Spotted (and Instagram’d) by Cecilia in Pensacola, Florida:
related: Scat, fat cat!
extra credit: Chase No Face
Found: Ugly Cat
December 28th, 2011 · 35 comments
FILED UNDER: cats · Florida · neighbors
Spotted (and Instagram’d) by Cecilia in Pensacola, Florida:
related: Scat, fat cat!
extra credit: Chase No Face
FILED UNDER: cats · Florida · neighbors
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35 responses so far ↓
#1
bookworm
Have you tried not letting strange animals into your home?
Dec 28, 2011 at 11:26 am rating: 38
#2
Quite Contrary
This means:
1. It is lost. (I am an asshole with a stunning grasp of the obvious.)
2. It is abandoned. (I am still an asshole that will always blame someone else for any issue.)
3. It thinks I am better decorator than you. (I am an asshole that thinks I have a fantastic sense of humor).
Dec 28, 2011 at 11:27 am rating: 50
#3
Suzi
I’d be less concerned about the ugly cat and more concerned by the ugly handwriting! Seriously, with chicken-scratch like that, why not use a printer, or at least steer clear of the blood red markers?! My eyes, they burn!
Dec 28, 2011 at 11:33 am rating: 59
#4
garicgymro
All the comments are so negative! I like this person.
Dec 28, 2011 at 11:59 am rating: 42
#5
Hmmm
Maybe I should try this to get rid of my wife . . . .
Dec 28, 2011 at 12:02 pm rating: 9
#6
Christine
What exactly is this guy doing to treat the cat badly??
Dec 28, 2011 at 12:22 pm rating: 5
#7
The Elf
This cat sounds like a lovey-dovey kitty! My extraordinarily cute mini-cat will hide if I attempt to treat her nicely. Maybe we can trade?
Dec 28, 2011 at 12:57 pm rating: 9
#8
unsatisfied
the way this person wrote this PA note, it looks like lyrics to the shittiest song about cats since “smelly cat”.
Dec 28, 2011 at 2:10 pm rating: 7
#9
GhostWriter
…and that ugly cat goes by the name of Zach Galifianakis.
Dec 28, 2011 at 2:31 pm rating: 4
#10
GhostWriter
This dude has already killed the ugly cat. Cats are aloof creatures; if you treat them poorly, they leave (unless they’re dead).
The note is simply an attempt to lure the cat owner into his “nicely decorated” torture chamber. Why would he suggest that she “bring a Taser?” Because he likes a challenge.
Dec 28, 2011 at 2:49 pm rating: 23
#11
Nunavut Guy
And the cat came back the very next day……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM
Dec 28, 2011 at 4:45 pm rating: 2
#12
vandalfan
“It It Last” (?) and I stopped trying to decipher after that.
Dec 28, 2011 at 5:30 pm rating: 2
#13
aliceblue
The cat won’t leave because”
1. It has found someone with the same IQ;
2. You smell like fish;
3. The cat thinks that your home is a giant litter box.
Dec 28, 2011 at 10:05 pm rating: 18
#14
The White Clouds of Opium
Cats are a species of demon.
Dec 29, 2011 at 4:16 am rating: 11
#15
Mel K
(description on the back)
Looks like the cat from Pet Cemetery and it’s tag says Satan’s little helper. My cat also recently won a ‘looks most like its owner’ competition.
It is probably safer if you packed your bags and left asap.
Dec 29, 2011 at 8:28 am rating: 3
#16
vstorevigilante
I’m reading this as the note-writer probably isn’t a big animal lover, may be a bit rude and irritating, but does genuinely care about the well-being of the cat (asking for a description instead of offering it to whomever, and not simply taking it to the pound). A little like Clint Eastwood’s character in Gran Torino.
Dec 29, 2011 at 4:36 pm rating: 10
#17
litchic
Yeah, I’m team “cat finder” here. He obviously is taking care of the cat (though he may be “treating it poorly” something tells me he’s kind enough to feed it since it’s sticking around), and he wants the cat and owner to have a reunion. But I’m a woman whose only “babies” are my 12 year old cat that’s been with me since he was a baby, and my almost 9 year old dog that’s been with me since she was 5 weeks. My cat is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL ASSHOLE half the time, and I love him anyway. Mostly.
Dec 29, 2011 at 6:04 pm rating: 7
#18
SCA
I think it says degrator, not decorator…and since the writer says “no matter how poorly I treat it” I’m assuming he’s standing out there cussing at it like a drunken sailor but it just won’t go
Dec 29, 2011 at 9:33 pm rating: 4
#19
Poltergeist
I got a headache trying to read that. The mustard and ketchup color palette only exacerbated the situation.
Dec 29, 2011 at 10:47 pm rating: 3
#20
redheadwglasses
I don’t understand why he didn’t include a photo of the cat:
1. To prove how ugly it is (I want to see!).
2. So the owners of the lost can know its their cat, or so other who know the cat (friendly neighbors of the cat owners) can get the word to the owners.
Jan 2, 2012 at 12:44 pm rating: 1
#21
Grrrr
I hope an animal lover called the animal sanctuary and gets them done for it(legally) since she treats in badly…
And just to be devils advocate.. If you kick a cat in the ass it generally will leave… Just don’t do it bare footed……
Jan 5, 2012 at 6:33 am rating: 0
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