Comments on: Short on New Year’s resolutions? The janitor has a few suggestions for you. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Fri, 24 May 2013 08:40:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: GKSutto http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405462 GKSutto Wed, 04 Jan 2012 07:39:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405462 I throw paper towels on the floor, but only when the garbage is overflowing (at the local gay bar) or when the trash can is too far from the door. I do NOT want to touch the handle without that little sheath of paper protecting my just-washed hands. It's not that I WANT to make a mess, but when people don't wash their hands, what choice do I have??? I throw paper towels on the floor, but only when the garbage is overflowing (at the local gay bar) or when the trash can is too far from the door. I do NOT want to touch the handle without that little sheath of paper protecting my just-washed hands. It’s not that I WANT to make a mess, but when people don’t wash their hands, what choice do I have???

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405438 The Elf Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:50:54 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405438 This is why the dual flush is so awesome. A little water for a "little job", and a lot of water for a "big job". This is why the dual flush is so awesome. A little water for a “little job”, and a lot of water for a “big job”.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405437 The Elf Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:45:30 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405437 If there is a lesson to be learned here, it is this: never try. Thank you, Homer Simpson. If there is a lesson to be learned here, it is this: never try.

Thank you, Homer Simpson.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405436 The Elf Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:45:01 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405436 We look forward to your coworkers sending them to this site, complaining about you. We look forward to your coworkers sending them to this site, complaining about you.

]]> By: Who passed out the Haterade? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405389 Who passed out the Haterade? Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:44:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405389 I dunno how absurd it is... the last time I tried to poop in public, I wound up running from the cops with my trousers around my ankles. I dunno how absurd it is… the last time I tried to poop in public, I wound up running from the cops with my trousers around my ankles.

]]> By: Eileen http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405388 Eileen Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:35:02 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405388 I have encountered this so many times at work. People should not have to take a refresher course on how to flush a fucking toilet. You learn that when you're two years old, for God's sake! If you have worse manners than a two-year-old, you shouldn't be out in public. I have encountered this so many times at work. People should not have to take a refresher course on how to flush a fucking toilet. You learn that when you’re two years old, for God’s sake! If you have worse manners than a two-year-old, you shouldn’t be out in public.

]]> By: Bumblebee http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405375 Bumblebee Sun, 01 Jan 2012 05:32:59 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405375 I laughed really hard at the HA HA HA !! Ahh, so childish yet so perfect. I laughed really hard at the HA HA HA !!
Ahh, so childish yet so perfect.

]]> By: jadefirefly http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405352 jadefirefly Sat, 31 Dec 2011 22:49:00 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405352 As a teenager, I worked at a McDonald's. One day, after watching the poor maintenance guy go back and forth to the bathroom numerous times, I asked him what he was doing. He looks at me, and as cheerful as any man could be under the circumstances, replied: "I'm cleaning shit off the ceiling!" As a teenager, I worked at a McDonald’s. One day, after watching the poor maintenance guy go back and forth to the bathroom numerous times, I asked him what he was doing.

He looks at me, and as cheerful as any man could be under the circumstances, replied: “I’m cleaning shit off the ceiling!”

]]> By: Silence http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405348 Silence Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:17:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405348 You make a good point, Greg. I'm sure they're really talking about the rainbow glitter and rose petals that women actually defecate. Interesting to hear it called "crap," though. You make a good point, Greg. I’m sure they’re really talking about the rainbow glitter and rose petals that women actually defecate. Interesting to hear it called “crap,” though.

]]> By: Silence http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405347 Silence Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:16:03 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405347 Sadly, because of environmental regualtions, a lot of people now have toilets that use very little water. So, instead of one good, strong 2 gallon flush, they have to use three 1 gallon flushes to finish the job. It makes so much sense, doesn't it? Sadly, because of environmental regualtions, a lot of people now have toilets that use very little water. So, instead of one good, strong 2 gallon flush, they have to use three 1 gallon flushes to finish the job. It makes so much sense, doesn’t it?

]]> By: Poltergeist http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405344 Poltergeist Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:26:03 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405344 Why do I get the feeling that Uma Thurman's crotch is a cesspool. Why do I get the feeling that Uma Thurman’s crotch is a cesspool.

]]> By: Poltergeist http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405343 Poltergeist Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:21:42 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405343 I myself never understood why men need to stand to feel manly, and I'm a man myself. First of all, half the time you end up having to sit down anyway. Second of all, if all men sat, then we would have to worry less about piss on the seat and floor, no? Third of all, it might reduce the risk of zipper related injuries. Societal standards are irrational to say the least. I myself never understood why men need to stand to feel manly, and I’m a man myself. First of all, half the time you end up having to sit down anyway. Second of all, if all men sat, then we would have to worry less about piss on the seat and floor, no? Third of all, it might reduce the risk of zipper related injuries. Societal standards are irrational to say the least.

]]> By: bloop http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405339 bloop Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:02:38 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405339 Yes, because most people get over their absurd public-poop fear around the age of 19. Yes, because most people get over their absurd public-poop fear around the age of 19.

]]> By: 47of74 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/30/new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-405338 47of74 Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:58:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20056#comment-405338 Yeah, well if you have to flush it more than once you need a new toilet! Yeah, well if you have to flush it more than once you need a new toilet!

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