids Dear Mom,

Santa’s not going to be happy with you.

Love, the kids

]]> By: Nunavut Guy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405046 Nunavut Guy Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:48:29 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405046 Dear Mom; If we don't get all the shit we demanded for christmas,we are calling the cops and telling them that you are running a grow-op. Love the kids Dear Mom;

If we don’t get all the shit we demanded for christmas,we are calling the cops and telling them that you are running a grow-op.

Love the kids

]]> By: lala http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405045 lala Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:31:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405045 Seriously? You called your kid Griffin? Fail. Seriously? You called your kid Griffin? Fail.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/26/sold-out-to-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-405039 The Elf Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:29:57 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20027#comment-405039 Sadly, that website is down. It was the best food pron ever. Sadly, that website is down. It was the best food pron ever.

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