Spotted by Analee at Houston’s annual Nutcracker Market, “a holiday shopping wonderland“…
related: No, He uses Vaseline.
Entries from December 2011
So…atheists shop for free?
December 8th, 2011 · 43 Comments
Tags: God · guilt trip · Houston · retail hell · stealing
DON’T STOP (being old and cranky)
December 7th, 2011 · 49 Comments
Kids today!!!
![[STOP] That means YOU young man in the blue Subaru and turn the music down](http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7033/6455676437_cc8e5928b9_o.jpg "[STOP] That means YOU young man in the blue Subaru and turn the music down")
(Thanks to Robyn from Durango, Colorado for the submission.)
related: Roommate wanted…NO OLDS!!!
Tags: Colorado · driving · kids today · most popular notes of 2011 · old folks
Eat it; love it. Got it?
December 6th, 2011 · 45 Comments
According to our submitter, Jason and his cake-baking wife are newlyweds. So…I guess the honeymoon’s over?
related: “I don’t need a birthday cake,” I said.
extra credit: Bruce Bogtrotter’s chocolate cake
Tags: birthday · cake · guilt trip
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
December 5th, 2011 · 45 Comments
Welcome to the set of Mean Girls: Orlando!
The initial note:
And the response…
![This apartment needs cleaning spirit! Let me know if you want to help out a[nd] clean up your mess! —Angel](http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7151/6462851303_87aa484847.jpg "This apartment needs cleaning spirit! Let me know if you want to help out a[nd] clean up your mess! —Angel")
Tags: Christmas · cleaning · holiday spirit · nice stationery · Orlando · roommates · sarcasm
Sure, she’s dumb as a box of hair, but…
December 4th, 2011 · 49 Comments
Apparently Meaghan’s roommates weren’t happy with how she disposed of her bang trimmings in the recycling bin. But c’mon, at least she didn’t leave em in the sink or the shower drain, right? Or…maybe she was confused about how the whole “locks of love” thing works? Or…aww, screw it. Can’t you bitches all just get along?
related: Dear mother of hair baby…
Tags: hair · heart · Massachusetts · mean girls · recycling · roommates
It’s a backbreaker.
December 4th, 2011 · 15 Comments
As amused as Emily in Houston was by this item description at the local Salvation Army store, she had to empathize a bit with the poor sucker who wrote it. (“The desk really was large and heavy-looking,” she says.)
Tags: Houston · retail hell
Do I detect a note of hostility in your hospitality?
December 1st, 2011 · 77 Comments
As someone with a small bladder, Becky of Apostrophe Catastrophes says she’s peed in many a hotel lobby bathroom, but this was the first time she’s encountered a passive-aggressive note in the process.
“Ironically,” she says, on this occasion, “I actually was staying in one of the rooms they hint at in the note.”
![There's [sic] 1,015 other bathrooms just waiting for you upstairs.](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4132/5193289223_2ab11c8cbf.jpg "There's [sic] 1,015 other bathrooms just waiting for you upstairs.")
Tags: bathroom · motels & hostels · New York
